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Interests 6/9/15: Chris Reacts to New Sonic Boom Game Announcement
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LETS CLEAR THIS WITH NO CONTINUES
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I pity/fear for anyone working retail in Virginia.
"Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!!"
I know it's overplayed to point out things like this but god damn.
Eye of the Shiticane
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Sega's making Chris go to jail again? UGH *stress sigh* UGH why can't they just understand what he's trying to tell them! UGH!
this website fucking sucks. fuck this shit im out
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A Sonic Of Fire And Ice
By Julay R.R Martin
A spokesperson from Sega issued the following response: "Wah wah wah waaah."
Sonic Boom 2: The Boom Warrior is proof that the universe, while cruel and impersonal, at least has a good sense of humor.
The reincarnation of Antonio Stradiuarius
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"Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!!"
I know it's overplayed to point out things like this but god damn.
The bullies at Sega have trolled him so many times you'd think he'd have figured it out by now.
Sega is no friend to Chris.
But a Chandler never learns. Or wins.
Goes down salty.
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Hate it because it's Sonic Boom, love it because Chris will say stupid things on Facebook and do stupid things in real life.
Did Chris just pull a "Listen and Believe?"
JU 199
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He sounds more and more like an SJW
Chris wants SEGA to get it in their DAMN FUCKING SKULL that Sonic's arms are beige.
Avatar? I don't need no stinkin' avatar.
True & Honest Fan
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Sonic Boom Protest 2: Electric Boogaloo.
The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!!
Supreme moralfag
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I pity/fear for anyone working retail in Virginia.
He edited his message to clarify he will not be taking part in any protests personally but the movement lives on.
Edit: Thanks Satoru182.
Everybody Scream
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Sonic Boom 2: Fine & Mace
Nicely done by Sega, though. Announcing it right before Chris' trial is definitely going to cause his happy tomgirl time to come to a screeching halt.
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EI 903
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The clash between his current profile picture and his blue arms rage makes it even more entertaining.
Proud Ameri-kin
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I am astounded by Chris and his blue arms problem. Let's hope that Sonic Boom is so successful that they just keep using this design. I kinda want to see how long he can keep this up.
I am also curious if he'll pick this game up regardless. He apparently did get the other two, so my bets are on it.
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