Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Maskull]

@Night is having a complete meltdown in this thread. Go on, give me your trashcan bitch. Trump will still be your president in the morning.

I don't care who wins.

 

[Manah]

If Biden loses the popular vote and wins the electoral college the salt will be incomparable.

Can anyone explain to me why Nevada is gray?

Officials have said they don't expect to be done until Friday.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Carolinas are very black. I also said theyve been shipping in illegals. Thats what theyve been doing where I live. Then media fuckery. The list goes on.

That doesn't add up though. I would accept the Cooper winning if the state goes blue, or hell if even a larger portion of the ballot goes blue (even if it swings red nationally). I can't buy it when Trump, Tillis, and even fucking Robinson win. When republicans seem to be engaged across the board but lose the governor seat, that's really fucking suspicious. Or hell, when Dems seem to be disengaged everywhere except the governor seat, that's really fucking suspicious. To be fair, it's still a little too early to call for any of them I think, but if it pans out like I think it will, there needs to be something done.

 

[Reverend]

Goddamnitt they took down Alex Jones' stream. The one semi-informative and entertaining one that isn't seething TYT style.

 

[Giant Kozaky]

West2024

People always say everyone hates Americans. As an American who has spent a lot of time travelling abroad, I just can't agree with this assessment.

We throw significant amounts of money around like it's nothing; it changes lives. Those of us who are in shape and lift are typically imposingly and impressively big to you; you think we're all soldiers. Our knowledge of combat, guns, and the outdoors astounds you; you could only imagine being allowed to learn to do these things by doing. Our teeth our as nice as your celebrities'. We eat and drink impressively like ancient conquerors, the Vikings or Huns. Our will and expectation for things to "work" shocks you with the wonders of the functionality of American society. We suffer insane injuries and are rapidly made whole bionically by our advanced medical system. We have the capability to and are willing to spend millions of dollars to keep even the working class alive for just another month. We live in houses at least 2x the size of yours controlling for social class. We make our own food, mine our own minerals, and create our own energy. We accept the best of your strivers into our country to join us and succeed beyond their upclassed former countrymen. We protect you from rough men with ours.

They love us.

yeah, na cunt

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Anthony Cumia is on Crowder's stream, reminds me of this bit:

 

[Kheapathic]

Can anyone explain to me why Nevada is gray?

Nevada is like ~80% Las Vegas (Clark County). The other 18% is Reno and Carson City; the rest of the entire fucking state is that 2%.

They just haven't gotten around to counting all the house-keeper and North Las Vegas votes to call it blue yet.

 

[Anstiv]

The future American Anthem after president Kanye is inaugurated
"Woop-dee-scoop-dee-poop" -Kanye West

American Anthem 2.0

 

[WD-40]

https://twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1323835926431244293

 

[76LD910]

This is interesting.
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The demo that has the most to lose if they give an honest answer.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I've hit a tipping point. I'm not getting the peace and quiet I want from the US, but theres solace in the form of watching everyone have another fucking meltdown.

It doesnt matter where this train is going, KEEP SHOVELING COAL INTO THE ENGINE. IF SHE DERAILS MAKE IT GLORIOUS AND ENGULFED IN FLAMES.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I think they're going to try and do something at the White House, every video just makes it look worse.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Why have they closed in California but not Nevada?

I think Nevada has that wierd law that says they cant release their tally for an hour after polls close

 

[Bongocat]

If Biden loses the popular vote and wins the electoral college the salt will be incomparable.



Officials have said they don't expect to be done until Friday.

Their position on EC is remarkably fluid. I don't think they're going to have any trouble praising it and pretending they never said a bad word about it.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

New Mexico is officially called for Biden by Fox, but they aren't calling any swing states for Trump despite them clearly leaning that way.

 

[I can't imagine]

Can anyone explain to me why Nevada is gray?

The Trump campaign pushed to get certain polling places in Clark County to stay open late because of some delays in getting them open this morning, and anyone in line at the time the poll closes still is allowed to vote. So they're probably still wrapping up the actual voting in those precincts.

 

[Salubrious]

If Trump wins again I think we may see the left and the democrat party begin to eat each other alive (with the blame game).

Nah. They've already started blaming the Latinos.

 

[L. Duse]

People always say everyone hates Americans. As an American who has spent a lot of time travelling abroad, I just can't agree with this assessment.

We throw significant amounts of money around like it's nothing; it changes lives. Those of us who are in shape and lift are typically imposingly and impressively big to you; you think we're all soldiers. Our knowledge of combat, guns, and the outdoors astounds you; you could only imagine being allowed to learn to do these things by doing. Our teeth our as nice as your celebrities'. We eat and drink impressively like ancient conquerors, the Vikings or Huns. Our will and expectation for things to "work" shocks you with the wonders of the functionality of American society. We suffer insane injuries and are rapidly made whole bionically by our advanced medical system. We have the capability to and are willing to spend millions of dollars to keep even the working class alive for just another month. We live in houses at least 2x the size of yours controlling for social class. We make our own food, mine our own minerals, and create our own energy. We accept the best of your strivers into our country to join us and succeed beyond their upclassed former countrymen. We protect you from rough men with ours.

They love us.

I suppose China would love you if you manage to get Trump reelected but not for the reasons you think.

A lot of netizens are half convinced that Trump is a Chinese sleeper agent sent to destabilise the US. His policies towards China, far from doing it harm, silences any pro-US sentiment within the country, encourages self reliance and unites the country.

But hey, at least there is common ground no?

 

[MediocreMilt]

It's not just that Trump got us more conservative judges, he got us a cute judge too.

Ah, a fellow Gorsuch Groupie

Well met!

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

@Night is having a complete meltdown in this thread. Go on, give me your trashcan bitch. Trump will still be your president in the morning.

Well if you insist.