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heres his 'barry burton' costume

the real barry burton
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DSP's costumes would be forgivable if he were a little kid. Take any of those outfits and put them on a small special needs child and it becomes this cute heart-warming thing, because hey the outfit might be cheap and ill-fitting, or kinda generic and thrown together, but it's the effort that counts. A generic vest over a generic shirt with a toy gun is what I'd expect to see a little boy wearing knocking at my door shouting "trick or treat!" He didn't even get a patch to put on his sleeve, it's literally just a white shirt.

DSP however is a chubby adult male with money, yet he always buys these garbage costumes that don't fit and look like they cost $15 and then he milks that $15 investment into hundreds. It's the most low effort piece of shit imaginable and none of it even has the illusion of effort or something a non-retard would find cool. Yoshi? Colonel Sanders? a Ghostbuster? Bob Ross the TV art instructor? Fucking dress up as a serial killer or Pinhead or something you literal children's entertainer.

As an aside, for someone that has consistently shit on meme culture, he dressed up as Bob Ross one of the oldest templates for memes there is.
 
The TF2 gameplay didn't disappoint, same as every other team-based shooter he tries his hand at:

>Never picks healer class when the team could use one because fuck survival, wanna pew pew.
>Sticks to the pretty easy classes like Heavy/Pyro and holds M1 shooting at enemies that walk in his sight.
> And for fuck's sake, doesn't even bother to try and play the objective or have basic FPS engagement sense like using corner cover or erratic movement to decrease chances of being shot. He just shoots, then stands out in the open making himself a easy kill for anyone.

And it was capped off with him projecting that chat was getting bored and wanting for him to move on to Dino Crisis when even in chat everyone was pointing out no one was complaining.

Big ups to enemy teammate joiners like '2000 Dollar Cat Reveal', 'DSP is a scamming pigroach', 'Pandalee17' and the majority of his teammates chasing him and melee-spamming with pan. You guys made it more entertaining and really got under his skin. :biggrin:
 
Kentucky colonel is a Kentucky honorary title given to it's citizens for various contributions to the state it's like being knighted.
I love that I can come to the farms and learn something new every day.
Thanks, buddy.
I've heard plenty of people call cap guns (the toys that use a tiny amount of gunpowder to really go bang) pop guns. Maybe that's what he meant?
I think this it what he meant by it too. In typical boomer fashion, too, since the only person I've heard refer to them as pop guns was my 86-year old Nana. Maybe it's a regional thing?
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So, did he do two costumes? Even with something this simple, he skimped out. Couldn't get some fucking iron on patch? Or buy a cheap as dick holster?
 
Big ups to enemy teammate joiners like '2000 Dollar Cat Reveal', 'DSP is a scamming pigroach', 'Pandalee17' and the majority of his teammates chasing him and melee-spamming with pan. You guys made it more entertaining and really got under his skin. :biggrin:
Was there anyone on voice chat? I wouldn't think so, considering now you have to spend money to communicate in TF2. Also I'd assume the average TF2 furry would sooner blast Cock-and-Ball Torture copypastas in mic than "How's the gout?"
 
So the Five Nights at Freddy's game was visible on his dashboard but he never started it. Does PSN have a refund option if you buy a game but never start it? I could see that being a motivation for Phil to only play the games he already owned for the latter half of the stream.

Edit: Answering my own question:
PlayStation® Refunds for Games, DLC, Add-ons
Full games, downloadable content, themes, avatars and season passes fall under this category.

After purchasing this type of content through PlayStation™Store, you have 14 days from purchase to request a refund to your payment method on PlayStation™Network. If you started to download or stream the purchased content you are not eligible for a refund unless the content is faulty.
So he's fucked since he downloaded the game. I wonder if Phil knew this though?
 
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Was there anyone on voice chat? I wouldn't think so, considering now you have to spend money to communicate in TF2. Also I'd assume the average TF2 furry would sooner blast Cock-and-Ball Torture copypastas in mic than "How's the gout?"
Nope, there wasn't anyone on voice chat, and it's been awhile but I think the premium account upgrade requirement to voice chat on TF2 was implemented to combat the spambots or whatever, the easy money-greedy way by Valve I guess.
But even if people were to join voice chat Phil would leave the match and quickly look up the mute voice chat option faster than he can LIMB people, so the best way to troll him was still achieved through WoW-style gathering and spamming stuff near him so he gets distracted and annoyed by enemy teammates' usernames being free to edit and popping up. (thanks Steam)
 
So the Five Nights at Freddy's game was visible on his dashboard but he never started it. Does PSN have a refund option if you buy a game but never start it? I could see that being a motivation for Phil to only play the games he already owned for the latter half of the stream.
Many of the fnaf games are on Xbone gamepass, once again Phil is dumb as shit.
 
I love that I can come to the farms and learn something new every day.
Thanks, buddy.

I think this it what he meant by it too. In typical boomer fashion, too, since the only person I've heard refer to them as pop guns was my 86-year old Nana. Maybe it's a regional thing?

So, did he do two costumes? Even with something this simple, he skimped out. Couldn't get some fucking iron on patch? Or buy a cheap as dick holster?
No, a Pop Gun and a Cap Gun are different things. A Pop Gun is a toy that has a cork or piece of foam at the end that you push out with air pressure and makes a loud POP. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_gun
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Cap Guns are the ones that have a hammer hit an actual explosive compound, albeit a very small amount, that makes a bang and releases a puff of smoke.

Phil is just a moron who doesn't know what he's saying.
It is funny to me though that his boomer references always end up being geriatric references.
 
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And this is why we archive, folks.

Not sure if anyone else noticed or I'm just late, but Fred Fuchs' Scarface TIHYDP isn't on YouTube, at least from what I can tell. Just looked it up a few minutes ago. So here you go, incase anybody wants it:


This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

The original seems to be blocked worldwide now. 0utsyder will likely mirror it at some point, they do it for a lot.
 
Not sure if anyone else noticed or I'm just late, but Fred Fuchs' Scarface TIHYDP isn't on YouTube, at least from what I can tell.

Have you tried South Africa? Probably easier to use a VPN rather than flying there. If something is blocked anywhere in the world it's almost always available in SA. Just checked and it wasn't blocked for me, unless I clicked the wrong video. 6:20am and been so busy I haven't slept yet.
 
Have you tried South Africa? Probably easier to use a VPN rather than flying there. If something is blocked anywhere in the world it's almost always available in SA. Just checked and it wasn't blocked for me, unless I clicked the wrong video. 6:20am and been so busy I haven't slept yet.

It didn't even occur to me to try, tbh. I downloaded it long ago though because you just can't trust YouTube to not delete/block anything on a whim or for something to get DMCA'd.
 
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