Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Chariot Of Mara]

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If you're horrified @Rafal Gan Ganowicz it's just because you want ti restrict female sexuality. Typical goy patriarchal behavior.

Apologies for double post. Please don't beat me.

The enlightened know that beating up women for small infractions is perfectly acceptable. So is destruction of personal property. That’s why I seek out men that are incarcerated. Gotta get me a real righteous man to rape and beat me in my covenant. Bonus points if he has multiple priors. You goyim are so dumb with your pacifism.

 

[PomegranateKing]

So I think I figured it out - Melinda gets sexually aroused by frequent abuse. Think about it - she frequently fantasized about it, leans in reaalllllly hard when someone mentions rape, and maintains she needs a strong, forceful individual to keep her.

I think this last 400+ pages has been Melinda's idea of porn. She gets so into it.

It also explains why she loses coherence as she continues to post - she's too focused on what's making her panties wet, not the jokes you keep saying.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

What was the sex like? Did Marshall put you in the piledriver sex position, fill you butt with his love, and then ask you to fart his cream onto some whore's face?

This is piledriver in case you didnt know:

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Happy Halloween.

It's more fun with your legs split open!

But no, we didn't do that this time. He tried to romance me under the covers. It was really sweet

Umm didn't you already go? Broke up, moved away, " went into hiding?" Maybe you mean some other form of go. Or maybe you're just a liar.

I'm not a liar. He's got some of my stuff at his house. It's been a little "cat and mouse" with us these last few weeks. Hey, it's not easy to leave someone you've had anal sex with.

And this time he tried to lure me in by flashing me with his giant penis!

He also tried to get me to come to a righteous compromise. So we struck a deal. The GET will be dissolved. And I came up with a way to work through the conflict. No more GETs, YHWH gave me a great idea!

So now I get to plan our 4 year Anniversary coming in 2 weeks!

 

[Czolg]

And this time he tried to lure me in by flashing me with his giant penis!

Oh my gosh, so romantic, so righteous, Marshall is truly an example for us, dirty goy men to follow. Too bad Yahooey didn't bless us with such enormous cocks.

No wonder he has fans and followers who definitely aren't him and came here to protect him from our undeserved disrespect.

 

[Toasty]

It's more fun with your legs split open!

But no, we didn't do that this time. He tried to romance me under the covers. It was really sweet




I'm not a liar. He's got some of my stuff at his house. It's been a little "cat and mouse" with us these last few weeks. Hey, it's not easy to leave someone you've had anal sex with.

And this time he tried to lure me in by flashing me with his giant penis!

He also tried to get me to come to a righteous compromise. So we struck a deal. The GET will be dissolved. And I came up with a way to work through the conflict. No more GETs, YHWH gave me a great idea!

So now I get to plan our 4 year Anniversary coming in 2 weeks!

Cool story bro.

 

[Chad Nasty]

It's more fun with your legs split open!

But no, we didn't do that this time. He tried to romance me under the covers. It was really sweet




I'm not a liar. He's got some of my stuff at his house. It's been a little "cat and mouse" with us these last few weeks. Hey, it's not easy to leave someone you've had anal sex with.

And this time he tried to lure me in by flashing me with his giant penis!

He also tried to get me to come to a righteous compromise. So we struck a deal. The GET will be dissolved. And I came up with a way to work through the conflict. No more GETs, YHWH gave me a great idea!

So now I get to plan our 4 year Anniversary coming in 2 weeks!

Fucking christ Tammy

Absolutely Haram.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Yes, walking away from someone who fucked you up the butt is terribly hard, almost impossible, really. Look at those cowboys in that documentary Brokeback Mountain. They didn't know how to quit each other either.

On another topic, just how many times while you were separated did Marshall attempt to see his children? Talk to them on the phone?

I'm betting the answer is zero, of course. Marshall's only interested in you as an occasional fuckbuddy and as a cook/laundered. He doesn't give a single solitary shit about any of the children.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So since your filings are so well done, will they succeed this time?

I wonder how badly will she reeeee when they are dismissed.

I’ve learned from my other lawsuits and am going to file one that is, like, 10% less retarded.

If only she could improve that strongly.

So now I get to plan our 4 year Anniversary coming in 2 weeks!

"I left him" "also we will be celebrating that we are together"

Okay, lol

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Yes, walking away from someone who fucked you up the butt is terribly hard, almost impossible, really. Look at those cowboys in that documentary Brokeback Mountain. They didn't know how to quit each other either.

On another topic, just how many times while you were separated did Marshall attempt to see his children? Talk to them on the phone?

