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I can't even wrap my head around the level of stupidity or self-loathing required to do this.

But that said, is it not against ToS to accept money in order to reverse a ban?
And Phil was very clear that the money was a deciding factor, saying that rpgfan had emailed him repeatedly (per the apology fetish ritual) and Phil said 'no' because he felt he needed to learn a lesson. The $83 got him unbanned, with the stipulation that he is on thin ice. So the money was for the unban.

I also like that Phil had to publicly announce what rpgfan did and admonish him one last time before he agreed to unban him.
This is actual findom.
Not sure but I think that only applies to cheers and bits.
 
The erroneous tip moment yesterday was dumbfounding.

A viewer, maybe a troll, maybe a legit fan, called 'trans_orca_from_sea_world' tipped 30us and immediately claimed it was a mistake and that he only wanted to donated 3. Mr. Chargebacks was adamant about it "Yeah right, I bet you wanna try to chargeback it, I know that's your excuse', and for a while, decided to keep the money.
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Which goes to show you, he mustn't be losing that many chargebacks if he decided to chance it. After a few minutes, he decided to take off the glasses and refund the money. What really grind my gears is that he decided to keep the money at first, be it a troll trip or a honest fan. And yet, the fan started acting like "good guy Phil".
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How is he a good guy? He almost kept the money.
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I didn't manage to screenshot the comment, but before he was modded, it said "Wait, he was really gonna keep the money?".
If it was a fan and he almost decided to pocket the money, then he was profitting from their mistake. If it was a troll, he almost gambled on the chargeback. Either way not a good look.
 
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The erroneous tip moment yesterday was dumbfounding.

A viewer, maybe a troll, maybe a legit fan, called 'trans_orca_from_sea_world' tipped 30us and immediately claimed it was a mistake and that he only wanted to donated 3. Mr. Chargebacks was adamant about it "Yeah right, I bet you wanna try to chargeback it, I know that's your excuse', and for a while, decided to keep the money.
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Which goes to show you, he mustn't be losing that many chargebacks if he decided to chance it. After a few minutes, he decided to take off the glasses and refund the money. What really grind my gears is that he decided to keep the money at first, be it a troll trip or a honest fan. And yet, the fan started acting like "good guy Phil".
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How is he a good guy? He almost kept the money.
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I didn't manage to screenshot the comment, but before he was modded, it said "Wait, he was really gonna keep the money?".
If it was a fan and he almost decided to pocket the money, then he was profitting from their mistake. If it was a troll, he almost gambled on the chargeback. Either way not a good look.

Holy fuck this is scummy, I get he eventually refunded the guy but god damn some of Twitch's greediest thots have more decency than him about stuff like this. Even if it was a chargeback troll...refund the money immediately and it's whatever you lose out on $3 oh fucking no, if it was a fan they might give the correct amount they intended and all is good.

But good ol' Phil has to say the dumbest shit and take the dumbest angle possible to start and then correct it.
 
He really didn't apologize after getting the $3? Not even a simple "Sorry dood the chargebacks have been bad I have to be careful."

Might be early morning but it's time for a :drink:
 
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Have either Phil or Kat voted? Isn't that what mature respansible adults are all about. No I'm sure the bubble boy continues to be more concerned with the real issues like.. whether or not Cyberpunk is getting drafted into the GOTY 2020 nominations. :story:
Phil isn't registered to vote in WA. Kat is though. She actually registered under Katherine Burnell.
 
Have either Phil or Kat voted? Isn't that what mature respansible adults are all about. No I'm sure the bubble boy continues to be more concerned with the real issues like.. whether or not Cyberpunk is getting drafted into the GOTY 2020 nominations. :story:

Fat chance, neither Biden nor Trump have acknowledged the king of gaming for his endorsement so why should he?
 
Can sell a ballot for between $5 and $175 depending on area. DSP moved from a majority Democrat region to an overwhelmingly majority Democrat region. His vote, like his opinion, is worthless.

