Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Anyone else find it just hilarious when Americans think everywhere abides by America's rules, and then complain that it's not their part of America?

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that most of America outside California, in fact, basically every part of America outside LA, is against fucking kids. That's unamerican tho I guess.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Almost any country excludes undesirable aliens to some extent. Protections of free speech are generally for citizens and people who are legally in the country in the first place. There's no absolute right to be admitted into a foreign country, though. So if it's obvious you're just coming there to start some shit, they can stop you at the border.

Indeed. Anecdotally a Danish far right political activist who is very anti-Islam and immigration was planning to go to Sweden and initiate a protest, but they stopped him at the border and refused him entry.
No story without a twist though, turns out he can claim Swedish citizenship due to a Swedish parent and thus they had to remove his ban and allow for future activities. Covid has blocked him arranging anything so far, but it'll be 'explosive' when he does follow through with it.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that most of America outside California, in fact, basically every part of America outside LA, is against fucking kids. That's unamerican tho I guess.

Well, I meant more in regards to the Australia thing but, yeah, I'd wager 95% of people are.

 

[AltisticRight]

Australia bans porn with small breasted women, they've been like this for a while.

Really? I'd have to look into it then. If that's actually true, it's quite fucking retarded. Why can't people enjoy obviously adult women with no fake fucking inflated silicone tits?

I have no problem with my country banning porn featuring adults specifically depicted as minors. Japanese has a lot of those types, clearly 2 wasn't enough. Those studios deserve many Charlie Hebdos.

Indeed. Anecdotally a Danish far right political activist who is very anti-Islam and immigration was planning to go to Sweden and initiate a protest, but they stopped him at the border and refused him entry.
No story without a twist though, turns out he can claim Swedish citizenship due to a Swedish parent and thus they had to remove his ban and allow for future activities. Covid has blocked him arranging anything so far, but it'll be 'explosive' when he does follow through with it.

Danish based Aryan: Yo Swedes I'd like to some here and have a protest against those browns.
Swedish government: Hah get fucked and get cucked, freedom of speech doesn't apply to outsiders like you. Go back to where you came from, and welcome Muhammad dirkadirkaallahjihadibalabalayallahhabib...
Danish based Aryan: Jokes on you one of my parents are Swedish and now I'm a citizen, who's getting cucked again?
Swedish government: shit... [moanings due to being fucked by Muhammad allahjihadyallahdirka].
Covid: Hi

Sorry for this gay comment, I had to do it due to the hilarity.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Yeah pretty much which is why I think going full doomer over it is tarded. Aus has always been a pearl clutching nanny state from what I've heard.

We're a weird country, we call each other cunts constantly, and depending on the inflection on the word cunt, it is either greeted with a hug or decends into violence. Part of it is we have Murdoch running the media and he supports fully the bible thumping god bothering cunt slaps every single god damned election who shit themselves at the thought of anything media non-old testament or that includes pixelated tits.

On the loli thing the big factor in the decision was a site called wonderland which was run by a pedophile called Shannon McCool, which was a huge bust of a global pedophile/child porn website. Anything involving rockspiders is going to have universal support regardless of party affiliation (Aussies hate pedophiles and the only ones who don't are themselves pedophiles). Apparently McCool had on his computer and website (apart from contless images of child porn) discussions amongst members of that website of using loli/hentai to recruit people into the ring and motivating them onto producing "original content". This, more than the pearl clutching bullshit politics which for some reason run rampant in this country, is what drove the decision. Give it ten years and Australia will relax the Hentai thing with the exception of loli/hentai. Overeaction before making "sensible" consolidations to make people happy you "acquiesced" to the political position you originally intended (therefore appearing overly moral but bargaining yourself back to what you originally intended) is a common political trick used in Australian politics going back to the 1920's.

We ban anti-vaxers too. Basically anyone/anything mildly retarded, we just don't let them in. I think the same thing happened to Milo once right? Australia isn't a free speech country.

Yet we keep voting the side in that is heaviest on coming down against free speech and protest. And we allow a media monopoly that tells us that this is a good thing. It fucking pains me to say it but the Aussie electorate time and time again has proven it is not in favor of free speech

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that most of America outside California, in fact, basically every part of America outside LA, is against fucking kids. That's unamerican tho I guess.

Even in LA. Over 40% of the county's population is Spanish speaking and they don't like perverts in Latin America.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that most of America outside California, in fact, basically every part of America outside LA, is against fucking kids. That's unamerican tho I guess.

