🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Cow Poly]

That is one fucking ugly bitch you got there....

 

[Vetti]

Look at his chunt bulge out the sides of the mask lol. If he wore one of the rubber full head masks, it would choke him.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Ralph says he's too fat for any of the costumes. His real excuse - too lazy to find any costumes for his dying show.

EDIT: Jesus, Faith looks like hell.

 

[Vetti]

Ralph says he's too fat for any of the costumes. His real excuse - too lazy to find any costumes for his dying show.

But he is too fat for most costumes that's true.

 

[Sriracha]

The mask can't even fit his face. Just fucking roll in flour and say you're the moon Ralph.

 

[MeltyTW]

look at this, ralph showed me his balding inadvertently, enjoy:

LOOK AT THIS! is this the hair of a ralphamale or the hair of a corpse like pedophile lurking playgrounds at night?

edit another angle

edit forgot to show eye fat progress on the piggu eyes, look at this his eyes are closed to a milimeter and the eyes are shaded:

 

[Postal Pippa]

Ralph says he's too fat for any of the costumes. His real excuse - too lazy to find any costumes for his dying show.

EDIT: Jesus, Faith looks like hell.

Faith has face acne

Because of course his teenage mother of his child has face acne

Edit: No Ralph, man or woman, fat is fat.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Holy fuck this boring. Is he too fat to do something interesting? Is the fat cutting off the oxygen to his brain?

 

[Sriracha]

Faith has face acne

Because of course his teenage mother of his child has face acne

Not just that but it's ingrown, cystic acne on her forehead. She doesn't wash herself properly and probably eats like shit. I can understand acne around the T-zone, but acne on the forehead is from greasy hair.

 

[Harlan Wick]

This is like listening to Gorgeous George. That public access TV host that suffered from delusions of grandeur and was a fuck dumb ass.

 

[MeltyTW]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

 

[Harlan Wick]

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LOOK AT THIS SHIT

Remember remember when this show had a host that didn't suck!

 

[MeltyTW]

Remember remember when this show had a host that didn't suck!

need i say more?

 

[Cow Poly]

Seethe piggy ..
Seethe

 

[Kaiser Aura]

That is one fucking ugly bitch you got there....
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Of course she's Jack Skellington. Such basic bitch edgy white girl shit.

Hey guys it's been awhile! I've been lurking since Ralph has been so god damn boring as of late. You dedicated aylawgs are doing the lords work. Godspeed!

 

[Leedsotherkid]

please, for being made aware of your content, it’s not shilling, it’s a Kiwi public service!
Happy spooky free candy day!

saw the vid, bravo sir! bravo. well done! another masterwork! (doffs 4 out of 5 cap)

 

[MeltyTW]

this has been gold! got two shots that show how little hair is on one side vs the other:

look at the bags underneath his eyes!:

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

A V mask, neckbeard shit.

 

[MeltyTW]

lmfao look at how grey the chunt is:

he just keeps falling apart daily ladies and guntlemen.

 

[CumFartingBobby]

lmfao look at how grey the chunt is:
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he just keeps falling apart daily ladies and guntlemen.

I'M NOT BALDING, I ABORTED MY HAIR FOR LEMONS GAYDUR BAN HIM

Also holy shit they look more like father and daughter sitting there than lovers.