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Ok, I'm listening to Ralph's show from last night as it plays on PPP's stream. What the fuck happened to his voice since I stopped watching? It somehow got higher for some reason. Is it like this every show?
š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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I don't understand it either. He smokes, but whereas most voices would get deeper, his gets higher. Is there some condition that makes men's voices go higher as they age?
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You guys still don't get it. His voice was always this way. It's just that now he's not hiding it anymore. If you listen to him from years ago it is beyond obvious he is trying to put bass in his voice to sound more badass. But over the years, his face getting doxed, and now that he has a camera pointed at him he doesn't try to hide it at all. Plus now it's his natural reaction. Everyone knows that one guy who gets worked up and their voice gets way higher pitched, that's Ethan.
Imagine how fucking annoying he must have sounded going through puberty.
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I find it interesting that she's clipping a snipe instead of the stream itself. She's putting a layer between her and Ralph. I guess that way if he gets pissy, she can claim she didn't clip him, she clipped me? I don't know, it's weird.
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I love the ebb and flow of internet shit slinging so much.
The Tea Clips thing is a great new little show. It's nice to see Ralph move to being more of a side character, I think he's better in that role right now. As much as he is a bizarre gunted man, guy has a good sense of humor sometimes.
I'll say this, though everything I've said I've maintains this throughout. I have and will always love you Ralph.
The Tea Clips thing is a great new little show. It's nice to see Ralph move to being more of a side character, I think he's better in that role right now. As much as he is a bizarre gunted man, guy has a good sense of humor sometimes.
I'll say this, though everything I've said I've maintains this throughout. I have and will always love you Ralph.
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GAYTOR, GAYTOR AYE THUNK THA BAYEKED CHUHCKLED AT MAH! FLAG EM GAYTOR ......... GAYTOR WHERED YA GO! GAYTOR! GAYTOR! RASPOND GAYTOR!
you wont believe me but all his physical flaws do get worse from show to show every day with huge leaps between moneday and friday, he looks crp age now. look at my recent caps vs the one a few pages back in a double post, compare it to the gifs on sams snipe which is relatively recent. look at how much fatter he is and how more closed his eyelids are.
being a ftm tranny who can no longer afford testosterone
she also tweeted you out one time, think shes trying to recruit you into the simp coalition. because i guess staying quiet ignoring everything and clipping was too hard so she needs you to fight ethan and ppp and tardski and goadwinson
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Do me a favor fellow IBSers... take this fagget fucking āXmas armisticeā shit and stuff it up your rotting stink ditches. If I see any of you sharing a foxhole with Andy or Ralph and handing them a piece of your toblerone so help me God I will release mustard gas along the regimentās entire trench line.
Try me you traitorous French-Canadian niggers.
Try me you traitorous French-Canadian niggers.
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Based and Orwell pilled.
He confessed to the assassination of eminent Gunt Guard members, the distribution of seditious forum posts, embezzlement of lemons, sale of KF Halloween shirts, alogging of every kind. He confessed that he had been a spy in the pay of the NEET samurai as far back as 2019. He confessed that he was a moral fag, an admirer of Tea Clips, and a simp. He confessed that he had murdered a woman behind an Arby's in the 1990's, although he knew, and his questioners must have known, that it was Ralph. He confessed that for years he had been in personal touch with Jawsh and had been a member of a New Zealander agricultural facility which had included almost every incel he had ever known.
It was easier to confess everything and implicate everybody. Besides, in a sense it was all true. It was true that he had been the enemy of the Gunt, and in the eyes of the Gunt there was no distinction between the critic and the alog.
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The more body fat a man has, the worse it is for testosterone production and it also increases estrogen levels you store in your body.
A double whammy, which explains why Ralph so often displays womanly behaviours.
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agree godwinson and ppp are just faggots who are scared of finishing what they started, they know ethan ralph will actually die in under a year or the next year or so and are just scared theyll be blamed for it. YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE THIS TO ITS CONCLUSION PPPISSBABY LOOK AT ME YOU MILKSOP WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER I WILL CAP HIS DEGRADING HEALTH EVERY STREAM AND ILL DOCUMENT YOURS TOO thats right ladies and guntlemen i will be documenting the declining health of two lolcows.
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Thanks, now I have nightmares about his wall of cum soaked fleshlights next to his Nora shrine.
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The famous art piece "Ralphanalprolapses" by Tyrone (sponsored by the Loudon County Sheriff's Office)
Insane In The Membrane
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What's the status on that police report Mr Vickers filed, if he even filed it at all?
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He either didn't do it or it went nowhere.
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They were never going to see it through. It seemed like it for a minute but PPP and Godwinson are just more ebeggers in shit posters clothing. Godwinson can't be bothered to put out genuinely good, edited content anymore because brit simps will gladly buy him Bayonetta for a cell phone stream. He can ride the victory of NP2 for a little while longer.
