DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ReentryPhantom]

How hard could it be to find the professor of Native American studies at Fairfield University from 00-04?

 

[wahkando]

I hate myself for saying this but I agree with Phil (and Panda) here on multiple points. Although I take a slightly more nuanced view than just saying college is a waste.

I would agree with the common wisdom that a college degree is still important for many good traditional jobs. But its mostly important in the sense of an admission ticket. College degrees have morphed into the high school diploma 2.0. For most fields they provide questionable value that you're probably mostly better off learning on the job but they're used as an extraordinarily expensive timeconsuming resume filter just because people assume you must be a dumbass if you don't have what everybody else does. For most people they provide little and increasingly negative intrinsic value. Phil is living proof of this in multiple ways. Not only has he clearly not learned anything rendering his college years a waste but he's also making decent money regardless.

And nothing sums up the silliness of college more than the diversity requirement that they've been ramping up more and more in recent years. I'm not opposed to the concept in theory but its more often than not driven by politics and brainwashing.

If I was King I'd move most people to the vocational/apprentice route or a much simpler pared down basic education gateway program that focused on preparing for jobs and networking, shoring up deficiencies, with some classes in basic logic, civic responsibility, and finance thrown in. The traditional extended program, minus the bs politicking and faffing about, would just be for the technical and academic fields that needed it. Maybe reward employers who pick up and trained people themselves and charge those that insist on having the universities inefficiently do it for them.

I mean the diversity class requirement is obviously retarded but imagine being such an insufferable douchebag and deadbeat that your professor has to write you a note telling you you're shit even though you passed

 

[Iron Hamster]

You know who doesn't need the money? The people with the million dollar contracts on Twitch.

lol. Stay salty bitch.

So what exactly is the prevailing theory on super cuck and the charge backs? He just went out of his way to get most big detractor twitters suspended, but people also think he’s the one behind the charge backs because who else is this fucking pathetic and obsessive enough to do either thing....hurts my head trying to understand the logic behind this loser

There are no chargebacks.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

How hard could it be to find the professor of Native American studies at Fairfield University from 00-04?

I don't know, but I'm sure the SoK would be all over this if they hadn't imploded. If they got his valedictorian story verified, they could sniff this one out too.

I'm calling bullshit because, as we all know, in literally every corroborated story we have from Phil's past where confrontation was involved, to any degree, he was a mouse, not a tiger. The guy he describes in his unverified tales shouldn't have needed Viscant to step in and prevent a couple of goons from making his head even more oddly-shaped, for example, now should he?

As for why he's still so shit at telling such bullshit stories, most of his lies are being told to an empty room or somewhere on the internet that he has total control over, which means there is nothing preventing him from being full of shit and getting away with it. But more important than that is that he doesn't learn what he's supposed to when called out on his bullshit anyway, so he doesn't have any internal mechanisms kicking in either. At least not the normal kind. A great example of what I'm talking about is when Leanna was contradicting him during a stream, and he just kept going with his narrative of "stupid developers" and "beginner's trap" even though what she said actually made sense. No matter what anyone points out to him, if it means he was so much as mistaken, let alone lying, Phil's brain goes right into Stubborn Brick Wall mode and absorbs absolutely nothing.

This is a big reason why I cannot feel sorry for the asshole. I've known people with legit learning disabilities, I've known people who were quite autistic, and I've known people who grew up without a proper mentor and had some issues that could be corrected in time. Phil doesn't remind me of any of them, because even though he has lacked a proper mentor, is autistic, and issues with learning things, he wouldn't listen to a mentor anyway, is never going to be honest about his autism, and would rather that reality change to suit his laziness and selfishness than make any improvements to himself by learning.

And to top it off, he cares about no one but himself, to a degree rarely seen in people who aren't megalomaniacs and serial killers. It's quite frightening, really.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So if we take Phil at his word about the Sonic hat thing, why did he still have it right there in the room to put on? It's most likely that, like the pile of vests on his floor, it's been sitting on his dirty office floor since the last time he wore it in 2016 (If I'm not mistaken. Pigpiggo searching Sonic Hat gives you a hilarious array of shifting narratives regarding the hat, by the way).

Alternatively, how about this stupid theory? Phil was shopping for the cheap Halloween costume he will wear this year and saw Sonic costumes selling the body and head separately. His eyes lit up. "I already have the hat! I can save money by buying just the body and wearing the hat I already have!" And so he got the hat out and has had it in the office ready to go for Saturday. When those $600 in tips came in he thought he would try to test his autistic fanbase and see if he could get a bunch more tips for putting it on during a regular stream again. Of course when that didn't happen instantly he took it off mid stream because he's a mature adult, not a children's entertainer after all.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Wish I could post a clip, but I’m having to use a lousy phone til a new PC is built... but...

Did anyone hear Phil’s story tonight about having to take that Native American History elective in college? He said the school required a certain amount of these “diversity classes” and he had no choice but to take it.

