Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Psychic Espeon]

Get ready for a great recount that will span over the time of 2 months, or 4 years, who fucking knows.

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"Florida, goes for Al Gore".

 

[Ita Mori]

Here is the 2016 Election Day thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-election-day-trump-victory.25630/

Page 30 is where it starts to get good.
Page 60 is where it starts to look like Trump will win.

This may be enough to kick Chris out of his Tomgirl identity.

I hope no one actually made a bet on that.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is going with Trump.

Well then, I guess we'll see.

I hope, for his sake, Biden doesn't win and he's super sloshed when they call it. He'll just be setting himself up for Lawtwitter to clip stuff and rub it is his face for the next four years.

Of course, if Trump wins, they'll still do it... but out of anger.

May the best sperg win.

Everyone is bracing for violence on election night. What should be telling is none of the expected violence will be coming from the right. A horde of MAGA chuds is not going to rampage through Americas cities on the 3rd.

This old man is likely gonna be in bed before any riots really get rolling. Probably even before they call it, if it's a complete shitshow like 2000.

 

[Bongocat]

Nick is going with Trump.

Oh god, now we're really doomed.

 

[Wyald]

What country is getting blamed for interfering with the elections this time?
Russia? China? Israel?

Spoiler

Mexico?

 

[Bubbly Sink]

Can't wait for civil war so I can own the libs

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

I'm just saying, reelecting Trump suddenly isn't going to make the rioting or shitshows go away, rioting and shitshows happen for a reason, and he is part of the reason why these people are mad. Reelecting him is only going to keep things the same divided and chaotic way they are now, that's just a fact.

Again, for what? What reason do rioters have to be angry over? The Great Satan is gone, they'd be celebrating.

Biden’s pretty much gave endorsement to the rioting, no ones stopping them. So they may as well continue their destruction of states and cities.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Can't wait for civil war so I can own the libs

What currency do you plan on using for acquiring ownership of the libs? I am partial .30 caliber.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Shit is going sideways regardless who wins im already investing in metric tons of popcorn.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

What country is getting blamed for interfering with the elections this time?
Russia? China? Israel?

Spoiler

Mexico?

Iran
UnIranically

 

[Bubbly Sink]

What currency do you plan on using for acquiring ownership of the libs? I am partial .30 caliber.

7.62

 

[TheClappening]

What currency do you plan on using for acquiring ownership of the libs? I am partial .30 caliber.

5.56 might just be .22 on steroids but dammit it's a nice a round.

Also picked up another box of 1k. I normally do my pick ups on Tuesdays since that's when I'm in the area, but considering Tuesday is election day, well...

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Everyone is bracing for violence on election night. What should be telling is none of the expected violence will be coming from the right. A horde of MAGA chuds is not going to rampage through Americas cities on the 3rd.

Anecdotal, but there is one QAnon nutjob in my neighborhood who's built some weird compound thing out of his backyard shed, and I'm fully expecting some sort of meltdown out of him if Trump loses or if the results get postponed. He's already had the cops by his place because he went completely off on the guy next door to him for unknown reasons. I don't think your typical rightoid is going to go on a rampage, but I wouldn't hedge any bets on the conspiracy wingnuts staying quiet too.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Trump is likely to win in battleground states and I'm sure there will be surprise flipping of potential states like Minnesota, Nevada, and New Hampshire. The polls were wrong in 2016 and they are wrong in 2020. Trump will destroy Biden not in a landslide, but not far from one. I'm ready for the Young Turks meltdown and spoons to be spammed in chat.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Here are some scenarios for either Biden and Trump. (Scenarios A-C are for Trump. Scenarios D-E are for Biden)

Spoiler: SCENARIO A

Spoiler: SCENARIO B

Spoiler: SCENARIO C

Spoiler: SCENARIO D

Spoiler: SCENARIO E

 

[fag0t]

I live in suburban Texas. Last night I was woken up by a giant bonfire outside my house; I went outside and found all my neighbors burning their MAGA hats and listening to Demi Lovato. When I asked one of my friends who he was voting for now, he said "Alamo Joe" with a certain fondness in his eyes. I guess Trumps lies and corruption finally caught up with him. If he's losing Texas he doesn't have a chance.

 

[heatboss]

I'm getting the popcorn ready and it's not even the third yet

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I want a perfect tie just for shits n giggles. Considering how this year has been, it'll probably happen.

Then they can just give it to Jeb! afterwards.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I live in suburban Texas. Last night I was woken up by a giant bonfire outside my house; I went outside and found all my neighbors burning their MAGA hats and listening to Demi Lovato. When I asked one of my friends who he was voting for now, he said "Alamo Joe" with a certain fondness in his eyes. I guess Trumps lies and corruption finally caught up with him. If he's losing Texas he doesn't have a chance.

Suburban Texas? I've heard Democrat influence in Texas is only really confined to big cities and the border communities.

Can't believe we're deciding between a Billionaire and a Communist Puppet to lead the United States.

I really don't want to wake up in a Communist America on Wednesday. Sick to my stomach.

This should have been a no brainer. Can't believe the Communists pushed this to the end zone.

Never underestimate the promise of giving free shit.

 

[paint huffing shaman]

I live in suburban Texas. Last night I was woken up by a giant bonfire outside my house; I went outside and found all my neighbors burning their MAGA hats and listening to Demi Lovato. When I asked one of my friends who he was voting for now, he said "Alamo Joe" with a certain fondness in his eyes. I guess Trumps lies and corruption finally caught up with him. If he's losing Texas he doesn't have a chance.

you sound like a shill nigger ,go away shill faggot queef huffing libtard.dum nigger,you fucking retard autuisic lying faglover