Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!

[Shaka Brah]

I can see the mail vote gate or something equivalent or equally as dumb with the Russia gate debacle

Or the Hanging Chads.

 

[Josterman]

Nah billy and mandy is too popular for him to give a half assed attempt or an overly political interpretation of it without people calling him on it.

It could happen

Or the Hanging Chads.

It’s hanging chad there is no such thing as Chads

 

[Vetti]

This is garbage.

Typical Quinton Bullshit. Rushed, under-researched, over-stretched, whiny. He should have made the entire video about Spongebob specials IMO. I was a Teenage Gary is such a bizarre, horrid thing to watch, such a key installment in the Spongebob body horror tradition, and he just scated past it to talk about some Twitter conspiracy theory.
Maybe instead of simpering and going 'uwu pwease get me to 400k' and jealousy wanking to Big Joel, he should actually think about why no one is watching his content.

That thumbnail is so bad. Why the purple? Why the glow around the Nick logo instead of a hard border? Why does the Nick logo have a border, the text have a border, but not SpongeBob? Why are the colors all so saturated? It looks awful.

 

[Computer Guardian]

That thumbnail is so bad. Why the purple? Why the glow around the Nick logo instead of a hard border? Why does the Nick logo have a border, the text have a border, but not SpongeBob? Why are the colors all so saturated? It looks awful.

The kicker is that Quinton could have replaced the purple with some form of Halloween themed background and swap the border/glow from the Nick Logo and put it onto SpongeBob and it would look pretty decent.

 

[admiral]

This topic would have really benefitted from being a Jenny Nicholson-esque 30-60 minute deep dive covering one or two episodes or shows in a slow, contemplative style. Quinton doesn't have the charisma to pull off the sort of video he's trying to emulate.

 

[The Grimace]

Where's the Gorefield video Quinton? You fat faggot.

 

[Otis Boi]

Where's the Gorefield video Quinton? You fat faggot.

He hasn't stuck to that schedule since the beginning. You should never trust any YouTuber or internet personality when they say they are doing a shcudle because half the time they miss all their goals because unlike a real job there is no threat if they miss hitting any schedule goals.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Where's the Gorefield video Quinton? You fat faggot.

He did promise to make it after reaching 666 patrons and he did. Then he fumbled himself in pure Quinton fashion and is still under the goal.


For what little of the script there is available it has nothing to do with Gorefield as much as Garfield and horror and Q has claimed that he doesnt care for Garfield remixing if it doesnt come from fans. Also, he hasnt touched in three months. Lol at the fact that it still ends in Happy Halloween.
Not to give myself credit for anything but I already posted why Q is pretty much scamming his patrons already and then this happened.

Quinton, for the love of God Im begging you. CHANGE YOUR GODDAMN PATREON TIER REWARDS OR IM REPORTING YOU TO PATREON FOR VIOLATING TERMS OF SERVICE.

Then he addressed upcoming plans for new Fallen Titans episodes in another post.

In case you are wondering, the Leafy script still exists and was expanded since that time we all collectivelly laughed at it.
Choosen quotes besides "Leafy is a class traitor":

On New Years day, 2016, I was horribly depressed. Since graduating High School, I had been moving from demeaning fast food job to demeaning fast food job, barely being able to notice the passage of months at a time, and just trying to do anything I could to still believe in any future beyond that. And so in January, I began filming comedy reviews and uploading them to YouTube, to hilarious and pathetic failure.

In fact, it goes a step beyond that really. LeafyIsHere represents everything wrong with celebrity culture, even in a form so minute and irrelevant that it feels like satire to even use the word “celebrity.” And through the course of this video I hope to break down how no aspect of this man’s career has been woeful, and how he has failed to gain my sympathy, even if he’s gained the sympathy of many other creators.

This is exactly how it went down at the time, Leafy did something beyond fucked up, H3H3 called him out on it, and then suddenly every creator on Earth wanted to talk about that instead. Leafy had manipulated the drama community to pardon him merely by lack of attention span, and had baited them into instead covering something which, by all accounts, shouldn’t have been a big deal at all.

