2020 U.S. Presidential Election - Took place November 3, 2020. Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden assumed office January 20, 2021.

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Bros, the tensions are elating my little cold arteries and my small tiny heart for humanity.

My hopes is that the Orange Man wins so 4 more years of prosperity and recreation can be back in order, but the tears....ah yes, those tears. Those delightful little tears will be just enough to warm my barren insides.
 
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DeadFish said:
Now in emuwarvetarns playlist:
Vicarious by tool.
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Honestly, being on this website on this crazy ass year's basically been "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine.)" by R.E.M. So I don't see why we should stop playing it just 'cause this months flavor of apocalyptic nonesense is "ellection." Just wait for what december's gonna pull. WW3 HERE WE GO!


Also while we're at it. If any of y'all is letting the doom and gloom get to them as it becomes obvious that this shit's gonna cause some serious rioting, just remember.

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle.
And this will help things turn out for the best. AND...

 
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Inventor of the Telephone said:
Table of Michigan absentee ballots, 1 day before election (click column to sort):
130 out of 152 have chosen Trump so far. The most populous counties are probably in those possibly un-trumped twenty-two though.

Interactive map from above data:

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Isn't the % Trump stat from 2016? I'm pretty sure Michigan law doesn't allow counting before election day and that's why they wanted more time for the absentee ballots.
 
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CrippleThreat said:
And contains a majority of their jogger golem. He's lucky to even break >1%.

How did he do in 2016?
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That lsat link I posted:
More maps from same source:
https://mlive.carto.com/u/levinscott/maps

...has maps from 2016:

Trump earned 29% of Wayne County, home to Detroit. That's pretty respectable. His share altogether across the state was impressive.

Never mind, Detroit was only 3% in 2016 -- city map:
trump detroit 2016 election 3 percent.jpg
So he's at least matched his 2016 score? That's got be a positive. Can he make it to double digits of DetroiT? Hmmm
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
Texas was relatively close in 2018 because Cruz was unpopular and O'Rourke didn't threaten the oil business.
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Beta also had the Machine Simping for him hard, using that as an example is sort of proof that Texas is pretty red still.

Consider how much they put into that race and still lost.
 
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InsolentGaylord said:
Keep an eye on Vigo County Indiana. That place tends to predict the Election winner.
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To be more precise, the election winner since 1956. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo_County,_Indiana
The county is one of the best bellwether regions for voting in U.S. presidential elections; it has voted for the winning candidate in every election since 1956[4] and in all but two elections since 1888.[5] Only one county in the United States (Valencia County, New Mexico) has voted for the winning candidate longer.
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Inventor of the Telephone said:
That lsat link I posted:
More maps from same source:
https://mlive.carto.com/u/levinscott/maps

...has maps from 2016:

Trump earned 29% of Wayne County, home to Detroit. That's pretty respectable. His share altogether across the state was impressive.

Never mind, Detroit was only 3% in 2016 -- city map:
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So he's at least matched his 2016 score? That's got be a positive. Can he make it to double digits of DetroiT? Hmmm
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It at least shows that he's on pace to at least repeat 2016.
 
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Made up one more of my dumb, autistic nursery rhymes. I just think of these up at work for fun, because I cant really be vocal at work...

To the tune of Little Bunny FooFoo...

.... Little Joey Biden was walking around the swimming pool. Scooping up the Black Kids and calling the roaches.
Down came Obama, and he said.... "Little Joey Biden, I dont want to see you Scooping up the Black Kids and calling them roaches! If you dont behave, you're gonna lose the election."

And so the next day....

Little Joey Biden was talking to Teenage Girls. Stuck his nose in their hair and sniffing up their scalp.
Down came Chris Hansen, and he said... "Little Joey Biden, I dont want to see you, talking to Teenage Girls. Sticking your nose in their hair and sniffing up their scalp. If you dont behave, you're going to lose the election!

And so on the next day...

Little Joey Biden was standing on Debate Stage. Computer Contacts glitched up and said he'd destroy oil.
Down came Kristin Williams, and she said "Little Joey Biden why would you say that? I'm trying to defend you, you're really messing up.

And so I guess tomorrow we will find out if he really overcomes all this.
 
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