I wouldn't limit that to L.A. but to enclaves of degeneracy like Hollywood that seek to poison the rest of the country.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The Community

Mostly correct. I don't know shit about the IRC and feel like way too rosy of a picture is being painted, but IRC is where the JLH news first came out. Facebook was antisocial attention whore degenerates, The Reddit I disagree with you slightly on. Early days of the Reddit it was the research side of the show and was considered boring because unlike other group communities, they usually only talked about the show, ideas and suggestions for the show, or research into the Maddox drama. It was autistic but it lead to some of the biggest stuff that that would get pulled into the show even if slowly they get shit on for good reason now as over time it became a retarded version of the facebook group with unfunny retards... Things like the Santa Cuck album were born on the Reddit. There used to be a running gag that if anyone did a "Reddit News" for the show like they did "Facebook News" it would just be either a recap of last weeks show or research that people found that Dick talked about in the begining of the current show. Everything post lolsuit is spot on about the Reddit... Wonder why Dax doesn't feature my Reddit News on his show, he begged the community to do a Reddit news for a while.

Discord was a Discord. All the good and bad shit you see in any other Discord was done there. This was one of the ways how Hazencruz weasled his way into being seen as an important community member as he was the owner. He then put all his buddies in mod slots and it died after about a year and fractured.The paid server is still a thing but it is a no bully safe space for furries and lolicon enthusiests.

update: 82 sold in 10 days

LMAO!
AlMoSt SoLd OuT!
I figured the capacity would be nerfed from what people were claiming with a 700+ seat venue
60 x 82 = $4,920
I am not sure if comped tickets show up as sold or are their own thing. I'll be generous and assume that it's all sold (Comp most likely would be the same as performers). Is this even enough to cover the cost of the venue?
If Dax addresses this (he won't he's a pussy) you aready know the response. "Yeah, but think of how much money the Dickheads bring off of drinks! No one drinks more than my underage manchildren fanbois!" While I'm sure there is some truth to that, wouldn't it then make more sense to cut the price of the tickets in half and make more off of the drinking charge back end?
His next excuse for low ticket sales being made fun of will be blame Covid...

Funny thing is thinking about it this year has not been a very good year for Dax money wise. He lost $15k because he was too stupid to research his pint glasses and told everyone they were dishwasher safe when they were cheap shitty pint glasses, NP2 got shut down and while I don't think that was a massive money maker for him I refuse to believe he was not making any money off the back end of that with his shitty lack of transparency and lack of an NP2 write up, he had to refund all money from the Maddox funeral, etc.
Strange how his patreon only goes up and up and despite the Simpspiracy and engagement metrics not reflecting an upward tick, he just keeps getting more money. How lucky of him to see his Patreon earnings go up too when he has had a bad year of financial issues and drama.

Since daxes own community is so dead he now needs to make tweets to rile us up to get some engament.

Even the people who were fucking with Dax more or less got tired and moved on.
Frankly I wish there was a Hunter Biden/Joe Biden thread here cause that shit has been insane and had my full attention, but this isn't (nor should it be) the place for that.
This combined with Dax telling everyone to redownload an episode because reasons makes me think Dax knows and sees his download numbers dropping and he wants any kind of attention (good or bad) so he can pretend he is more successful then he is. What will he do next for some delicious delicious attention.

Spoiler: The news segment too HAWT for TDS

Reddit News

When your week long show pinned post only has 21 upvotes, your number 2 post has 0 and your number 6 post has 0 and has been up for almost a full 24 hours, that isn't a good sign that your fans still like the show anymore.
I wanted to focus on #6

Quality post, great gag. I would of expected to see this in the old days when TDS used to rip on Dax for being fat and bald.
The reason I wanted to bring this up wasn't to just point out more trolling of Dax (the trolling has calmed down a lot because just like the fans many of the trolls stopped caring and moved on)
I instead wanted to point you to the comments and the most common tactic in the TDS community.

Enter YourOldPalDP3 nothing remarkable about him or his account and I didn't care enough to look at his old accounts.
This is just a peak example of what his fanbase is now.
Something embarassed my e-daddy? I don't know nor have I ever heard of the most famous lolcow on the internet that has been talked about multiple times on TDS. I guess the joke isn't funny, better pack it up.
Same shit happened with the actual embarrassing stuff in the Simp leaks. "$9k credit lines for pussy? Where did you read that bro! CuckTruck? Does Maddox own a car now I don't get it! HEY DID YOU SEE METOKUR MAKE FUN OF THE WINGZ MUH DUDE! PEAK COMEDY!"