But there’s an even bigger discussion to be had here. The community, as a whole, had an option here. They could talk about one of their creators doing something horrifically cruel and almost ruining someone’s life, or they could talk about someone being mean to the first creator. The reason they chose the second was obvious: because H3H3 hadn’t just attacked LeafyIsHere, he had, on accident or on purpose, asked the everyone in that sect of YouTube to use this as a chance to have introspection about their content and the effect it has on other people’s lives. And that was a dangerous thought.

If Keemstar was forced to accept that the way he covered the content of much smaller creators had an effect on their mental health, then he’d basically have to put up his cape, because his entire career at this point just consisted of him saying things like “[Can’t wait to report on your death!]”

So the new, accepted narrative, became “H3H3 is worse than LeafyisHere, because H3H3 is... ‘a bad friend’.” ugh.

I’m sorry, but anytime someone asks me to care about if another person is good or bad, and the final reason they give is “He’s a bad friend,” or “he’s a snake who stopped being friends with me,” it’s like... Why the fuck would I care man.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had negative personal experiences with creators, and it can make me upset enough that I don’t talk to them, but I don’t traditionally ask that you guys pick who you watch based on those experiences. And it’s a huge red flag when topics like these are used as a topical subversion.

Because in almost every case, it seems there is more value put on cordiality, than morality.

And that’s a problem, really across all of YouTube. This is why people like Shane Dawson or Onision have been able to survive. No matter how they acted, being mean to them was seen as much more disruptive than how they both actually acted, at least to their fellow YouTuber peers. Hey, they might have done that horrible thing, but it’s no reason to be mean to them.

But what ended up happening instead is that he became really rich. And it’s not like he was turning around and reinvesting money into production, because that’s clearly not the case. He just made these low-effort cardboard cutout windows movie maker videos on these less powerful people, and then he stuffed all the money in his bank account.

The story of LeafyisHere is like if a get-rich-quick scheme from Ed, Edd n Eddy actually worked.

And furthermore he’s shown no obvious signs of emotional growth, he’s older than me but based on how he acts you’d presume he’s still 19. He’s a person who was a horrible human being, was rewarded instead of punished for being a horrible human being, and never learned a single damned thing.

In short, LeafyisHere isn’t just an obnoxious, hypocritical bully, that alone wouldn’t make him worth talking about. LeafyisHere, is a class traitor.

I also decided to check the Fake Presidents script and is guaranteed to be enjoyed by everyone, is just truly a masterpiece of everything ever.
> He starts the video encouraging people to vote and then sneaks a Epstein joke, which to his credits is not awful.
> He keeps tempting his audience with the ICarly video for 400k.
> He acknowledges that people hate political content but sneaks two jokes about how COVID has been handled by Trump.
> He does his typical thing of baiting you hard with what the video is actually about. The script is mainly about fake presidents in fiction but Q only delves in detail into Betty Boop (which he calls a socialist for the short against Mr. Nobody) and President Martinez of Cory In The House (which Q uses to sneak a tangent about how elections might work in the Disney Channel TV series universe?). His head canon being that Martinez is Kerry, defeated Dubya and only served one term because Obama is canon in the Disney Channel flowverse.
> Is honestly dissapointing how this premise could be a Brendaniel tier video and instead Q brushes the parts that could be funny to center on exposition about stuff too obscure even for his fanbase. A video on weird depictions of presidents could work better since he baited people with Clone Highs JFK.
> He ends the video with this:

Yooo welcome to the Patreon crawl.

So if I’m lucky, I’m thinking that I’ll be able to get this out by November 3, and I’m getting prepared for all that. Got this Garfield coffee mug, it says “Vote Garfield,” and on the back is says Vote Democrat, which fun fact they actually made a version of the mug for both parties, and for some reason the Democrat mug is way easier to find,

We’re all gonna die, you guys know that right?

