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SIGSEGV said:
>establish connection to a website
>website needs to know your IP address in order to send packets back to you
>it's somehow wrong for the website owner to view the IP addresses that his site is sending packets to
I know you're literally retarded, but come on dude.
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Yes.

Null can’t into computers and his site is shambles

Neko GF said:
Sock account opinions don't matter.
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Jannie Lover opinions don’t matter
 
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eveningtrain said:
I have the money, i simply refuse out of the principal.

VPNs are a giant meme and i have not heard one good reason to use one, especially to evade jannies on a fourm when i can justs make daily socks
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Who listens to the principal? Fucking dork. Dont think staying late at Model UN is gonna save you from the swirlie.
 
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FreeYourDoodies said:
Here's my script to automate the Hulkster's generic TDS posts in A&H.

JavaScript: 
function genericHulkPost() {

    const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    return `A&H posters are just a bunch of${getInsults()} and ${excusesList[Math.floor(Math.random() * excusesList.length)]}`;
}

function getInsults() {
    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];
    let output = '';
    let insultLength = Math.floor(Math.random() * insultList.length);
    insultLength = insultLength < 1 ? 1 : insultLength;

    for(let i = 0; i < insultLength; i++) {
        let insultIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * insultList.length);
        output += ` ${insultList[insultIndex]}`;
        insultList.splice(insultIndex, 1);
    }
    output += "s";
    return output
}

console.log(genericHulkPost());

And an example output of this script:

A&H posters are just a bunch of incel virgins and if Trump did this you'd love it!

feel free to tweak the insult and excuse lists to your taste, otherwise it's just HHH post madlibs.
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I fixed it for you:
C++: 
#include <array>
#include <vector>
#include <string>
#include <string_view>
#include <random>
#include <iostream>

std::string generate_insult(){
    std::vector<std::string_view> insults = {
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller"
    };

    std::random_device rdev;
    std::mt19937 rgen(rdev());
    const unsigned insult_len = (rgen() % 5) + 1;

    std::string insult;
    for(unsigned i = 0; i < insult_len; ++i){
        unsigned idx = rgen() % insults.size();
        insult += " " + std::string(insults[idx]);
        insults.erase(insults.begin() + idx, insults.begin() + idx + 1);
    }
    insult += 's';
    return insult;
}

std::string generate_HHH_post(){

    std::array<std::string_view, 5> excuses = {
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!"
    };

    std::random_device rdev;
    std::mt19937 rgen(rdev());

    std::string_view excuse = excuses[rgen() % excuses.size()];
    return "A&H posters are just a bunch of" + ::generate_insult() + " and " + std::string(excuse);
}

int main(){
    std::cout << ::generate_HHH_post() << '\n';
    return 0;
}
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
You guys have it wrong. I use the term "jabroni" a lot more than "basement dweller" and "loser"
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C++: 
#include <array>
#include <vector>
#include <string>
#include <string_view>
#include <random>
#include <iostream>

std::string generate_insult(std::mt19937& rgen){
    std::vector<std::string_view> insults = {
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
        "jabroni"
    };

    const unsigned insult_count = (rgen() % insults.size()) + 1;

    std::string insult;
    for(unsigned i = 0; i < insult_count; ++i){
        unsigned idx = rgen() % insults.size();
        insult += " " + std::string(insults[idx]);
        insults.erase(insults.begin() + idx, insults.begin() + idx + 1);
    }
    insult += 's';
    return insult;
}

std::string generate_HHH_post(std::mt19937& rgen){

    std::array<std::string_view, 5> excuses = {
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!"
    };

    std::string_view excuse = excuses[rgen() % excuses.size()];
    return "A&H posters are just a bunch of" + ::generate_insult(rgen) + " and " + std::string(excuse);
}

int main(){
    std::random_device rdev;
    //use random device noise to seed PRNG
    std::mt19937 rgen(rdev());

    std::cout << ::generate_HHH_post(rgen) << '\n';
    return 0;
}
Fixed and streamlined just for you, friend.
 
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