Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Suburban Bastard]

Was just there in Kansas City, empty.

Really? Nobody in the entire city was in the hospital?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Really? Nobody in the entire city was in the hospital?

Don't you know? If you are in a city, you automatically know everything about the current census of their hospitals

 

[alreadyhome]

Eh it's not as bad as it looks. Hypocrisy runs rampant nowadays and I wouldn't be shocked if there were a sizable contingent of anti-gun people who ran out and got firearms who can now do the mental gymnastics necessary to justify continued belief in their retarded anti-2A bullshit.

True, but I think it's even worse than it looks - gun lovers who were voting Biden (a lot of people actually) are probably swayed by him saying that precisely today.

 

[GhostButt]

By claiming that leftists are "the real Fascists or the real rascists" you are framing the debate around what leftists have decided is right or wrong.

I don't like letting the left frame the debate, but they are 100% more fascist at the moment and it feels like wasting a perfectly good knife twist to not point it out at every opportunity (especially when the pendulum swings back the other way, because I don't want to deal with the moral majority telling me I can't have my rock musics)

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I can't wait for Biden to dominate and to hear the shrill cries of "VOTER FRAUD" and Soros funded judges not restricting voting rights on random citizens.
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I don't get it. Are you taking richard spencer's advice and voting for Biden. I don't know if you're being serious or not, and not because I think "no one smart could vote for Biden" or something like that, but because I haven't seen you express a genuine political opinion on anything ever. For all I know you could be a liberal.

 

[Penis]

The polls are totally accurate guys. Trust me, Texas will definitely turn blue!!!

 

[LurkTrawl]

Don't you know? If you are in a city, you automatically know everything about the current census of their hospitals

That's got to be in the top ten shittiest superpowers.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

I can't wait for Biden to dominate and to hear the shrill cries of "VOTER FRAUD" and Soros funded judges not restricting voting rights on random citizens.
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If Biden wins, will Kiwifarms be able to laugh at the salt? Or will it be 80% crying and doomering because one grifter lost to the other grifter?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

The polls are totally accurate guys. Trust me, Texas will definitely turn blue!!!

It could.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If Biden wins, will Kiwifarms be able to laugh at the salt? Or will it be 80% crying and doomering because one grifter lost to the other grifter?

A&H will be 75% salty, but outside of that it'll be 75% laughing at the salt (like they laugh at the TES folks now)

 

[theshitposter]

Qanon is a shitposter that started on 8chan, who allegedly has access to high level military intelligence. Everything he posts is stilted and ambiguous. At some point, boomers everywhere started following him, taking him seriously, and trying to decode what he's saying. Qanon's posted nearly 5,000 messages, and all of his posts are archived at various sites like www.qanon.pub.

The Qanon community is made up of boomers, and a smattering of millenials who shit out poor quality videos where they throw explanations at the wall and see what sticks, and they make a considerable amount of money off of sponsorships and donations.

A member of my family follows Qanon, and I've had to explain all sorts of *chan lingo and minutiae to them. They're certain that Qanon knows all, but all I've ever seen is a whole lot of very, very vague explanations and confirmation bias. Qanon seems to mostly just post pro-American propaganda that doesn't actually explain anything, nor ever urge them to act at all, in any way, other than making memes and trying to redpill anyone around them.

Personally, I think if anything, Qanon seems like a panacea to calm down anyone that might actually get up and fight back against the chaos. But I have no idea why mainstream media sources demonize Q and paint it to be a giant conspiracy/cabal/whatever the fuck. It seems to be just a bunch of boomers playing Matlock and giving their kids' inheritances away to YouTube grifters.

We also have a thread on them (where I've talked a bit about some of the YouTubers) right here.

Is it one single guy or larper of the week system? What's the proof of origin? Why can't that person be backtracked? Why aren't libs witchhunting the guy? Do boomers browse 4ch? Where and how did boomers acquired this taste of 4ch shitposting? Is there a confirmed proof this guy isn't a whistleblower or something? What was his best prediction?

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

If Biden wins, will Kiwifarms be able to laugh at the salt? Or will it be 80% crying and doomering because one grifter lost to the other grifter?

Honestly I'm asking myself the same question given how these people are completely oblivious to how the farms are supposed to work.
I'm also honestly amazed as to why they aren't banned from the thread.