I’m so stressed about all this, and the more that I’ve thought about it the more that I’ve realized you all feel the same probably, there’s no need to make you feel worse. But you know, it’s been so many years since we all had a good year. It feels like it just gets worse every year, and I wonder, when will we get to the year where we all go, “Ah, this year was great!” and I fear that isn’t coming. I think I’ve lost faith in there being good in the world for us to discover.

Anyways, remember to hit Subscribe if you wanna see that iCarly video. Check out one of these epic meme videos on your screen now. With that, I’ve been Quinton Reviews, vote for Bideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Wonder if Pokemon Going to the polls is the excercise Qoomrade needs in his life.

 

[admiral]

Is honestly dissapointing how this premise could be a Brendaniel tier video and instead Q brushes the parts that could be funny to center on exposition about stuff too obscure even for his fanbase.

This is exactly why Quinton is so frustrating. His ideas aren't bad, they're just badly executed. He could really do with a second pair of eyes- a producer or someone similar- to help him focus and edit his thought processes.

 

[Shaka Brah]

This is exactly why Quinton is so frustrating. His ideas aren't bad, they're just badly executed. He could really do with a second pair of eyes- a producer or someone similar- to help him focus and edit his thought processes.

Or he could fade into irrelevance and someone with a good work ethic and a sense of humor could collect that paycheck instead. At the end of the day Quinton is squatting in a niche that he's had plenty of chances to fill with good content. That he doesn't means someone else is shut out of that market.

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

This is garbage.

Typical Quinton Bullshit. Rushed, under-researched, over-stretched, whiny. He should have made the entire video about Spongebob specials IMO. I was a Teenage Gary is such a bizarre, horrid thing to watch, such a key installment in the Spongebob body horror tradition, and he just scated past it to talk about some Twitter conspiracy theory.
Maybe instead of simpering and going 'uwu pwease get me to 400k' and jealousy wanking to Big Joel, he should actually think about why no one is watching his content.

Was there any reason this mongoloid decided to talk about Christmas Specials for almost like 2 minutes instead of talking about the Halloween special in the Halloween special video? Because that's what I absolutely love in my Halloween focused video, talking about Christmas.

 

[DuckSucker]

> He ends the video with this:
Yooo welcome to the Patreon crawl.

So if I’m lucky, I’m thinking that I’ll be able to get this out by November 3, and I’m getting prepared for all that. Got this Garfield coffee mug, it says “Vote Garfield,” and on the back is says Vote Democrat, which fun fact they actually made a version of the mug for both parties, and for some reason the Democrat mug is way easier to find,

We’re all gonna die, you guys know that right?

I’m so stressed about all this, and the more that I’ve thought about it the more that I’ve realized you all feel the same probably, there’s no need to make you feel worse. But you know, it’s been so many years since we all had a good year. It feels like it just gets worse every year, and I wonder, when will we get to the year where we all go, “Ah, this year was great!” and I fear that isn’t coming. I think I’ve lost faith in there being good in the world for us to discover.

Anyways, remember to hit Subscribe if you wanna see that iCarly video. Check out one of these epic meme videos on your screen now. With that, I’ve been Quinton Reviews, vote for Bideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

lol Quinton comes off like a fucking cult tier psychopath (he's not hiding it):
"*consoom consoom, garfield, my political party, right side of history, garfield consoom*"
"doom gloom, misery, doom, doom. Garfield if this goes down the way I think it will I want you to know you were the only one I ever loved. I think Im gonna have to do something I cant take back anymore Garfield. This is the end of the road. doom doom, misery. Ive never been so determined. This is it, hold my hand Garfield, hold me. *cocks gun*"

"ANYWAY remember to hit that like button, LEAVE a comment in the box, ring that bell, and SUBSCRIIIIIIIIBE!!!"