OF COURSE he ranted about how his teacher was a complete idiot, and would come in and rant about everything BUT Native American history. He’d just tell the students to read a book, and the teacher made his students “drive all the way across Connecticut to visit some stupid Native American History museum.” OH, and by the way, according to Phil, his teacher didn’t even look like a Native American. I guess Phil expected him to have a feather in his hair, and carry a bow and arrow, and have scalps of white men on the classroom wall. Then, the teacher actually sent Phil an email about how lousy of a student he was.

But Phil wasn’t going to take any of that bullshit... Phil wrote him back, by god!

Phil told him that, actually, HE was the lousy one! Phil told him how much of an idiot he was! Phil informed the teacher that, actually, HE could have got him in trouble for being such a stupid, terrible teacher! The email was so devastating and badass that the teacher didn’t even write back...

Oh, and Phil pointed out that the whole class agreed with him that the guy was a shitty teacher. He closed the story by saying that college is such a fucking scam.

The bullshit this guy constantly spews out of his mouth is so amazing.

Wow, so his big tough guy story is he sent the professor a mean email that they probably ignored. Even in his fantasy world he can't directly confront someone, gotta be through his hotmail account.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

And to top it off, he cares about no one but himself, to a degree rarely seen in people who aren't megalomaniacs and serial killers. It's quite frightening, really.

Right? I'm surprised this doesn't come up more often. The person (in his narrative) that he loves the most only comes up in reference to the utility she provides. Other streamers that have a significant other bring them up and say oh we did x and x and x and they did x gesture and I did x gesture. Same goes for people in meatspace, too.
If I ever only brought up my spouse to talk about what household duty they did for me, over a span of years, and you never saw them, I'd want people going behind my back and correctly finding out if they're dead. (Though to be fair, a person can absolutely opt to want nothing to do with you and your friends, but that's not really a healthy marriage. Also, a 0 digital footprint in this day and age is unheard of, people don't do that shit willingly. My grandfather is terrified of the Chinese getting his money through the computer and he still has a Facebook and email and shit)

 

[Pargon]

He's bored?

That, and just about everyone involved in the DSP Autism Vortex is an easy mark.

This is why we say just to look and not touch.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Has Papavera still been hanging around in the streams after Phil dropped Minecraft? I'd hope not, considering all his effort spent in Phil's server never even made it to a broadcast. Even a DSP fan should have more self-respect than that.

No sign of him recently in the streams, it's been a few months now since I've noticed him post anything so if he's been there, it's been while I haven't seen him chatting. Also you typed something that dawned on me as being true that should have been obvious from the get go but didn't click in my head until I read your post on it, he's playing this gacha game to provide camouflage for the WWE Champions spending, now he can in his mind have plausible deniability to lump any oblique mentions of that mobile game into the stream he did of this current one, which in his mind fixes the problem he has been having since that reveal this year. Good point.

This looks more like some SuperHound bullshit. I don't know what his goal is here.

Goal? He's out of ideas and stolen credit card numbers so he's back at the start for reruns from where he took off from a few months ago, he's just that predictably autistic, even back down to the "character" detail of being an obsessed fan of all things Phil Burnell before he got his butthurt by being blown off by his pigroach idol. Moar liek AutisticCuck than a super hound.

SuperCuck is a simpleminded turboautist who has larped onto Phil and the autistically acute community centered around the pig for whatever reason:...

You know the worst thing about all this weaponized autism? All we’re getting are bad attempts at trolling the pig that result in... literally nothing. If anything, his “trolling” attempts have helped Phil create a new begging narrative as well as multiple lucrative pity streams whenever his Twitch account was temporarily suspended.

You know you’re a fucking galaxy-brained turboautist when all of your efforts end up helping the guy you’re trying to fuck over.

But, I reiterate, he's obviously not actually trying to fuck over DSP, he's a spurned fan and all his master plans only end up in getting DSP more pity donations because of how Phil can say he's legitimately being treated unfairly by the criminal and be right about it. A wheelchair in detractor's clothing, if you will.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Right? I'm surprised this doesn't come up more often. The person (in his narrative) that he loves the most only comes up in reference to the utility she provides. Other streamers that have a significant other bring them up and say oh we did x and x and x and they did x gesture and I did x gesture. Same goes for people in meatspace, too.
If I ever only brought up my spouse to talk about what household duty they did for me, over a span of years, and you never saw them, I'd want people going behind my back and correctly finding out if they're dead. (Though to be fair, a person can absolutely opt to want nothing to do with you and your friends, but that's not really a healthy marriage. Also, a 0 digital footprint in this day and age is unheard of, people don't do that shit willingly. My grandfather is terrified of the Chinese getting his money through the computer and he still has a Facebook and email and shit)

It doesn't come up more often only because his cowardice has prevented his list of victims from becoming extensive enough to regard him as a threat to the public at large, the way that other people known for their disturbingly self-centered nature often are. If he had balls, "DSP", to the people aware of him, would be a lot more synonymous with "sociopath" than with "public masturbator" or "worst gamer on the planet".

 

[marlintan]

So not a 'hey guys, you've all been incredibly generous lately and I literally cannot do this without you guys, to show a small amount of appreciation, I'm gonna gift 200 random subs'
Or
'hey guys, I know there have been a lot of questions about my finances lately, so I'm going to open up for a change and show you the receipts'

Nothing resembling appreciation or anything.

