Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Something about those lips seems off... oh, right. Which did it better?

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Why does she look so weird?
Botox, fillers, and she was ugly to begin with. Too many girls in their 20s fuck up their faces with procedures like lip fillers. I’m sure Bogan thought that was going to make her less ugly; she thought wrong. Probably started doing it when she was Eric Andre’s pincushion err I mean intern and thought her big Hollywood break was coming any minute then.
 
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Look ma, no pores

Botox, fillers, and she was ugly to begin with. Too many girls in their 20s fuck up their faces with procedures like lip fillers. I’m sure Bogan thought that was going to make her less ugly; she thought wrong. Probably started doing it when she was Eric Andre’s pincushion err I mean intern and thought her big Hollywood break was coming any minute then.

Yeah, women in their 20s are having work done that used to be the sole resort of women reaching middle age. They don't seem to realize how much having a taut, plumped, immobile face ages them. Without all the filters, Logan looks like a well-preserved forty. With all the filters, she looks like an Alibaba knockoff of a Realdoll.
 
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Developing on the web since 1999. Isn't she like only 26?
Her LinkedIn says:

"Chapman University
Degree Name Honors BFA
Field Of Study Creative Producing
Grade Cum Laude
Dates attended or expected graduation 2013 – 2016

Activities and Societies: Digital Arts Assistant"

If she started at a normal age she couldn't be much older than 26.
 
Developing on the web since 1999. Isn't she like only 26?
Yep. She doesn’t realize how dumb she sounds when she puts stuff like that down. I’m sure she wanted to come off like a precocious kid but instead she comes off like a terrible liar who will peak at being the chief operating officer of SomethingAwful. Being a 26+ year old means it’s time to ditch the cutesy crap and come off like a professional meant to be taken seriously. That’s why she will never be anything more than Eric Andre’s blowup doll and Richard’s punching bag.
 
Any info out there to back this up?

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I came here to post just that before even seeing your post. He plead guilty to Peace Disturbance. So, another technical truth in that the assault charge was dropped because he plead to a lesser charge.

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Also, an update to his other custody case with Meghan.

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Instead of a felony I pled guilty to a Class B misdemeanor.

VINDICATION!

Rich should get at least 40 hours of picking up trash for that, I wonder if his hotshot lawyer got him out of it.
Just the fine plus court costs. Pretty good, but it is 3 less bagged pies for him to cram down his gullet.

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