look at how fucking miserable he looks here, i cant stop capping his degrading face, its like halloween eve is degrading him exponentially.:
š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Gezz. One of the regular pay piggies just gave a Ninjet. (10k lemons, about 140 bucks of imaginary fruit)
you gotta take nearly half out for dlives two cuts
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Ralph's costume was lame he could have invested in his image Did a cool costume that he invested into but instead cheaped out on it and invested in the gut rot called makers mark "cuz he is Memphis". What a lazy cheap creator.
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To be completely fair though, the percentages do look scary but they can be misleading.
What's the chance of getting ED? If it's 0.1%, an increase of 90% might as well be meaningless.
This is the same with those stupid hate crime statistics and their "scary" percentages, increase in 300% wow that's a lot! But often when you look closer, it's an increase from 3 to 9. One might still think it's a big leap... that's unless they also realise the increase in population, which is a direct contributor to crime.
There are of course very rare cases in which percentages aren't misleading. Some town in Sweden saw all violent crimes coming from "refugees" in a year, that's an increase of well... anything multiplied by 0 is still 0. Unless the base number is big, percentages aren't a great indication.
So a quick search led to a source I didn't verify, claiming that 40% of men above 40 suffer from ED. 100 of them, 40 can't get hard. Yep, I'll give you this point. There's a statistically higher chance of the Gunt being unable to maintain a hard microcarrot due to his alcoholism and obesity^10, that's assuming the shitty source I found on a health website is accurate. I'm not autistic enough today to research penises.
just sad, faith hiding in the corner until ralph drags her out by force, obvious fake cleo, blank obviously botted ninjaghinis and suspicious e-gf accounts doing nothing but sending in ninjet, all pathetic just sad. he doesnt even have a neck anymore.
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Yeah, could have predicted Jack Skellington. It's like a fucking requirement for angsty teenage girls to like that shit.
Also, calling her Zoomer Girl is not only cringy but just serves to highlight the age difference.
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I wonder how much he paid faith to appear? The new kingdom hearts game.
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Wait what Faith appeared? i didn't watch tonights show, how far in did she show up?
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And worse it's like a decade and a half out of date at this point. But remember: Faith has Jack Skellington earings too that look mysteriously like MundaneMatt's logo.
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A trigger moment? Dude, c'mon you can't chime in with luke warm takes like that and ignore the months of absolute tard cum flowing out of JuJus man-udders. The man was at knoxville, and at the time he was not openly considered a cow, now he has 2 whole threads that are larger than maddox's threads on their own, his entire grifting endeavor of NP2 collapsed like a Chinese skyscraper, I mean for fucks sake I have created months of content based on this mexican retard alone.
Edit: my point being is now he's going to be on an IRL livestream event over several days with hundreds, if not maybe a thousand people from all multitudes of Internet spergery with money and a whole lot of reasons to fuck with him.
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Not to be mean but there is no reason for a woman to have acne, her skin is shit. A good skincare routine started around 14 if not sooner will basically clear your face of acne. That and not eating oily foods. One chick i knew with strict parents would have her put chile or pepper residue on her hands before eating to teach her not to pick at her face. It led to her having great skin and little acne as an adult because she never ate bacon then rubbed her face like faith probably does all the time.
On a side note, ralph is so fat faith has to sit in a chair off camera. Also can we at least give ralph the win for having faith with him this entire time
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Its even worse than you think because that film came out back when her mom was in high school. Its almost old enough to run for president. She should be emulating some current white girl trend instead of one that was already out of fashion by the time she could read
Honestly if it werent for the Vickers getting involved i would have assumed it was a 30 year old cosplaying as an 18 year old.
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The way it works is related to blood flow/cardiovascular health. If you're really fat (i.e Ralph) because of your poor cardiovascular health you will have trouble maintaining an erection/staying completely hard. I think it's partly why his penis appears to be so small, he's just not getting enough blood flow there to have a proper erection. I have never actually seen a baby dick on a grown man before, but there is a first for everything.
There is a lot of data about obesity and erectile dysfunction but I think the part people struggle with is what constitutes erectile dysfunction. Is it problems maintaining an erection during sex, problems cumming or problems getting hard in the first place? There are degrees of it.
He'd probably get whiskey dick when he's drinking and have trouble getting hard, from his poor performance with Faith I'd say the reason he actually doesn't use condoms is he can't cum with one on or even have it fit properly around his dick. There is no doubt in my mind that Ralph is the poster child for ED without getting autistic with the data.
lol no he had to physically restrain her for both of her ten second cameos, plus we dont even know if this wasnt just a visit since hes obvious desperate to have her on camera constantly and would have done so far earlier than this
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Hes already doing his monthly visit with his kid, we have to give him the win for that one
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I remember that you are starting an art competition making fun of Ralph?
A user here posted a video making fun of Ralph and his sex tape but the mods removed it.
I am spoilering it and hope someone claims credit for it. It is a video that ought to be included in your list of submissions.
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She looks worse and worse each time we see her! Like i tought the worst she had looked so far was in the MM earring photo but it just keeps getting worse. She looks like she has put on a fair bit of weight and of course shes dressed as some gay disney character.
Not to moralfag but normaly i would feel a bit bad talking this way about a woman
But then Ralph says:
Bringing in a new life to suffer in the Ralph household/world just so she can sit on her ass and play Kingdom hearts instead of work. She has more fucked up dnathen a chernobyl survivor and sge choses Ethan Ralph for a father. We are scraping the bottom of the fucking barrel her ladies and gentlemen whats next are they gonna sell the baby to some wealthy chinse couple that wants a white baby or genetic resarch?
I know that we arenĀ“t supposed to care or get uppset about any of this but its impossible. You donĀ“t harm animals or children without good reason.
My attempt at a visual timeline
Ade claims that they dmd back and forth in march-may (no date but it sound about right she was also a discord mod?).
He breaks up with Ade in May meets Faith for the first time in the la crackshack in the middle of june 2020. (tons of verfication, 80 girls chicken recipe, faiths facebook post)
Faith is watching baby videos in september either shes trying to convince ralph or shes activly trying. Ralph doesnt seem intrested at all. Ralph claimed 10 months ago that he was never gonna have kids and that they were gonna be drain on his wallet.
Knocked up somwhere in the end of september
So in 4 months they go from never met irl to having a kid. Fuck me. How does that even happen? Is there some sort of whitetrash god that watches over people like Ralph and Faith?
Nice to see atleast that she seems to have some form of attachment to ralph? (or shes high as a fucking kite) The other times we have seen her she was very reserved and not very comfortable around him, compared to this bubbly Faith but that might that they arenĀ“t out in public/shes not as uncomfortable/shes getting used to the camera?
11:20 for the faith cameo
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