 

[Who Vile]

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Quinton complains that a vapid content creator is spoonfeeding his simplified worldview to an audeince who do not follow him for and have no interest in their politial leanings. There is nothing ironic or hypocritical about this.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

All right, consider this a miscellaneous update of sorts. One of minor, stupid shit I have noticed upon closer investigation.

1. Earlier this week while watching YouTube it came to my attention that there is a website called transparency.tube, with the main goal of is to be a "source" for journalists to research youtubers based on their overal political allignment. The biggest channels featured are all very explicit on their politics and the overwhelming majority of channels are either grifters or just culture channels, which completely goes againt the "transparency" part since it avoided accounting channels that could sue for defamation. It gets worse. They use a bot that doesn't judge people based on themselves or even their channels but rather their fans, which are judged based on what they are subbed to. It came to my attention on the first place because they have been falsely labelling libertarian content as right wing.

So, what does this have to do with Quinton?

And before you say that it is because he doesn't do "outright" political content, all of Q's blue socialist youtube friends are here, none of them bigger than him.


Remember, this site is supposed to account for "the biggest channels discussing politics and culture" and it accounts not only for these intellectual heavyweights but for people as Clownfish TV, dannphan and ItsAGundam as right and anti woke.

2. Other silly thing I noticed is that Q doesn't have channel memberships. For those out of the loop, channel memberships are a relativily new thing on YouTube that works like Twitch subscriptions and grants similar perks. These are the requirements to have them:

Now granted, fitting the requirements doesn't grant you having them but as you see Q has one less option to milk his literal cult of a following. I have a couple of theories as to why Q has not at least had the option as of now.

A) YouTube is not as willing to hand this privilege to political channels. This is the more likely since this also affects right wing and libertarian channels. Sillicon Valley has been punishing itself since 2016 and they have lost just as much creed for their treatment of caviar socialists so likely this new general election will be centered on trying to only elevate the derranged degenerates that keep thier big brains out of politics.
B) Quinton's past use of copyrighted material (Brodyquest and the Jim Davis's yearbook) and the community strikes he received for nudity are at fault for his channel being on some sort of blacklist. This is way more common than you may think and might explain his utter incapacity to make views of even the most obvious trend chasing. Also taking in account that his sexdoll video might be at fault and the sexdoll itself might be perceived by the YouTube bot as a corpse. Also, all of his Garfield content even though not officially, might be considered children's content or children safe content.
C) Memberships don't count the actual sub count as much as sub interaction, which might explain why way smaller channels are getting memberships. Breadtube as a whole has a way smaller following that most are led to believe which is entirely composed of crossover following. Chances are that Q's actual fanbase can be measured better by making an average of his views and engagment which since the History Channel videos has not consistenly surpassed the 200k threshold.
A healthy channel should be able to at least make double its subcount on a good video, with a triple meaning everything is ok. When you make a third of them you should get worried and if you are on a streak of futility that means you should reevaluate what you are doing wrong. Of course this average doesn't account if you make multiple uploads on quick succession but that clearly is not Q's case. If you get to see three videos of Quinton Reviews in the same month that means is December and he wants to buy something on Ebay.
Qoomrade Qlinton has handicapped his channel's growth because stricly political channels are only really successful only every two years and Q doesn't really commit to being one either. A detail that didn't receive a lot of attention a while ago was the time that Q came to the conclussion that the reason most leftubers don't fraternize with him is because he is part of the "dirtbag left", which is a term used mainly for CTH and its sphere or edgelords that don't really try wholesome 100 chungus deradicalization as much as they mock the ever loving shit out of righties, which is a bit of a strecth to what Q is. He is just perceived as a grifter, pure and simple, and a very unsuccessful at that.

3. Qoomer has yet to change his Patreon rewards. It is outrageous he asks for five dollars to appear on credits which means that at best a third of the patrons get anything in return. Reminder that for $75USD he gives you a fucking mug and by his own admission you have to shill $2USD at least every month to be on a dead server that was free back in April.

