Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

I fucking hate this thread, because now whenever I see miscellaneous furry animations I get my tin foil hat and assume Shmorky is back in action.

Like anything from Aimkid or shit like that, anything that's fluid and minimalist must be Shmorky it's the only explanation adlsdfnsaopdifn
redundant af but no shmorky is not aimkid, aimkid's posted selfies of themselves before (there's one a couple pages back) and they've bitched about people constantly comparing them to shmorky before. they may have the "14 year old tally hall/lemon demon furry youtube animation kid" demographic in a fucking stranglehold and i wouldn't be surprised if they got cancelled for perving on someone on Flipnote Hatena 8 years ago but they are not shmorky.

to elaborate: if any future drama whores or would-be john titors are reading this, aimkid is not shmorky. please do not bump this thread in 2021 with your completely original thought-provoking "DURRRRR AIMKID SCHMORKEE???? O___O" post or we will all be very disappointed in you. if you DO happen to find out that aimkid is shmorky's long-lost pissbaby kid he had in an affair at the sa offices decades ago, then please leave a message after the beep

yes literally everyone knows this by now but it's popped up in this thread so many goddamn times it inspired me to mash letters on my keyboard again. now we wait for this thread to be bumped again and for said post to be a nothingburger...
 
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Welp, here's something no one asked for but we're getting.
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Edit: To also add (and not double post) we really should put a disclaimer in the OP to let people know Aimkid is not Smorky, please don't come here if you're going to sped over conspiracies as to weather he is or not.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if shmorky comes back of his own accord. The usual retards (goons, matt myers etc.) are trying to retcon everything. Currently the official line is "Da alt right gamurgate trolls made up rumours shmorky dindu nuffin he was a good boy/girl"

I don't think Shmorky will ever come back on his own terms. Even when he was starting up, it wasn't until Lowtax offered to help him that he started to gain traction. He's also refused to do a lot of work, claiming it was a waste of his time and talent. AFAIK he's still in some shithole trailer probably being beaten by his brothers and step-dad on a daily basis for being a disgusting genderblob. He's probably gone down the Spoony route and will likely just entropy his existence away.
 
Shmorky's schizo ex said he never would even consider getting a real job because he felt above it (despite being descended from generations of violent trailer trash) because of his artist talent.

He even turned down actual art jobs for completely bullshit reasons too. He's just a loser.
 
Sorry for bumping without any actual info, but I wonder if Mandy has any info on what Shmorky has been up to. I can't help but picture Shmorky immediately going crying to her after being outed as a pedo because she was the one person who actually put up with his shit in the past.
 
Sorry for bumping without any actual info, but I wonder if Mandy has any info on what Shmorky has been up to. I can't help but picture Shmorky immediately going crying to her after being outed as a pedo because she was the one person who actually put up with his shit in the past.
I don't think I've ever heard Shmorky cry, but considering the pitch of his regular voice, I think it would shatter my eardrums.

Necro the thread when his parents die and he tries getting back into the animation scene. Hope he gets 80% of the way through the hiring process at some company and hits the background check phase. I'd pay to be a fly on the wall in HR for that.
 
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