If he had any competency, or awareness of the world outside his daycare center, he could have... DSP Tries It: Voting? You don't have to be sober to vote.
 
Can sell a ballot for between $5 and $175 depending on area. DSP moved from a majority Democrat region to an overwhelmingly majority Democrat region. His vote, like his opinion, is worthless.

If he had any competency, or awareness of the world outside his daycare center, he could have... DSP Tries It: Voting? You don't have to be sober to vote.
He's a gamer dood, no time for that stuff.
 
Pardon my ignorance on how voting goes on in the US since I'm a Yuropoor who needs to get permission from My Lord to even leave His domain, but this is how I imagine it'd go.

So I went to the polling place, ok? And guess how long I waited until I got my ballot. Was it a minute? No... uh maybe 2? Nah it wasn't, how about 5? No, uuuh maybe seven and a ha- NO, TEN MINUTES HAVE PASSED AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A BALLOT! And when I finally get there this kid cards me and I'm like... *pig scoff* you gotta be fucking kidding me. Does he not know who I am? I live in his county and he doesn't know who I am? I have a 12 year old legacy on the internet!

So anyway I get the ballot and, get this, it isn't just for the president! There's a bunch of other guys running for a bunch of other public positions! I didn't know that! The game- uh I mean the guy on the TV I was watching at 2am when I was on a gin'n'gacha binge didn't say anything about that! It was always all about Biden this Trump that! So I go back to the kid and tell him to just give me the standard ballot with just the president. The kid then looked up at me with like a look of scorn and told me "You can just vote for the position of president and leave the rest blank". This kid was the most patronizing little shit I've ran into ever since my SFIV days and if we weren't in public I would've smehked him in the mouth for disrespecting me like that! Me! Reeee!

Not to mention, again nobody told me that I could just do that! That's the problem with the United States electoral system! Nobody tells you every exact detail that you need to know like a woman spoonfeeding her infant child, you gotta inform yourself! That's bullshit, I don't have time for that! I bust my ass every day working to provide for my family. 2kCat just did a 300 bitcheer and said "People like you is the reason universal suffrage..." Okay I'm not gonna read the rest this guy is obviously a deranged troll, but thanks for the money dummy! *leans in*
 
Pardon my ignorance on how voting goes on in the US since I'm a Yuropoor who needs to get permission from My Lord to even leave His domain, but this is how I imagine it'd go.

So I went to the polling place, ok? And guess how long I waited until I got my ballot. Was it a minute? No... uh maybe 2? Nah it wasn't, how about 5? No, uuuh maybe seven and a ha- NO, TEN MINUTES HAVE PASSED AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A BALLOT! And when I finally get there this kid cards me and I'm like... *pig scoff* you gotta be fucking kidding me. Does he not know who I am? I live in his county and he doesn't know who I am? I have a 12 year old legacy on the internet!

So anyway I get the ballot and, get this, it isn't just for the president! There's a bunch of other guys running for a bunch of other public positions! I didn't know that! The game- uh I mean the guy on the TV I was watching at 2am when I was on a gin'n'gacha binge didn't say anything about that! It was always all about Biden this Trump that! So I go back to the kid and tell him to just give me the standard ballot with just the president. The kid then looked up at me with like a look of scorn and told me "You can just vote for the position of president and leave the rest blank". This kid was the most patronizing little shit I've ran into ever since my SFIV days and if we weren't in public I would've smehked him in the mouth for disrespecting me like that! Me! Reeee!

