DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Cult of the Dead]

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He should quit using them now. In a few months he will make a video about how his voice is ruined due to requests for twitter voice clips. He should just stick to his method of arguing, trying to stay relevant, and making an ass out himself on twitter using tweets with random words typed in all caps.

 

[PieceofShet]

FLASHBACK

 

[Pargon]

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FLASHBACK

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I'll send Jeff Bezos the deed to my house if he doesn't get his PS5 delivered on launch day.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Quoted from the wrongly used words threads to prevent offtopic.

Don't like encouraging this kind of poo-touching, but sometimes I can't help thinking that a single interview with her alone would explain pretty much everything about Phil that we could ever want to know. Especially if she has a gambling problem.

I was also wondering if she's the culprit behind the sad "Muh parents are dying" story. Look, son, we won't get younger or healthier, at one point in time we won't be there for you anymore. So it would be really nice if you marry this demon spawn when I'm still alive! We pay for it, just make it happen, okay! Take these thousands of dollars, get your shit together and get a fucking job!

Phil: Wauw mom-dood, my parents are on the edge of death! Oh, money!

 

[Iron Hamster]

You can apparently add audio clips to tweets. Phil is so excited by this revelation he gin-tweeted about it at 2am:
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Even fat lou found that feature 2 weeks ago.

 

[PieceofShet]

You can apparently add audio clips to tweets. Phil is so excited by this revelation he gin-tweeted about it at 2am:
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So how long till we get the first twitter audio begging segment?

I say the very first small roadbump.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

You can apparently add audio clips to tweets. Phil is so excited by this revelation he gin-tweeted about it at 2am:
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How much you guys wanna bet that Phil popped a stiffy when he read "Must just be for verified people."?

 

[Fapcop]

Is Phil still planning his PS5 unboxing video?!


The thought of Phil raging jealously because he’s seen how many views the early PS5 unboxing videos got, brings warm, happy feelings to my heart.


Nobody is going to care by the time Phil gets his PS5, but he’s going to do it anyways. Not for the views, but because he’s an autistic fuck abd it’s on his “schedule”.

 

[Pargon]

Is Phil still planning his PS5 unboxing video?!


The thought of Phil raging jealously because he’s seen how many views the early PS5 unboxing videos got, brings warm, happy feelings to my heart.


Nobody is going to care by the time Phil gets his PS5, but he’s going to do it anyways. Not for the views, but because he’s an autistic fuck abd it’s on his “schedule”.

Oh I guarantee you that there are some (not many, but some) of his wheelchairs who are intentionally avoiding any of the early look videos just to ensure that their first exposure to it comes from their favorite deadbeat dad.

 

[FearsReality]

Is Phil still planning his PS5 unboxing video?!


The thought of Phil raging jealously because he’s seen how many views the early PS5 unboxing videos got, brings warm, happy feelings to my heart.


Nobody is going to care by the time Phil gets his PS5, but he’s going to do it anyways. Not for the views, but because he’s an autistic fuck abd it’s on his “schedule”.

oh, I’ll bet you both of those things

he’ll make the video and then when it doesn’t do well view wise he’ll get butthurt as fuck and hopefully he makes rants about it

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The best part about this for me is that it serves as a powerful and painful reminder to Phil just how incapable he is of legit earning a view boost on his own, he HAS to rely on the excitement surrounding a new release of some kind to keep his streaming alive. He is not entertaining by himself, at least not the kind that he wants to be, and he fucking knows it.

Once again, Phil can only buy his way into victory. Normally I would feel bad because holy shit imagine living for almost 40 years never being good at anything, but he's not someone who actually TRIED to be good at anything, and even if he did apply himself, the second he made a mistake he would still lash out at others like an immature shithead.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Fucking Tevin and clowns stealing Phil’s money, this all deserves to be his!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Someone's jealous
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This picture should be put next to the definition of the term "sour grapes"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Fucking Tevin and clowns stealing Phil’s money, this all deserves to be his!

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Don't worry, Phil will play the Whalesong. The gentle sound of hundred dollar tips washing in like waves will soothe the beast.

It's like clockwork.

 

[KD6-3.7]

I think the most entertaining thing that could happen before the end of the year is Phil not getting his PS5 on release day. Man, we’d be in for the rant of the century about how Amazon is an incompetent company, and how he’s never going to give another cent to them, and how they’re actively trying to fuck over his “business”. Phil is at his most hilariously paranoid and delusional when he thinks someone is out to get him, which is almost every day.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

The best part about this for me is that it serves as a powerful and painful reminder to Phil just how incapable he is of legit earning a view boost on his own, he HAS to rely on the excitement surrounding a new release of some kind to keep his streaming alive. He is not entertaining by himself, at least not the kind that he wants to be, and he fucking knows it.

Once again, Phil can only buy his way into victory. Normally I would feel bad because holy shit imagine living for almost 40 years never being good at anything, but he's not someone who actually TRIED to be good at anything, and even if he did apply himself, the second he made a mistake he would still lash out at others like an immature shithead.

You'd think, but DSP is incapable of self-analysis. He comes close to the realization that new (x) hype gives him more than absolute garbage views but will never fully admit it to himself because it would be too much of a hit to his ego. That's why he seems to genuinely believe if everyone got everything on the same day he'd have thousands of views again, but people are so desperate to see the footage they'll watch one of these darn shills just to get it and then have no need to watch DSP's footage.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I think the most entertaining thing that could happen before the end of the year is Phil not getting his PS5 on release day. Man, we’d be in for the rant of the century about how Amazon is an incompetent company, and how he’s never going to give another cent to them, and how they’re actively trying to fuck over his “business”. Phil is at his most hilariously paranoid and delusional when he thinks someone is out to get him, which is almost every day.

Even without paranoia or delusions, Phil has an utterly unstoppable need to go on the attack at the slightest inconvenience, and the only target he won't ever pick is himself. Everybody else is fair game to him, whether it makes any sense or not because he puts no thought into it, just runs off emotion. Which wouldn't be so bad if he didn't constantly memory-hole the fact that he does that kind of shit.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I've been watching old Let's Endures and I wonder: where does RADIOHEAD come from? Also, I'd forgotten how annoying "nothingg for yew tonight" gets.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

I've been watching old Let's Endures and I wonder: where does RADIOHEAD come from? Also, I'd forgotten how annoying "nothingg for yew tonight" gets.

As far as I know it comes from the YouTube Ave series by dasboschitt.

Timestamp (for those on mobile) or if it doesn't work is 4:00

 

[Brother Wind]

You know. Why didnt Superblindman just send his PS5 to Phil? Like I was going to make a joke, but then it hit me that Phil might have actually had the audacity to fucking ask. And then the universe got just a little bit sadder.