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Did Ralph buy up enough dlive stock to have a say in shit or something?
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Where's this from, some gay DM?
And he somehow posted this despite not having logged in since July?
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FAKE NEWS
Still hasn't logged in since July https://kiwifarms.net/members/theralph.8991/
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I assumed it was an elegant joke at Ralph's expense.
Ethan, congratulations on not falling for it. You are very smart, much smarter than most kiwi farmers who all watch your thread constantly. I think this deserves a good drink to celebrate, sir.
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Ralph gave props to PPP and Godwinson. Did we jump worldlines and I not realize it?
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"Cross my fingers that nothing will happen to our broadcasting status here"
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Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/28/20 – Tea Clips Is Fat & Ralph Would Not Have Sex With Her
- 9:45, time for BoJack intro
- Let’s fucking go, etc.
- Ralph uses “home stretch” right as I was thinking it. Granted, it IS a common turn of phrase.
- [guitar intro]
- Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the home stretch, I am your host BOLDYSPICY, eating Excedrin like Ralph eats xannies & Ralphaburgers
- Turns out Ralph’s Bluetooth headphones died died; it wasn’t the battery. He bought a new pair, but he’s still miffed.
- Flamenco with the cohost, Chillstream Uncut alloneword. “Did you KNOW, it’s all one word? So you can type in YouTube…because they said ‘fuck spaces.’” Hi, Ralph! I'll admit, I laughed.
- John Delarose(?) is our guest cohost here? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t think of…
- OH I REMEMBER, Jon Del Arroz, like rice. The comic guy. I mean the “leading Hispanic voice in sci-fi.”
- Anyway Del Arroz needs a whitepill but Ralph ain’t got one. Ralph pretty much echoes my thoughts on the Hunter Biden stuff which is really eerie, considering.
- ELECTION STREAM GET HYPE
- Shillstream
- Fuck off Del Arroz, I'll vote by mail if I wanna
- Opening with Tucker Carlson yaaaay
- Campaign documents disappeared in the mail. Yeah, yeah, I get it
- Ralph is slurring already. That reminds me, I should pick up some liquor, myself. If I gotta potentially sit through 12 hours of election coverage, might as well drink with Ralph.
- James Woods edited a Joe Biden clip I guess
- Blah blah countries lock back down, blah blah everything sucks
- Ralph complains about a YouTube news video just reading an article without a hint of irony
- It’d be great if we got a stimulus check before locking back down because I got a liquor store to stimulate, but that’s not gonna happen
- Soros Mention #1
- Del Arroz loves Prince
- Del Arroz is boycotting baseball because BLM
- Podcast gang gang
- Ralph was late because he was trying to shoehorn “Philly cheesesteak” into a clever wordplay title about the Philadelphia riots but came up short
- News reporter mentions rioting in West Philly so Ralph goes into the Fresh Prince theme
- A reporter(?) got jumped during the riots
- A media guy gets chased down by a group of angry looters
- Somebody suggests “West Philadelphia: Burned & Razed.” Uhmayzin.
- An urban gentleman caller tells us how the economy go brrrrrrr. He sounds like a white dude doing the most stereotypical “black" voice imaginable.
- Ralph wants to buy all GameStop stock. Don’t do it, Ralph.
- Guy's advice amounts to watch green arrow. Thanks.
- Impromptu Bloodsports with Fundie Mr. Bill & our Economautist
- Two speds bicker about which one of them is totally not mad
- Someone in chat calls the Economautist “The Wigger of Wall Street.” Beautiful.
- Ralph’s new buddy Jen is going all in on Buffy stocks. B in the chat for Buffy. Is she seventeen or something?
- Speaking of pedophiles, there’s a Saved By The Bell reboot
- I don’t even like Saved By The Bell but my God, this reboot sounds awful
- Seventh Heaven, Buffy, Saved By The Bell—Ralph watches a lot of teenage girl shows.
- Dark Butters you’re on the Killstream, tell us about stonks
- Ralph is slurring a lot.
- Ding, Warski’s here. They're gonna talk about a “certain clip channel.” Oh God, what now.