Not to mention, again nobody told me that I could just do that! That's the problem with the United States electoral system! Nobody tells you every exact detail that you need to know like a woman spoonfeeding her infant child, you gotta inform yourself! That's bullshit, I don't have time for that! I bust my ass every day working to provide for my family. 2kCat just did a 300 bitcheer and said "People like you is the reason universal suffrage..." Okay I'm not gonna read the rest this guy is obviously a deranged troll, but thanks for the money dummy! *leans in*
Yes. He would turn it into a tremendous production just like every other annoying mundane thing people don't enjoy but manage to get through every day. He has zero perspective on what real life is like because he's terrified of it and has built an entire life around preventing himself from ever having to face it. Most people don't enjoy voting but do it out of a passion for something larger than themselves, a concept DSP couldn't fathom if he took all the LSD on the planet at once.

I hate him for an entirely new reason knowing that he's not even registered to vote. I hope whoever is elected taxes him into the poorhouse.
 
Yes. He would turn it into a tremendous production just like every other annoying mundane thing people don't enjoy but manage to get through every day. He has zero perspective on what real life is like because he's terrified of it and has built an entire life around preventing himself from ever having to face it. Most people don't enjoy voting but do it out of a passion for something larger than themselves, a concept DSP couldn't fathom if he took all the LSD on the planet at once.

I hate him for an entirely new reason knowing that he's not even registered to vote. I hope whoever is elected taxes him into the poorhouse.
He lives in the suburbs of Seattle, so he’s already taxed to the balls.
 
Still chasing that clout.

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Fucking yuck. This thing he does when someone shows him attention for half a second and then weeks, months later he responds to their tweet with a "Yeah, Man! I agree completely. Yes. Uh-huh! absolutely! Haha you're so funny!" is so goddamned irritating. Like during the masturbating incident and then a couple of weeks later he was on a stream and said something like "I certianly havent done anything embarrassing and accidental on stream before! hahaha, right, guys?"

Just shut up and take your beating, Phil.
 
Phil isn't registered to vote in WA. Kat is though. She actually registered under Katherine Burnell.
He isn't even registered to vote in Washington? I don't know how that's even possible. You're supposed to renew your driver's license after you move, and you have the option to also register to vote when you do that. Does he even have a Washington state driver's license?

Pardon my ignorance on how voting goes on in the US since I'm a Yuropoor who needs to get permission from My Lord to even leave His domain, but this is how I imagine it'd go.

So I went to the polling place, ok? And guess how long I waited until I got my ballot. Was it a minute? No... uh maybe 2? Nah it wasn't, how about 5? No, uuuh maybe seven and a ha- NO, TEN MINUTES HAVE PASSED AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A BALLOT! And when I finally get there this kid cards me and I'm like... *pig scoff* you gotta be fucking kidding me. Does he not know who I am? I live in his county and he doesn't know who I am? I have a 12 year old legacy on the internet!

So anyway I get the ballot and, get this, it isn't just for the president! There's a bunch of other guys running for a bunch of other public positions! I didn't know that! The game- uh I mean the guy on the TV I was watching at 2am when I was on a gin'n'gacha binge didn't say anything about that! It was always all about Biden this Trump that! So I go back to the kid and tell him to just give me the standard ballot with just the president. The kid then looked up at me with like a look of scorn and told me "You can just vote for the position of president and leave the rest blank". This kid was the most patronizing little shit I've ran into ever since my SFIV days and if we weren't in public I would've smehked him in the mouth for disrespecting me like that! Me! Reeee!

Not to mention, again nobody told me that I could just do that! That's the problem with the United States electoral system! Nobody tells you every exact detail that you need to know like a woman spoonfeeding her infant child, you gotta inform yourself! That's bullshit, I don't have time for that! I bust my ass every day working to provide for my family. 2kCat just did a 300 bitcheer and said "People like you is the reason universal suffrage..." Okay I'm not gonna read the rest this guy is obviously a deranged troll, but thanks for the money dummy! *leans in*
Phil lives in a state with universal mail-in voting, so we wouldn't get a story like this unfortunately. But it also goes to show just how lazy Phil is that his state has mail-in voting, yet he's too lazy to actually go to his mailbox, retrieve a ballot, fill it out, and send it back. Not like he could do that anyway having not been registered.
 
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