Just wear a silly, unwashed felt hat.

Wait what, this isn't enough for you? You fucking ungrateful niglets. I'm out here busting my ass for 80 hours a week bringing you bleeding edge, quality content, and what do I get? A reminder that I need at least 1500$ a week to maintain a bare ass fucking minimum quality of life? You fags are fucking pathetic shitdrips.

So anyways, fuck that moron. So I'm noticing tips are a little low lately.....


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A paypig has been jostled. Will he awaken, or return to slumber and gift another 300 subs?

Edit: Double


The term our adorable little business major is looking for is the break even point. The exact dollar amount where you get out of the red, after everything is accounted for: taxes, rental properties, salaries, inventory, incidentals, etc.
99% of businesses have this baked into their model and budget.
'snort, budget, sure I budget'
No, dear. You don't, and as someone who knows better it is...interesting to watch. There are two, and only two, scenarios here:
1) He does budget, there are no chargebacks, he's pocketing it all.
2) He does not budget and does not know how to factor a chargeback into the budget and balance. A chargeback is a new name on an old idea. Its a fucking refund.
If I were a successful business major, and I'm not, I would take in the tips as a sort of charged to account. The funds are owed and will come in eventually, but for all intents and purposes, until that clawback timer runs out, I can't 100% say that money is the business's, and money that can't be put back into the business is worthless until it can. It's poison. Don't touch it. But this requires a modicum of self control on the accountant's part.

I could go on and on about how he is a fucking abberation, but there's a better term for him: a financial vampire. He must feed off others to sustain himself. Effort is his sunlight. A real job is his stake to the heart.

There is a specific liability / contra-asset account for these, as someone that actually paid attention in business school... it's called allowance for doubtful accounts, it sets a certain number of Accounts Receivable funds aside for potential returns or people that just never pay...

 

[JamFlowMan]

The email was so devastating and badass that the teacher didn’t even write back...

Maybe it went to his spam folder...

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

There is a specific liability / contra-asset account for these, as someone that actually paid attention in business school... it's called allowance for doubtful accounts, it sets a certain number of Accounts Receivable funds aside for potential returns or people that just never pay...

You're just book smart. Not street smart.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

How can anybody even ironically watch this asshole anymore?

 

[Penix]

How can anybody even ironically watch this asshole anymore?

Self loathing and weed

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It's the final of Might D's scam tournament - dying parents vs WWE Champions

https://twitter.com/_MightyD_/status/1321866230714847235

 

[gaarashatan]

Someone asked what amount of tips are needed for him to be secure.
"There is no 'okay' amount of tips" was the response. The notion that there would be is ludacris.
That isn't how business works.
The tips give him the freedom to buy 'im-por-INT (sic) things'.
If he gets a bunch of tips one week and then nothing the next, that's a wash and that's not good.
And people shouldn't ask that, because it's a business matter.
Getting a lot of money on Monday does not mean he is okay, that isn't how this works and that was never how this worked.
"You know who doesn't need the money? The people with the million dollar contracts on Twitch." This is the sloppiest deflection I have ever seen.
If 'somebody' has a good night, just be happy for them. Don't get up in the streamer's business. It has nothing to do with the content that they're putting out.

This does beg the question then... what exactly is the 'tips goal' for? Isn't that the amount of tips that are supposed to allow him to pay his bills? I guess we have ditched that narrative and that's just what we need daily to be a business - $200, and that's gone by the next day. That's operating cost. Overhead expenses. Mature things.

This is egregious though. It's apparent that money questions are a massive sore spot right now because he has no viable explanations, so he is just allowing himself to get completely fired up by the people baiting him.

someone shouldve said something like "500k and then some cause hell want to get in debt again, gotta make sure he pulls hogans dick"

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave on stream admonishing cd projekt red for crunch again. Does he like talkin about this so much cause he's a lazy fuck that recoils from any kind of actual work? Like the idea of putting in some extra effort is just an alien concept to him.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil throwing his dad's present back in his face because if he rode a bike it'd just get stolen just underlines that Phil's laziness clearly started long before his YT days. Don't want to build a bike or have to learn how to use it, come up with some lame excuse that he might be robbed and now he's the smartest person in the room for not doing something which every six year old manages. And he's close to 40 still thinking it was a clever move.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil throwing his dad's present back in his face because if he rode a bike it'd just get stolen just underlines that Phil's laziness clearly started long before his YT days. Don't want to build a bike or have to learn how to use it, come up with some lame excuse that he might be robbed and now he's the smartest person in the room for not doing something which every six year old manages. And he's close to 40 still thinking it was a clever move.

Okay, now I'm sure of it. Ma Burnell is a trainwreck, and Phil is all her fault. There's no fucking way a human being winds up that god damn lazy, that god damn early, and makes it into adulthood still having the same opinion on such a move without being cursed with shit DNA. He was raised to be DSP.

As for his remark that no amount of tips is enough, that's a surprising amount of honesty from him, and any one of his paypigs who doesn't wise up after hearing that is deserving of being scammed by the greedy fuck.