- Mr. Bill on the guy with the knife who got shot: “he died where he was born—the back of a police cruiser.” What a great Christian man.
- Spotify took down the Joe Rogan/Alex Jones episode
- Just kidding it’s still there
- More Tucker yaaaay
- Smash or pass female reporter
- Twitch banning riot streams to the surprise of no one
- If Warski says “yanno whad I mean?” one more time I'm going to stab myself in the face
- Buy my shirts
- we're supposed to get a “Zoomer Girl” Halloween costume sighting on Friday
- Supposedly JLP favorited gay porn on Twitter. “Why didn’t they archive it?” Because no one outside of KF archives shit.
- Baked & Ralph are cool now I guess? New YouTube nuked, suspended on DLive
- BLM hates juice
- ADL is “concerned” about “demonstrators" harassing juice. Figures.
- Van full of “explosives” found in Center City
- Jon Del Arroz splits
- Where’s the Black Hebrew Israelites when you need ‘em? Why does everyone hate juice?
- Ralph is salty inmates are getting tablets & shit now. MUH EIGHT MONTHS WITH NO TWITTER
- Shoutout to the boys in lockdown listening right now
- IRL with TTS in jail when
- Ralph knew a guy who shot his babymama because she wouldn’t attend his birthday party. Dude stank apparently & only bathed thrice in six months. He’s doing 44 years.
- Clip of Ted Cruz ripping Jack Dorsey a new one. Jack looks homeless
- Clip of Jack on the Holocaust & getting bullied for not calling out the Ayatollah on his Holocaust denial
- I guess we’re not bullying women today
- Chat is revolting because Warski believe the Holocaust happened. The Killstream audience, ladies & gentlemen.
- Zuck looks more inhuman than ever
- Sargon calls Collett a Nazi, smuckling intensifies
- NOW we're bullying women
- Tea Clips, fat bitch, etc.
- Ralph even warned his “enemies” about her. Am…am I an “enemy?” (I'm guessing no, I just sperg out on KF for fun.)
- Even “Janny Josh” & “the fat Canadian” had problems with Tea Clips. I still think Ralph & Warski are overreacting, but I’m open to persuasion.
- I think it’s kinda like how most of the Killstream Krew crow about “Amish" conspiracies so much that I seriously question their existence on principle.
- I'm hearing some meh shit but not seeing any actual proof. Mostly just “haha, Tea Clips fat"
- Alright, play me the video.
- Is…is she huffing helium?
- Leven hunnert people shittin on Tea Clips right now
- “She thinks she’s somebody but she’s not"
- I'm trying to keep an open mind, but all I hear is massive amounts of projection.
- I have to get up at a reasonable hour, can we wrap it up, boyos?
- If Ralph is right, I will be more than happy to eat a heaping helping of crow, but I'm really not seeing it.
- Shill your shit, Warski
- Warski is having the PodAwful guy on his show. …why?
- Ralph says Godwinson & PPP are more talented than Jesse. Talk about a backhanded compliment.
- “3D printing gun guy" is tomorrow’s guest.
- Jen is “one of the good women.” Holy fucking shit, Ralph. What about “Zoomer Girl" you bumbling backwater behemoth? I don’t even like the spoiled little shit & I'm insulted for her.
- Biden interview where he keeps calling Trump “George"
- Election predictions
- Ralph will pay you if you have his second interview with Candace Owens
- Clip of voter fraud in Texas
- Women are fat & Ralph would not have sex with them
- Back to bragging about show numbers during the Peaceful Sunset outro
- 2nd outro: Hank Williams Jr. - "Family Tradition"
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As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. But if PPP really does go back to Ralph then PPP will just be a bitch. Though in saying that, it's not like two people cannot work out their problems like adults which granted may happen in this case.
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This is the most active thread related to this group so I'll say it here. Right now Andy Warski has PodAwful on to talk about Redbar and try to expose Dick Masterson for... Something. Andy said "it looks really bad".
This may be significant because Jessie is hated by Ralph, Dick, and Mersh, who have, at this point, all had business relationships and have shady back rubbing friendships. Might turn into something.
