Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Mr. Manchester]

From what I gather, she voted for Trump and he feels emotionally betrayed.

Lol, what a fag

 

[Tour of Italy]

Unironically gulag the class traitor cry babies voting against Joe. That's one way to get lazy neet incels to work.
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This is pretty funny but I can tell your heart isn’t into it.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Purely academic question. I keep hearing that the polls have corrected for "Shy Trump Voters" but I can't find any details on how. Are they adding points? Are they getting some sample they know aren't shy somehow? Google is giving me monstrously shit results.

Whaaaaaaaat??? You want to know what data the experts used to form their opinions? What are you? A science denier?????? Just trust the experts my dude - they do all that difficult thinking so you don't have to! I fucking love science!!1!

 

[tired and hopeless]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

Not sure if these were already posted, but you can use ones like "I'm better than you", "garbage" as an insult, or just about anything from :

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Disappointed the vid playing isn't final hours from majoras mask 0/10 Null

 

[Sped Xing]

Cunt is one of those big "no-no" words that would get you an insta suspension on twitter.
Along with faggot, nigger and to a lesser degree, tranny. The guy just doesnt wanna lose his blue checkmark.

What makes it so fucking annoying is he IS saying "cunt." He's just doing it in a cutesy code.

It's one thing to say "that guy said the nword," but if you say "that guy is an nword," you very much just called him a nigger.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask has an evil moon that will crash into the earth and kill everything after 3 days. It gets lower, more ominous and angry the less time there is left.

How can people not know this? It seems like a big meme.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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if we lose this election we could lose everything

Lmao, like what? Is Biden holding her and her family hostage?

 

[Aidan]

I wish all the faggots would put together a list of rights they've lost and expect to lose under the Trump regime.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Lmao, like what? Is Biden holding her and her family hostage?

My favorite part is when she acts like she can't be a lesbian if Trump wins the election again because he's suddenly going to hate fags this second term.

 

[Pentex]

Probably late. Probably gay. Don't give a fuck because it's funny.
This is who is going to return you to 'normalcy.' A man who is visibly in the grip of some kind of neurodegenerative disease.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

A follow up to my Miami-Dade post: (I can't find my last one to edit it because this site is lagging like a fat motherfucker)

All the data shows that the numbers skew GOP. The expectation of a huge Democrat gain from the county has been reduced to about D +15K~. Not enough to offset the massive GOP spikes from Early Voting and Election Day Voting.

In other news, Clark County, NV is showing an early GOP lead and Maricopa County, AZ has the GOP up 48% to 19% as of 2pm.

These numbers are all Advantage Trump numbers. Cautious optimism allowed.

 

[LurkTrawl]

link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4UWuRyCZks&feature=emb_title
og song by https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn-zKHrql7eCQHNGyp7w-JQ
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Comparing voting to masturbation is always a good joke. Nice to have good music with a joke, too.

 

[Wingnut]

The moon has had his innocence taken from him:

Spoiler: M O O N

 

[Coffee Druid]

Lmao, like what? Is Biden holding her and her family hostage?

Like I said earlier. TDS people seem believe that if Trump wins women will become second class citizens, lgbt people will be rounded up, POC will be slaves again, etc. I'm using hyperbole but I am seeing legit posts about people thinking this will happen.

If Trump wanted to do all that, wouldn't he have done so in the past four years...? And from what I'm seeing, the left actually wants more authoritarianism imo.

I wish all the faggots would put together a list of rights they've lost and expect to lose under the Trump regime.

Oh, they have. They don't really bother to fact check it though.

 

[draggs]

Since HHH said he won't be posting today, if you're filling the void with the Hulk shitpost generator, and you want a phrase/insult added to generator, let me know and I can throw it in. Currently the phrase lists it randomly populates the messages from are:

const excusesList = [
        "you're all hypocrites!",
        "if Trump did this you'd love it!",
        "I only respond because you keep tagging me!",
        "I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!",
        "neg rating me proves I'm right!",
    ];

    let moralSuperiorityList = [
        "I work at a hopsital",
        "I'm tall and you're all short",
        "you all hate women and I love my mom and sisters",
        "you could never criticize your own side, unlike me",
        "you don't even address my giant list of points, you just neg rate me",
        "I'm not a racist like all of you",
    ];

    let insultList = [
        "manlet",
        "incel",
        "virgin",
        "loser",
        "basement dweller",
    ];

Dont forget

"Daddy"
"Cult leader"
"I believe in science"
"I'm gonna need a citation"

 

[Plague Dog]

Purely academic question. I keep hearing that the polls have corrected for "Shy Trump Voters" but I can't find any details on how. Are they adding points? Are they getting some sample they know aren't shy somehow? Google is giving me monstrously shit results.

I think they started including education in their polling. Before they essentially called up a bunch of white guys and they put councilmen/lawyers in the same bucket as Bubba. Now they're dividing it a bit more.

Biden on the other hand is just enough of a political yes man to keep electorals happy, whereas Trump has spent the last 4 years making people angry

But I can't think of anyone who likes Biden. Hillary had fans, Biden has people who hate trump.

 

[Sped Xing]

Comparing voting to masturbation is always a good joke. Nice to have good music with a joke, too.

Masturbation actually affects anything

 

[JongleJingle]

Another good catch. I wonder what kind of pie it is that Moon-Kun prefers?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

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... yes, life is much more enjoyable now. Thanks.

Unfortunately, there are people that clearly, clearly, shouldn’t be involved in the political process.

If you don’t research this stuff, your most patriotic act would be not to vote rather than vote on the basis of your whims or emotions.