PPP, to his credit, played his cards right in filling the void Metokur left and starting a holy war against Ralph. The problem is that he is a fat Canuck with no stamina to keep the charade going. He lacks the ability to keep going after Ralph so he already started pulling a Metokur and reading Farms threads on ecelebs. Even the Christian schtick is an absolute fabrication coming from him at this point. If Ralph really did get you booted from your church, why are laying off of him? "Oh I have proof Ralph contacted my church." Where? "Ralph is a degenerate" and then proceeds to get wasted on camera and have his roommate wag his penis at him.
They are two sides of the same coin. The only real differences between them is that one is a britbong in a suit and one is a fat Leaf.
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What is there to do to him though seriously? There seems to be an issue in both PPP's and this thread. Boldyspicy, Sam Losco, and Burger Fox basically fall asleep watching it. There are no leaks. Aside from getting Nora, Jim or Zidan on a show, I'm not sure how else you could a-log him. No one is stopping anyone else from doing it. I find it so strange that so many people feel like Godwinson and PPP have an obligation to destroy Ralph. Was not the harvest fruitful enough?
And as to the Christian thing, there is also that part about forgiveness.
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Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/29/20 ā Not Even Trying Anymore
- BoJack intro, letās fucking go
- Guitar intro
- Welcome stream host boldspice
- Gang's all here
- Li'l Wayne posted pitchurr with Trump
- Larry & Flamenco with the host
- Larry was late to work, so his boss is making him come in tomorrow on his day off. Then took his kid to basketball practice
- āYouāre really making parenthood sound shitty.ā Larry says parenthood has nothing to do with this.
- His car overheats, makes it to pick up his daughter, & his car dies.
- Anyway here's an autistic guy 3D printing guns as a guest
- Everyone is a fed
- No law enforcement hounding him yet
- Buy my shirts
- Bibbleās girlfriend canāt find her PokĆ©mon game so he had to go lift all the furniture looking for it
- Ralph has to beg callers to call in
- Caller calls in panicking about COVID ravaging the El Paso area. Hospitals are overcrowded. Itās almost like itās serious shit or something.
- Ralph doesnāt want Florida to shut down
- The caller talks about how his buddy he introduced to Ralph just died. He was only 40 & the only problem he had was asthma. Ralph is being pretty callous & unsympathetic about the callerās plight, despite them being on a first-name basis.
- Bibble tries to recruit the guest to his D&D stream/get him to 3D print miniatures for him
- Ralph is gonna be in Tampa from Dec 10th to the 14th
- Ralph is bored. I'm bored. Ralph sounds tired. I'm tired.
- Callers are autistic & boring. Guest is autistic & boring. Someone asks what gun he should 3D print to put a bullet in his head. I sympathize.
- Nevermind the caller wants to kill himself because heās panicking about Corona now. I no longer sympathize.
- Butters asks how Ralph is doing. Ralph says heās been better, interestingly enough.
- I like guns, donāt get me wrong. But everybody has all the charisma of a wet paper bag.
- Butters' family has also been coof'd, says itās not a big deal, does not want lockdown
- All these spergs love Alaska for some reason
- Smash or pass on Alaskan news anchor
- Ralph plays an unhinged voicemail she left for a guy she was screwing around with. Jesus Christ.
- She calls him āa fucking Jewish bastard" & āa Zionist piece of shit.ā Chat wants to marry her.
- Warski also showed up at some point during all this
- The anchor was arrested, obv
- Ralph wants Maria Athens (the anchor) to come on the Killstream. I foresee another Patrick Little debacle, if she even agrees
- Jcaesar187 talks about Hunter Bidenās Pornhub account. Hunter uploaded videos, one of which included a family member.
- Chillstream Uncut alloneword
- An NHL player bullied a mentally-retarded black kid but I'm not really listening
- Warski & co. discuss the finer points of racial slurs
- Now letās all discuss how everyoneās trying to keep the white man down
- Another beheading in France, this time in a cathedral, with three others killed
- Meanwhile another guy was shot dead for doing a Nazi salute lol
- Sweatpants Boner thank you for the Ninjaghini
- Yes Islam takes from Christianity caller whatās your fucking point
- I suspect caller is euphoric; Larry is mad & accuses him of simping for Muslims
- Larry are you swallowing the J pill
- Holy fuck everyone in this conversation is retarded
- Larry is mad about juice
- Wonderful, now SouthernDago is here to add to the retardation, & is running defense for Larry
- Diversity bad, huwhite man good
- Dingo blows a fucking gasket & starts literally screaming.
- What the fuck just happened
- Larry says this is the dumbest thing that he has ever been involved in
- Oh, the caller was the Fundie Mr. Bill. MSo not euphoric. In my defense I'm half-asleep & Mr. Billās arguments are unintelligible
- Tomorrow night is costume night. Take screenshots for me, kiddos. I'm probably gonna take tomorrow off & get drunk with friends over Discord
- Labour Party is anti-Semitic
- Ralph is so white trash he drinks cough syrup. You can mix it with Jolly Ranchers & Sprite to make it more palatable. I canāt say I'm surprised, but I am bewildered. Do you drink mouthwash, too? Jesus.
- Anyway who wants a Tucker clip
- An outro I donāt recognize & smug yelling
- Step by Step outro
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