Shitty Etsy Products

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Freshly Baked Socks said:
You're using it wrong. Slight PL, but it beats ebay, amazon, and others for sourcing many exotic live plants and seeds I have not found elsewhere.
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And I'm getting SO MUCH of my wedding crap from there. It's ridiculous. Even my bouquet will be from an etsy seller. I guess it just depends on your interests.
 
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Bonus: Mount it to your wall!
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A few recommendations for your upcoming stimulus check.
 
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AMERICA said:
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A few recommendations for your upcoming stimulus check.
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They need to put scare quotes around the word 'erotic,' because those sure as hell aren't erotic.
 
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Daughter of Cernunnos said:
Please tell me that doesn't use adhesive on such a delicate area.
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I think it has a ring that goes around the animal's tail and the charm hangs off it like a keyring, I've seen those on some chat show IIRC where they find weird stuff on the internet.
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
I think it has a ring that goes around the animal's tail and the charm hangs off it like a keyring, I've seen those on some chat show IIRC where they find weird stuff on the internet.
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Yeah they're supposed to hang like a keychain so they can hang out of the way when the dog does his business, then swing right back into place when he's done.

No clue if they actually do or not. I've never known anyone who would buy something like that.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Yeah they're supposed to hang like a keychain so they can hang out of the way when the dog does his business, then swing right back into place when he's done.

No clue if they actually do or not. I've never known anyone who would buy something like that.
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I remember seeing this on worlds dumbest inventions on tru tv. I think in that same episode, it was the same thing but it was a bag for your pet to shit in?
 
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KaibaCorp ToeSucker said:
I remember seeing this on worlds dumbest inventions on tru tv. I think in that same episode, it was the same thing but it was a bag for your pet to shit in?
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Daughter of Cernunnos said:
Please tell me that doesn't use adhesive on such a delicate area.
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Hongourable Madisha said:
I think it has a ring that goes around the animal's tail and the charm hangs off it like a keyring, I've seen those on some chat show IIRC where they find weird stuff on the internet.
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The Great Citracett said:
Yeah they're supposed to hang like a keychain so they can hang out of the way when the dog does his business, then swing right back into place when he's done.

No clue if they actually do or not. I've never known anyone who would buy something like that.
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Sleep well tonight, mis amigos!
 
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I'm looking at copper enamel pins, because I want to make some, and I find these treasures.

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Yes, I would like to wear a scarred and mutilated body pin as well as a pair of lungs dripping mucus/blood.

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Playful, colourful illustrations and enamel pins! by Ohjessicajessica

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I'll wear these to the next Oppression Olympics, and I'll be sure to take home the gold!
 
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