US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There's actually a collection of all his ramblings from that rally. The edit never ceases to make me almost piss myself no matter how many times I see it.

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Any single one of these gaffes would have sunk a man 4-6 years ago.

 

[sperginity]

Any single one of these gaffes would have sunk a man 4-6 years ago.

howard dean is gonna kill himself any minute

 

[Zero Day Defense]

howard dean is gonna kill himself any minute

The man was so patriotic that he shouted like a bald eagle.

That that sunk his campaign was an early demonstration of the power of the news media.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Glenn Greenwald, a faggot, complains about being censored by The Intercept, the news blog he himself co-founded.

That sentence is hilarious somehow.

Team Joe's going with the airdrop insertion/extraction campaign strategy.



They can't even cart Joe around by ground transportation anymore, because the tricksy Trumpsters will follow him around and make sport of him.

He has to land at tiny little locked-down airports, blither nonsensical blatherings at a handful of vetted lickspittles, and then take off again, and make fast his escape.

They may as well have him in a plastic bubble in order to protect him from the mean Trumpsters, and their hurtful taunting and ridicule.

Seriously, what's the point of this? Just so they can say he's "campaigning in Wisconsin" when he's basically locked up in a diving bell, and they're just sorta dipping him down into the water for bit, and then hoisting him back out again?

It's just embarrassing.

The CEO of Avflight is named Craig Sincock. Mr. Sincock is indeed a very cool name.

 

[superfat]

My bother and I made this for fun.https://youtu.be/EjEThAm0N_o

 

[sperginity]

There's actually a collection of all his ramblings from that rally. The edit never ceases to make me almost piss myself no matter how many times I see it.

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this video is a good example of what his face looks like normally. he is out of it and squinty even when its not particularly bright and the sun is behind him, he looks confused. compare to the final debate.

Biden's eyebrows stayed up that high the whole time, with his eyes weirdly wide with the stage lights shining directly on him. He can only avoid being nonsensical if he is pumped full of adderal or some similar drug. The only sign missing is jaw grinding. He is old as shit and tired, but that's why he shouldn't have run and dems should not have selected him.

 

[heathercho]

There's actually a collection of all his ramblings from that rally. The edit never ceases to make me almost piss myself no matter how many times I see it.

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Even if this walking fossil was saying "true international pressure", it wouldn't even make sense in that context.
Jesus Christ, he's a fucking mess.

 

[General Disarray]

Team Joe's going with the airdrop insertion/extraction campaign strategy.



They can't even cart Joe around by ground transportation anymore, because the tricksy Trumpsters will follow him around and make sport of him.

He has to land at tiny little locked-down airports, blither nonsensical blatherings at a handful of vetted lickspittles, and then take off again, and make fast his escape.

They may as well have him in a plastic bubble in order to protect him from the mean Trumpsters, and their hurtful taunting and ridicule.

Seriously, what's the point of this? Just so they can say he's "campaigning in Wisconsin" when he's basically locked up in a diving bell, and they're just sorta dipping him down into the water for bit, and then hoisting him back out again?

It's just embarrassing.

While I agree with your overall sentiment, Mitchell International isn't exactly tiny. Not huge, but it's not Timmerman Field.

 

[knobslobbin]

This is just elder abuse. Someone tell Biden he won, and have the staff at the nursing home pretend it's the white house until he forgets all about it.

 

[Tour of Italy]

There's actually a collection of all his ramblings from that rally. The edit never ceases to make me almost piss myself no matter how many times I see it.

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This just made me sad, let Grandpa go home and rest, Jesus fuck.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I think it's been buried by his gaffe of the day but Biden gets a complete softball question and can't even spell RESPECT properly.

 

[Collections Agent]

Any single one of these gaffes would have sunk a man 4-6 years ago.

Remember Covfefe?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Remember Covfefe?

Remember Dan Quayle?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

This just made me sad, let Grandpa go home and rest, Jesus fuck.

The man used his son for international money laundering and between that and never successfully coping with the deaths of his mother, sister, and other brother, he did so much meth and crack cocaine his teeth were falling out.

My pity for the man drops the more those emails are demonstrated to be valid.

 

[ditto]

howard dean is gonna kill himself any minute

This silly moment sunk Howard Dean's 2004 presidential campaign

Remember Dan Quayle?

Dan Quayle was setup by that teacher, who told him to spell "potatoe".
And he was a better an more decent man that Jack Kennedy

 

[teriyakiburns]

this "gaff" is getting some traction on twitter under #trunalimunumaprzure

WATCH: Joe Biden pledges to mobilize 'trunalimunumaprzure'

"I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trueninternuvidupresher," or maybe it was "trunalimunumaprzure." It could have been "true inder nah ma preh zer." But whatever it was, it was unclear.

thepostmillennial.com

https://archive.md/wip/Am3kX

perhaps it's biden's covfefe

He's clearly reading that from a screen. You can tell by the way he keeps squinting at it. They've got a half-blind, demented, decrepit old man, who is going to die within a couple of years at best, and they expect people to be enthusiastic about him?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Good morn or evening friends:

https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/10/30/joe-biden-barack-obama-flint-detroit-michigan/6084343002/

Joe Biden, Barack Obama plan Saturday events in Flint, Detroit​

Joe Biden and Barack Obama are set to campaign in Flint and Detroit on Saturday, as the Democrats do what they can to ensure Biden wins Michigan this election year.

And, at least at the Detroit event, Stevie Wonder will be on hand to perform.

The Biden campaign announced on Friday some of the details of the events. Both will be drive-in rallies, where attendees are encouraged to remain in their vehicles. Biden and Obama will focus on encouraging voter turnout for each event.

I'm sure Stevie Wonder performing to a cacophony of honking horns will be magical.

https://twitter.com/tsspangler/status/1322285431531184129

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Team Joe's going with the airdrop insertion/extraction campaign strategy.



They can't even cart Joe around by ground transportation anymore, because the tricksy Trumpsters will follow him around and make sport of him.

He has to land at tiny little locked-down airports, blither nonsensical blatherings at a handful of vetted lickspittles, and then take off again, and make fast his escape.

They may as well have him in a plastic bubble in order to protect him from the mean Trumpsters, and their hurtful taunting and ridicule.

Seriously, what's the point of this? Just so they can say he's "campaigning in Wisconsin" when he's basically locked up in a diving bell, and they're just sorta dipping him down into the water for bit, and then hoisting him back out again?

It's just embarrassing.

And this is what happens when Joe steps out of the diving bell.

Biden Melts Down at Trump Supporters in Minnesota: 'Ugly Folks'

Joe Biden addressed a drive-in rally in a parking lot in St. Paul, Minnesota -- and was drowned out by the honking of Trump supporters.

www.breitbart.com

Vice President Joe Biden addressed a drive-in rally Friday afternoon in a parking lot in St. Paul, Minnesota — and was drowned out by the honking of Donald Trump supporters in their cars.

 

[Slimy Time]

this "gaff" is getting some traction on twitter under #trunalimunumaprzure

WATCH: Joe Biden pledges to mobilize 'trunalimunumaprzure'

"I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trueninternuvidupresher," or maybe it was "trunalimunumaprzure." It could have been "true inder nah ma preh zer." But whatever it was, it was unclear.

thepostmillennial.com

https://archive.md/wip/Am3kX

The only thing that makes sense in the context of what he said about China is "true international pressure". If he wasn't reading from a scrolling billboard, he might be able to slow himself down so he doesn't sound like a babbling buffoon.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think it's been buried by his gaffe of the day but Biden gets a complete softball question and can't even spell RESPECT properly.

To be fair the original song elides those P E pretty damn hard.