I'm betting the answer is zero, of course. Marshall's only interested in you as an occasional fuckbuddy and as a cook/laundered. He doesn't give a single solitary shit about any of the children.

Well, on a moral level, I don't think it's wrong for someone to get married because they think someone is attractive and they want to have sex with them. This reinforces Monogamy and Marriage instead of everyone whoring when their genitals get hot. Whoring also leads to STDs. So even if Marshall did want a wife firstly for sex, at least he is practicing Monogamous marriage instead of whoring around.

Marriage doesn't have to be about love. There's a basic level of kindness, attention and respect required by The Torah even if it's not a love marriage. Western concepts of love and marriage don't stand the test of time. I think respect goes a lot farther than feelings of love when it comes to marriage.

Sometimes I have seen displays of emotional love from Marshall. And that is good too. Other times, maybe I get on his nerves. Love is like happiness. It can come and go. Love and happiness are not enough to hold a marriage together.

I do think he cares about the children. I'm the parent in the Covenant that does more of the day to day stuff with the children, but that's because he is not self employed.

He fawns over our baby girl all the time. Gets me kind of teary eyed because it reminds me of me with my dad. I wouldn't want to take that away from my girls.

He talked to the children on the phone while we were in our own houses. I sent pictures of the children too. But I've taken them to his house for visits multiple times.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Well, on a moral level, I don't think it's wrong for someone to get married because they think someone is attractive and they want to have sex with them. This reinforces Monogamy and Marriage instead of everyone whoring when their genitals get hot. Whoring also leads to STDs. So even if Marshall did want a wife firstly for sex, at least he is practicing Monogamous marriage instead of whoring around.

Marriage doesn't have to be about love. There's a basic level of kindness, attention and respect required by The Torah even if it's not a love marriage. Western concepts of love and marriage don't stand the test of time. I think respect goes a lot farther than feelings of love when it comes to marriage.

Sometimes I have seen displays of emotional love from Marshall. And that is good too. Other times, maybe I get on his nerves. Love is like happiness. It can come and go. Love and happiness are not enough to hold a marriage together.

I do think he cares about the children. I'm the parent in the Covenant that does more of the day to day stuff with the children, but that's because he is not self employed.

He fawns over our baby girl all the time. Gets me kind of teary eyed because it reminds me of me with my dad. I wouldn't want to take that away from my girls.

He talked to the children on the phone while we were in our own houses. I sent pictures of the children too. But I've taken them to his house for visits multiple times.

Okay but how are your filings going to do? Are they going to succeed this time since, according to you, they are so much better? Will the farms still be here in three months?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Oh dear. She’s posting Fiddler now? Is she even aware of what the musical is about? That’s not the song she should be posting. It’s not an arranged marriage with Marshall, which surprise, surprise the instant I show her a little bit of support for leaving a wife beater and rapist she goes crawling back to him because she needs cock in her ass every 10 minutes while her goblin dangles from her tit and Tevye is shown to be a better parent and spouse than she could ever hope to be. She should be posting If I Were a Rich Man because she’s even worse off than Tevye. Didn’t you see her latest filing guys? She a poor hoe and constantly discriminated against. Sometimes the supermarket runs out of WIC approved items on purpose just so her children can’t have cereal!

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Okay but how are your filings going to do? Are they going to succeed this time since, according to you, they are so much better? Will the farms still be here in three months?

I only can see 3 months in advance of what YHWH chooses to show me. With one exception: YHWH has shown me what the coming of The Messiah will look like, which side of redemption I will be on, and how brutal it will be for many.

To be honest, YHWH just has shown me things. I've never asked for visions. Only warnings if I should stay away from a particular place or person.

Maybe I could ask YHWH?

Sometimes the supermarket runs out of WIC approved items on purpose just so her children can’t have cereal!

There's some truth to this. The grocery stores have systematically removed a lot of Kosher items I buy because I'm putting too much money behind their competitor's brands. I feed a large family every month, I have a lot of purchasing power.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I only can see 3 months in advance of what YHWH chooses to show me. With one exception: YHWH has shown me what the coming of The Messiah will look like, which side of redemption I will be on, and how brutal it will be for many.

To be honest, YHWH just has shown me things. I've never asked for visions. Only warnings if I should stay away from a particular place or person.

Maybe I could ask YHWH?






There's some truth to this. The grocery stores have systematically removed a lot of Kosher items I buy because I'm putting too much money behind their competitor's brands. I feed a large family every month, I have a lot of purchasing power.

I mean you explicitly said you can see three months out in regards to your own life. So in three months will you be victorious over the farms? Will we finally be vanquished? Give us some more future knowledge.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I only can see 3 months in advance of what YHWH chooses to show me.