4. Reminder that Qumkey Rones promised to review furry movies for his 400k sub special earlier this year and he changed to an ICarly review because it would be more trendy. Also, he got the idea to review furry movies on the first place from, arguably, his biggest and most sincere fan. He has not touched the script in months but he remembered to include an Elon Musk joke just cause.

5. Visitor Q was on a 2k subs Whotuber's podcast last week that is one hour long and I didn't bother to watch because I had better shit to do and one of the three comments points out how awkward and silent Q is throughout the episode. Q is lazy but if you ever wondered why he didn't just start to make a podcast like Mauler and Rags is because of shit like this. As shit and jumpy as his editing is it does mask how hard it is for him to form sentences when he isn't working off a script or talking direclty to another human being even when said human being is being friendly to him.

6. This is more of a theory but it occured to me that Qhaggy has become an alcoholic and a pothead ever since 2018, the reason being that Q has been pretty open about how often he consumes alcohol while purchasing random shit on Ebay by usually stating that "he was drunk last night" almost as much as he mentions having mild panic attacks when confronting negative opinions. The resemblance to Kino Boberto might be even bigger than we though.
As for the weed thing is a bit more in the realm of being a theory, since even though Q has mentioned consooming the devil's grass he is nowhere near as open about it. Last time he mentioned it was about how his local ballot was in the same place his dealer worked and how he bonded with his wranglers over smoking it to ask if they were his friends. Weed can help with getting some crazy ideas but it also can make you lazy, especially if you are already pretty lazy and depressed, both claims that hold water with one reviewer boy. Not to mention that wheter breatubers want to recognize it or not, they glamorize alcoholism and substance addiction as forms of coping. Cannabis is not legal in any form on Kentucky but considering how hippie his parents are and that other opioids are available it might be the case, especially since Q being addicted to something is an open secret. This may also harbor on his weight problems, almost like he started to take the red pill again. This could also explain his moodswings that go from paranoia to outright clarity and moodiness.

7. Deviant Crow, a quintonetter that interviewed Q a while ago, has been getting exposed as borderline hebophile on Antoons's thread that looks worse than Q.

 

[gasolineman]

I've never clicked on a video more quickly, and having watched it, I'm tempted to write an encyclopedia of all the things wrong with this disaster. Instead, I will simply say that this might be the worst youtube video ever released.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I've never clicked on a video more quickly, and having watched it, I'm tempted to write an encyclopedia of all the things wrong with this disaster. Instead, I will simply say that this might be the worst youtube video ever released.

Trying to watch it right and jesus christ his thinly veiled panic does not mesh well with his thinly veiled contempt. Just an insufferable video to watch.

 

[admiral]

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Quinton complains that a vapid content creator is spoonfeeding his simplified worldview to an audeince who do not follow him for and have no interest in their politial leanings. There is nothing ironic or hypocritical about this.

Toby Turner is a trump supporter? That's funnier than anything Quinton has ever done.

Quinton is pumping out videos like crazy, and surprise surprise they suck. I've seen some creators do something similar- spend months working on several videos and then release them to a schedule without the stress of a deadline, but with Quinton I'm just getting a rushed, manic vibe kinda like a kid handing in all his assignments in the final week of the semester because he just wants to pass.

 

[Retarded INTP]

For the last 6 months, I've become strangely obsessed with the electoral campaign

No shit you did, Quinton ? Fuck. I'm only at the intro and I'm already amused and bored. How the fuck. He also took this opportunity to talk about the peanut thing again.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Toby Turner is a trump supporter? That's funnier than anything Quinton has ever done.

I'm not surprised, his whole youtube channel got fucked by an sexual accusation so of course he'd be right leaning.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I've never clicked on a video more quickly, and having watched it, I'm tempted to write an encyclopedia of all the things wrong with this disaster. Instead, I will simply say that this might be the worst youtube video ever released.

You have to archive this one, because no one ever disrespects Clone High‘s own Kennedy.