Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.


the first 9 and a half minutes of his newest upload are pretty funny. nik tries on different colored 3XL walmart t-shirts, comparing himself to different fruits/veggies, then stomps around his apartment like an angry fat kid, hurls insults at orlin, weighs himself, and has an exaggerated tantrum on his sofa. i usually watch his vids on 1.75x speed because they're always filled with bullshit, but i actually got a good chuckle out of this. then the rest of the vid reverted to the garden variety feeder bait-drama whore content.

also, he's wheezing a lot. i'm thinking cardiac arrest is imminent.
 
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whitebread1010 said:

the first 9 and a half minutes of his newest upload are pretty funny. nik tries on different colored 3XL walmart t-shirts, comparing himself to different fruits/veggies, then stomps around his apartment like an angry fat kid, hurls insults at orlin, weighs himself, and has an exaggerated tantrum on his sofa. i usually watch his vids on 1.75x speed because they're always filled with bullshit, but i actually got a good chuckle out of this. then the rest of the vid reverted to the garden variety feeder bait-drama whore content.

also, he's wheezing a lot. i'm thinking cardiac arrest is imminent.
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That picture in the purple? The look on his face is like he shit himself again and it smells like cheese and taco bell. Eurgh.
 
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Teeter said:

Jesus Christ he's fucking disgusting in this one. Pigs eating from troughs have more manners and civility.
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I'm sorry, but what in the everloving fuck did I just see? I don't speak autistic sperg. However, it does crack me up that he's still claiming "water weight". Never seen water weigh that much in all of my life.
 
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whitebread1010 said:

the first 9 and a half minutes of his newest upload are pretty funny. nik tries on different colored 3XL walmart t-shirts, comparing himself to different fruits/veggies, then stomps around his apartment like an angry fat kid, hurls insults at orlin, weighs himself, and has an exaggerated tantrum on his sofa. i usually watch his vids on 1.75x speed because they're always filled with bullshit, but i actually got a good chuckle out of this. then the rest of the vid reverted to the garden variety feeder bait-drama whore content.

also, he's wheezing a lot. i'm thinking cardiac arrest is imminent.
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just curious what was his weight when he did the weigh in? cause i can’t be arsed going through the video to find it
 
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I think it was 324.6 lbs. He’s about 5’6” (1.86 m) which puts his BMI at 51. So yeah, morbidly obese.
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5'6
1.86m

????????

what did he mean by this

5'6 is not even 1.70m. I'm 5'9, which is 1,75m

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1.86m would be around 6'1
 
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whitebread1010 said:

the first 9 and a half minutes of his newest upload are pretty funny. nik tries on different colored 3XL walmart t-shirts, comparing himself to different fruits/veggies, then stomps around his apartment like an angry fat kid, hurls insults at orlin, weighs himself, and has an exaggerated tantrum on his sofa. i usually watch his vids on 1.75x speed because they're always filled with bullshit, but i actually got a good chuckle out of this. then the rest of the vid reverted to the garden variety feeder bait-drama whore content.

also, he's wheezing a lot. i'm thinking cardiac arrest is imminent.
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He needs to try on different colored bras because he has got to have back pain with the way his tits flop around.

There is no way we are that lucky.
 
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