US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Orange Man Costume]

Looks like meat is back on the table boys

Twitter backs down, lifts New York Post's suspension after lengthy standoff over Hunter Biden report

Twitter lifted its suspension of the New York Post's main account Friday, ending a weeks-long standoff after the social media giant punished the newspaper for tweeting its explosive report about Hunter Biden.

www.foxnews.com

They're hitting the ground running.

Also that clown horn really stood out at the Biden rally, Trump campaign should sell them to get some in circulation among the Biden chasers.

 

[Puff]

I voted Biden/Harris. Tbh Im just sick and tired of having to see Trumps face and hear his name everyday, from both ends of the spectrum.

Easy fix. Turn off the TV and get some interesting friends. Normal people don't bitch about the president all day.

 

[Thiletonomics]

With all of honkfests going on at Biden's rallies, have any Biden supporters tried to do the same with Trump's rallys? Or would the horn sounds not be as audible there?

 

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With all of honkfests going on at Biden's rallies, have any Biden supporters tried to do the same with Trump's rallys? Or would the horn sounds not be as audible there?

You wouldn't be able to get a car within a half mile of a Trump rally because there are just too many people. If they tried to bring one in the SS would stop it, and I can't imagine Trump supporters would sit there and just let them honk in the crowd.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

With all of honkfests going on at Biden's rallies, have any Biden supporters tried to do the same with Trump's rallys? Or would the horn sounds not be as audible there?

Biden supporters can't show up unless they're summoned in through these white runes.

But seriously, there's nothing they can do to stand out in crowds as big as Trumps.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Some videos recommendations for today.

 

[HumanHive]

CNN is calling Michigan for Joe Biden based on early voting.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

The man was so patriotic that he shouted like a bald eagle.

That that sunk his campaign was an early demonstration of the power of the news media.

His mistake is that he did it only once.

 

[MrJokerRager]

CNN is calling Michigan for Joe Biden based on early voting.

What did they mean by this?

Michigan election results 2020: Live results by county

Michigan results for the 2020 presidential election, Senate and House races, and key ballot measures. Get live polls and voting maps by county and district.

www.nbcnews.com

 

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What did they mean by this?

Michigan election results 2020: Live results by county

Michigan results for the 2020 presidential election, Senate and House races, and key ballot measures. Get live polls and voting maps by county and district.

www.nbcnews.com

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"Please god, give up you fucking deplorables, we need to suppress your vote by any means necessary."

I still suspect we'll see Antifa / BLM riots, or organized violence (it's about time for a pipe bomb or two, if the days of rage are any guide) to drive conservatives away from the polling stations.

 

[MrJokerRager]

"Please god, give up you fucking deplorables, we need to suppress your vote by any means necessary."

I still suspect we'll see Antifa / BLM riots, or organized violence (it's about time for a pipe bomb or two, if the days of rage are any guide) to drive conservatives away from the polling stations.

I'm sure the democrats have the old KKK playbook for fucking up poll booths in some vault somewhere.

 

[CrippleThreat]

"Please god, give up you fucking deplorables, we need to suppress your vote by any means necessary."

I still suspect we'll see Antifa / BLM riots, or organized violence (it's about time for a pipe bomb or two, if the days of rage are any guide) to drive conservatives away from the polling stations.

Can Soros even fund that many "tourists" to wreck havoc on Election Day?

 

[Jub-Jub]

I like how where supposed to pretend that Biden can bring trunalimunumaprzure on China, yet can't standup to a handful on hecklers / honkers.

With all of honkfests going on at Biden's rallies, have any Biden supporters tried to do the same with Trump's rallys? Or would the horn sounds not be as audible there?

They are too busy preparing for the long winter ahead without their coats

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

With all of honkfests going on at Biden's rallies, have any Biden supporters tried to do the same with Trump's rallys? Or would the horn sounds not be as audible there?

A while back there were those tik tokers that ordered tickets for Trumps rally but didn’t show up.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

"Please god, give up you fucking deplorables, we need to suppress your vote by any means necessary."

I still suspect we'll see Antifa / BLM riots, or organized violence (it's about time for a pipe bomb or two, if the days of rage are any guide) to drive conservatives away from the polling stations.

Do what I'm doing; pretend (you) are voting Biden.

 

[Desu Mountain]

A while back there were those tik tokers that ordered tickets for Trumps rally but didn’t show up.

Joke was on them, though, since they ended up paying thousands of dollars to the Trump campaign.

 

[Loose Cannon]

Minor pedantry, but it isn't about being fags, its about being a bunch of uncultured, womanizing colonial boors. As you can probably imagine, it became an incredibly popular carousing song among the people it was intended to insult and demean.

Long before “America, Fuck Yeah!” there was John ‘Dr. Dirty’ Valby:

 

[Sithis]

Well, this is my favorite music video Donald Trumpu 2024, worldu president

Trump should see about removing the nazi salute and the world destruction bit at the end and using that as a campaign ad, it's catchy. Cancerous, but catchy.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I voted Biden/Harris. Tbh Im just sick and tired of having to see Trumps face and hear his name everyday, from both ends of the spectrum.

Don't worry. The MSM will cover for Biden and Harris as they sign off on blowing little Middle Eastern children to smithereens and launder money on an international level, so you won't have to hear a thing about them. At least nobody can tell you that you didn't vote according to your interests.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I voted Biden/Harris. Tbh Im just sick and tired of having to see Trumps face and hear his name everyday, from both ends of the spectrum.

Congratulations. That's the second most fagtastic reason I've ever heard for voting for someone.

The first is the dickless bitches that were letting their BDSM mistress order them to vote a certain way, that we heard about recently.

But you're close!