3 months in advance is plenty to know whatever or not your fillings will get dismissed. Anyway, what does your Seer vision tell you about the presidential election? Or can you not answer because your god just so happened to not show you these two things?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I only can see 3 months in advance of what YHWH chooses to show me. With one exception: YHWH has shown me what the coming of The Messiah will look like, which side of redemption I will be on, and how brutal it will be for many.

To be honest, YHWH just has shown me things. I've never asked for visions. Only warnings if I should stay away from a particular place or person.

Maybe I could ask YHWH?

Google has a pretty good explanation for what you're dealing with and I feel it explains your life quite well

 

[LoverofPi]

3 months in advance is plenty to know whatever or not your fillings will get dismissed. Anyway, what does your Seer vision tell you about the presidential election? Or can you not answer because your god just so happened to not show you these two things?

I have a prediction that Melinda will claim to have known about some notable event well in advance, but only after it has been conclusively decided, for example, the upcoming election.


Also, Mel...

He also tried to get me to come to a righteous compromise. So we struck a deal. The GET will be dissolved. And I came up with a way to work through the conflict. No more GETs, YHWH gave me a great idea!

So now I get to plan our 4 year Anniversary coming in 2 weeks!

Sounds like you got back together with Marshall.

Meaning...

I give it a month. Tops.

I called it.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Well, on a moral level, I don't think it's wrong for someone to get married because they think someone is attractive and they want to have sex with them. This reinforces Monogamy and Marriage instead of everyone whoring when their genitals get hot. Whoring also leads to STDs. So even if Marshall did want a wife firstly for sex, at least he is practicing Monogamous marriage instead of whoring around.

Marriage doesn't have to be about love. There's a basic level of kindness, attention and respect required by The Torah even if it's not a love marriage. Western concepts of love and marriage don't stand the test of time. I think respect goes a lot farther than feelings of love when it comes to marriage.

Sometimes I have seen displays of emotional love from Marshall. And that is good too. Other times, maybe I get on his nerves. Love is like happiness. It can come and go. Love and happiness are not enough to hold a marriage together.

I do think he cares about the children. I'm the parent in the Covenant that does more of the day to day stuff with the children, but that's because he is not self employed.

He fawns over our baby girl all the time. Gets me kind of teary eyed because it reminds me of me with my dad. I wouldn't want to take that away from my girls.

He talked to the children on the phone while we were in our own houses. I sent pictures of the children too. But I've taken them to his house for visits multiple times.

I find it humorous that the closest bond you have with Mershell is having him fuck you in the butthole.

It wasn't the kids (all 6), it wasnt anything else but having Mershell stick his dink in your pooper.

I hope no one ever tongue punches your fartbox cuz you'd be on suicide watch if they left.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I have a prediction that Melinda will claim to have known about some notable event well in advance, but only after it has been conclusively decided, for example, the upcoming election.


Also, Mel...



Sounds like you got back together with Marshall.

Meaning...



I called it.

All hail Bloitzhole and Lover of Pi, our resident psychic seers. More accurate at predicting Mel’s future than her own deity. So can you guys see when her curse on me is going to hit? It’s obviously not within 3 months or Mellbelle would’ve gloated about it. I’d really prefer if it happened before the year 3098 because I have something going on one day out of that year. Cthulhu gets very angry if his tentacle porn commission isn’t done on time and it’s very difficult finding willing eldritch goddesses to perform his weird requests. That year happens to be connected to one of the freakier goddesses.

 

[super thug]

YHWH has shown me what the coming of The Messiah will look like, which side of redemption I will be on, and how brutal it will be for many.

OH BOY! You've seen what the second coming of Jesus will look like? How awesome! I have so many questions...

How exactly will that take place? Will Jesus be reborn into the world again? But wait, Jesus can't be reborn since he's been resurrected, right?

So then how will it happen?

Will the NASA satellites pick up Jesus and his entourage of angels as they're flying through the solar system on their way to Earth? Will we get to see them flying past Saturn?

If we were to point the Hubble telescope in the right direction, can we already see Jesus on his way, before he even makes it into our solar system? Where do you think he is right now, in our galaxy or perhaps Andromeda?

Or maybe Jesus will just teleport into the middle of the UN building and be like, "sup bitches, I'm Jesus, better listen up!"

Think anyone will actually listen to him this time? Bet you anything we'd just end up crucifying him again.

So interested to hear your perspective on this. Can't wait.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I was always pretty sure that Melinda would get back together with Marshall because it's a supremely dumb decision and Melinda's life is nothing but one supremely dumb decision after another.