Nobody cares about your politic choices just like nobody cares about your life choices, we are here for the salt that will be generated by that election.

 

[Cubanodun]

If NY flips red then Hillary's salt over having to cast an electoral vote for Trump is going to dessicate the entire solar system.

I would like to see that only to AOC to have a meltdown because that is her turf

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The tears will be delicious.

Coups are made by the military not by civilians and very less by a president, how is that scam with WuWu going by the way?

Can't wait for Cenk's inevitable meltdown again lol.

"Thanks to the fucking morons of the democratic party" v2.0

An election without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

three deaths, people wanting to flee the country only to see and moving is a pain in the ass and expensive, people going to the streets with guns, the usual

I think most states have laws requiring people to be a certain distance from the polls

Even we have them, the commies decided to just put it a couple of blocks away then did not care about it after the 100000th time the poor people that were forced to go there were beaten to a pulp for angry anti commies mobs

Edit: lol i readed wrong, was voting polls? i readed it like the other polls

but TEXAS?

Texas is not happening in a million years, just remember the disaster that was Buttigieg , Zodiac killer eviscerated him, same as Florida that thing is full of latinos, the Cubans dont like Biden because he is getting to cozy with that shitty island, the Venezuelans hate him for mostly not being Trump and for not giving a shit about Chavez

I seriously believe Trump is going to win, worse presidents than him have managed to do it and like Jonathan pie said the Dems repeated the playbook of 4 years ago and are expecting a different result

 

[Jarolleon]

If Trump wins (which I'm hoping for and optimistic about), yes, there will be riots by the usual suspects. If Biden wins, I think there will still be riots, but actually by the same people rather than right-wingers. It'll be more like a, "YEAH WE RUN DIS SHIT DIS IS OUR TIME MUFFUGGA" kind of vibe.

also:
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Well shit, he's going to get record turnout among women now.

 

[JamusActimus]

If Biden wins, will Kiwifarms be able to laugh at the salt? Or will it be 80% crying and doomering because one grifter lost to the other grifter?

If Joe Biden wins ( I think he will).
I will change my username to Juan-Actimel and only post in spanish thread for 1 week

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Is it one single guy or larper of the week system? What's the proof of origin? Why can't that person be backtracked? Why aren't libs witchhunting the guy? Do boomers browse 4ch? Where and how did boomers acquired this taste of 4ch shitposting? Is there a confirmed proof this guy isn't a whistleblower or something? What was his best prediction?

From what I gather, the original Q was on /pol/, but then when he was obviously wrong about a lot of stuff, someone else took over and moved to 8chan. Supposedly the 8chan owner is the current Q, but not sure if that's confirmed.

But anyone who believes QAnon is legit mentally retarded. And I am not speaking in hyperbole; like, you gotta be legit sub-80 IQ to believe that shit

 

[JimmyNugget]

A&H will be 75% salty, but outside of that it'll be 75% laughing at the salt (like they laugh at the TES folks now)

Im expecting Dead Sea levels of sodium. Float in it.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I don't like letting the left frame the debate, but they are 100% more fascist at the moment and it feels like wasting a perfectly good knife twist to not point it out at every opportunity (especially when the pendulum swings back the other way, because I don't want to deal with the moral majority telling me I can't have my rock musics)

"I MUST PUNCH THE NAZIS"

"No, John. You ARE the Nazis."

That pretty much sums up how I feel about the whole thing. Also these leftards unironically fetishize communism to varying degrees, so pointing out the similarities to their mortal enemy, the imaginary "fascists" living rent free in their heads, is a good way to get them to question their own views. It doesn't work on everyone but one can't be faulted for trying.

Also, the religious right are all but dead at this point, the "woke" are now society's self proclaimed "morality police."

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

From what I gather, the original Q was on /pol/, but then when he was obviously wrong about a lot of stuff, someone else took over and moved to 8chan. Supposedly the 8chan owner is Q, but not sure if that's confirmed.

Yeah it was never confirmed who took up the mantle, but from what I've seen it seems to be a collection of people doing it now.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

One reason I think politics has taken over now so much this year, is because most people don't have much to look forward too. Sports are cancelled, they've lost their jobs, movies are barely coming out now and most of them suck, a ton of video games lately like Cyberpunk 2077 were pushed back, and they have nothing to consoom to calm their brains down. All that is just adding herbs to a boiling pot of hate that's been brewing since 2016.