I call this E-daddy head in the sand syndrome. It is where people do not want to believe the person they look up to got made fun of in a way where the joke lands so they pretend they don't understand the joke and repeat the mantra that they believe about their E-daddy to themselves to feel better. In this case that mantra is "free speech guys, all Dick heads are totally Martyrs for it". Funny, his e-daddy bans the f-slur from his show though and gets triggered when other people say it on other peoples show, but don't pay attention and make sure to give E-daddy money for the cause he is alone fighting for.

And a video to leave you all with...

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

This is just a peak example of what his fanbase is now.
Something embarassed my e-daddy? I don't know nor have I ever heard of the most famous lolcow on the internet that has been talked about multiple times on TDS. I guess the joke isn't funny, better pack it up.

The irony here is rich considering they still think #MaddoxLost is funny.

What’s left of the Maddax fanbase isn’t surprising. It’s whittled down to just incels who can’t find anything else better to do than to worship a faggot who has spent the last five months defending pedophilia.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The irony here is rich considering they still think #MaddoxLost is funny.

What makes it funnier is that they all think the whole internet and world knows about Maddox's gay lolsuit.
When people don't know about it and work with Maddox (cause chances are every normie remembers him from Best Page In The Universe and just wanna check in and see what he's up to), Dax and his fans sperg out and do everything they can to defend E-daddy and even then that usually isn't good enough and they still attack those people until they do Dax's show.
Dax put it again and again in his Winner Drink card game. A game he meant as a Cards Against Humanity killer that is meant to be played with normies at a bar who have never heard of Dick Masterson or Maddox. Can you imagine the look you would get if the average TDS fan brought that to your after work drinking event?
Probably something like this

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wouldn't limit that to L.A. but to enclaves of degeneracy like Hollywood that seek to poison the rest of the country.

Exactly. LA is a huge city, most of which isn’t made up of showbiz kidfuckers and their friends. Dax only wishes any of those people even knew his name. He’s not “one of them.” He’s an outsider amateur who just happens to be as degenerate as the successful people he aspires to be.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Mostly correct. I don't know shit about the IRC and feel like way too rosy of a picture is being painted, but IRC is where the JLH news first came out. Facebook was antisocial attention whore degenerates, The Reddit I disagree with you slightly on. Early days of the Reddit it was the research side of the show and was considered boring because unlike other group communities, they usually only talked about the show, ideas and suggestions for the show, or research into the Maddox drama. It was autistic but it lead to some of the biggest stuff that that would get pulled into the show even if slowly they get shit on for good reason now as over time it became a retarded version of the facebook group with unfunny retards... Things like the Santa Cuck album were born on the Reddit. There used to be a running gag that if anyone did a "Reddit News" for the show like they did "Facebook News" it would just be either a recap of last weeks show or research that people found that Dick talked about in the begining of the current show. Everything post lolsuit is spot on about the Reddit... Wonder why Dax doesn't feature my Reddit News on his show, he begged the community to do a Reddit news for a while.

Discord was a Discord. All the good and bad shit you see in any other Discord was done there. This was one of the ways how Hazencruz weasled his way into being seen as an important community member as he was the owner. He then put all his buddies in mod slots and it died after about a year and fractured.The paid server is still a thing but it is a no bully safe space for furries and lolicon enthusiests.

LMAO!
AlMoSt SoLd OuT!
I figured the capacity would be nerfed from what people were claiming with a 700+ seat venue
60 x 82 = $4,920
I am not sure if comped tickets show up as sold or are their own thing. I'll be generous and assume that it's all sold (Comp most likely would be the same as performers). Is this even enough to cover the cost of the venue?
If Dax addresses this (he won't he's a pussy) you aready know the response. "Yeah, but think of how much money the Dickheads bring off of drinks! No one drinks more than my underage manchildren fanbois!" While I'm sure there is some truth to that, wouldn't it then make more sense to cut the price of the tickets in half and make more off of the drinking charge back end?
His next excuse for low ticket sales being made fun of will be blame Covid...

Funny thing is thinking about it this year has not been a very good year for Dax money wise. He lost $15k because he was too stupid to research his pint glasses and told everyone they were dishwasher safe when they were cheap shitty pint glasses, NP2 got shut down and while I don't think that was a massive money maker for him I refuse to believe he was not making any money off the back end of that with his shitty lack of transparency and lack of an NP2 write up, he had to refund all money from the Maddox funeral, etc.
Strange how his patreon only goes up and up and despite the Simpspiracy and engagement metrics not reflecting an upward tick, he just keeps getting more money. How lucky of him to see his Patreon earnings go up too when he has had a bad year of financial issues and drama.