This may be significant because Jessie is hated by Ralph, Dick, and Mersh, who have, at this point, all had business relationships and have shady back rubbing friendships. Might turn into something.
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These are the things that kill me. The way Ralph talks about women, while having a pregnant 19 year old live with him, I dunno, its offputting to me.
True, two people can work things out like adults. One of these people however is Ralph. And nothing against PPP but if he showed his choco starfish to the world, I kind of wonder about him a tad as well.
so some thoughts about ralphs numbers and health, he made 75 whole dollars today rounding up. he suspiciously was stuck below 600 viewers before a random steady and speedy incline to up to 725 viewers with him having this boot fairly late and only tickling 725 briefly before declining, again only dropping off to 600s until very late in the outro for very inorganic behavior, if youve seen any stream in peak or any stream where he couldnt likely have bots like his youtube exile you see he loses viewers like a dump truck before he even touches the outro, while hes winding down to the segments leading into the outro even,
i and other chatters also noticed ralph at during at least 2 points got over 2 ninjaghinis worth of donations in the blink of an eye without anyone seeing a ninjaghini and barely any diamonds during those brief periods of a few minutes. despite this he only got 8k lemons and change making 75 dollars. this means a significant portion of ralphs supposed income is confirmed outright fabricated with no actual basis.
lastly his health, his hair is so grey and balding that even with his hat of shame to hide it the sides of his hat show glimers of hair on the side of his head peaking through and theyve gotten so sparse but still so bright grey you can immediately see the patches he allowed through shine through from underneath his hat. hes gotten noticeably even fatter today somehow to the point he has a cankle like neck, you actually cant pin point what is neck or head or body anymore, the chunt and gunt have merged!
piggy balding, theres a better screen cap showing both sides but eh:
piggu eyelids shut even tighter;
and finally the chunt gunt fusion, again a better cap in stream where he laughs in his forced pained tone but eh:
R. I. P ethan ralph's neck
i and other chatters also noticed ralph at during at least 2 points got over 2 ninjaghinis worth of donations in the blink of an eye without anyone seeing a ninjaghini and barely any diamonds during those brief periods of a few minutes. despite this he only got 8k lemons and change making 75 dollars. this means a significant portion of ralphs supposed income is confirmed outright fabricated with no actual basis.
lastly his health, his hair is so grey and balding that even with his hat of shame to hide it the sides of his hat show glimers of hair on the side of his head peaking through and theyve gotten so sparse but still so bright grey you can immediately see the patches he allowed through shine through from underneath his hat. hes gotten noticeably even fatter today somehow to the point he has a cankle like neck, you actually cant pin point what is neck or head or body anymore, the chunt and gunt have merged!
piggy balding, theres a better screen cap showing both sides but eh:
piggu eyelids shut even tighter;
and finally the chunt gunt fusion, again a better cap in stream where he laughs in his forced pained tone but eh:
R. I. P ethan ralph's neck
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My condolences.
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Now wait a minute Sam,
You're going to let this fat whale, no Y chromosome having whore steal your stream snipe content? Get indignant with this snake! Copystrike her! Gator ban her!
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The show was good. It was big of Ralph to hat tip PPP and Godwinson. He looked uncomfortable but he still did it.
Edit: by show I mean Sam Losco's #Killstream.
Edit: by show I mean Sam Losco's #Killstream.
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I like how Ralph tries to avoid saying "PPP" and uses terms like "the fat Canadian" and Warski instantly clarified that he was referring to PPP.
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Man. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel
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Five Finger possibly did that, I see him in the RV6 streams sometimes, this is also a recent post from ip2 - https://archive.vn/d2oFI
Funnily enough, I gave a TTS shoutout to Ralph on one of Blades streams (the night after the mcmuffin incident if I recall), it didn't generate much reaction aside from a chuckle from Baked (and maybe Demon) and most of chat asking who Ethan Ralph was (a small amount were responding with gunt in chat).
I really just wanted to see if Baked would talk about Ralph but here's hoping ip2 start paying attention to him, it would bring good content.
Schizo theory, Baked slighted Ralph by chuckling and Ralph actually did flag Baked because he can't handle being slighted in anyway.
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