Even the people who were fucking with Dax more or less got tired and moved on.
Frankly I wish there was a Hunter Biden/Joe Biden thread here cause that shit has been insane and had my full attention, but this isn't (nor should it be) the place for that.
This combined with Dax telling everyone to redownload an episode because reasons makes me think Dax knows and sees his download numbers dropping and he wants any kind of attention (good or bad) so he can pretend he is more successful then he is. What will he do next for some delicious delicious attention.

Spoiler: The news segment too HAWT for TDS

Reddit News
View attachment 1699750
When your week long show pinned post only has 21 upvotes, your number 2 post has 0 and your number 6 post has 0 and has been up for almost a full 24 hours, that isn't a good sign that your fans still like the show anymore.
I wanted to focus on #6
View attachment 1699755
Quality post, great gag. I would of expected to see this in the old days when TDS used to rip on Dax for being fat and bald.
The reason I wanted to bring this up wasn't to just point out more trolling of Dax (the trolling has calmed down a lot because just like the fans many of the trolls stopped caring and moved on)
I instead wanted to point you to the comments and the most common tactic in the TDS community.
View attachment 1699764
Enter YourOldPalDP3 nothing remarkable about him or his account and I didn't care enough to look at his old accounts.
This is just a peak example of what his fanbase is now.
Something embarassed my e-daddy? I don't know nor have I ever heard of the most famous lolcow on the internet that has been talked about multiple times on TDS. I guess the joke isn't funny, better pack it up.
Same shit happened with the actual embarrassing stuff in the Simp leaks. "$9k credit lines for pussy? Where did you read that bro! CuckTruck? Does Maddox own a car now I don't get it! HEY DID YOU SEE METOKUR MAKE FUN OF THE WINGZ MUH DUDE! PEAK COMEDY!"

I call this E-daddy head in the sand syndrome. It is where people do not want to believe the person they look up to got made fun of in a way where the joke lands so they pretend they don't understand the joke and repeat the mantra that they believe about their E-daddy to themselves to feel better. In this case that mantra is "free speech guys, all Dick heads are totally Martyrs for it". Funny, his e-daddy bans the f-slur from his show though and gets triggered when other people say it on other peoples show, but don't pay attention and make sure to give E-daddy money for the cause he is alone fighting for.

And a video to leave you all with...

There's actually a Joe Biden megathread in the news forum.

 

[Nobue]

https://twitter.com/BasedLAComedian/status/1321625398220709890

View attachment 1697614
Since daxes own community is so dead he now needs to make tweets to rile us up to get some engament.

Wherever I buy a volume of Eromanga-sensei, I make sure to ask the cashier if I can return it if I grabbed the wrong volume. They'll never figure out I'm the one reading it.

 

[Berrakh]

Why does /trad/ Doug Tenaple like Dax? Has he ever commented on it? I'd even accept, "I strongly disapprove but we are friends and I don't want to cut him off."

 

[Sped Xing]

In Doug's defense, he doesn't seem very aware of anything outside his own little realm. Dax was polite to him, so why not like him?

 

[Berrakh]

In Doug's defense, he doesn't seem very aware of anything outside his own little realm. Dax was polite to him, so why not like him?

Does he not even listen to the Dick Show?

 

[Sriracha]

Anything involving rockspiders is going to have universal support regardless of party affiliation (Aussies hate pedophiles and the only ones who don't are themselves pedophiles).

I think everyone hates pedophiles and it's just libertarians who want to test how far they can go with their constitutional rights of free speech without realising that the societal consequences of pedo defense are probably worse than what can happen to you legally for saying dumb shit. I don't get this Jesus have empathy for pedophiles shtick Dax does either. Nobody says have empathy for people who can only ejaculate to animals being murdered, even if it's artistic depictions because the thought of having them exist in society is more horrific than my sympathy of whether or not they can ejaculate.

Also rockspiders needs to go global it's the best description of pedophiles, cheers cunt.

It fucking pains me to say it but the Aussie electorate time and time again has proven it is not in favor of free speech

Not being a free speech country has actually made the Australian people more blunt and open in private though. You go to the pub and there are a bunch of old boys going off saying shit that not even Pauline Hanson would feel comfortable saying.

 

[Love Machine]

It's rich that dax hops on Twitter to call "saying fire in a theater is a meme", while telling Generous Josh to ban all the Ay-lawgs and bans anyone who pulls his pants down on Twitter.

 

[Sped Xing]

Does he not even listen to the Dick Show?

Why would he?

Why would anyone?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Why would he?

Why would anyone?

Come on, who doesn’t want to hear a middle aged man with a combover screech about minor inconveniences and getting drunk and high?