Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Captain Manning]

Well, we might have legal recreational pot in AZ pretty soon, but 15% reporting is pretty low.

 

[Just wandering]

 

[stuffandthings]

Iowa's neck and neck with 74% in.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

I wonder where she is now....
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40yo, 2 dogs, 1 abortion, ready to settle down

 

[DeadFish]

I hate to promote the ballot-stuffing shit, but I can't rationalize any other way that isn't completely retarded. I won't rule out NC being full-on retard, but it's a hard sell after checking the Tillis and Cunningham run.

Carolinas are very black. I also said theyve been shipping in illegals. Thats what theyve been doing where I live. Then media fuckery. The list goes on.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

https://twitter.com/DanODonnellShow/status/1323823483676184576

President Trump won Kenosha County by 200 votes in 2016. He's currently leading by 12,000 votes with 41 percent of precincts reporting. Kenosha was the site of Black Lives Matter riots in August.

Smooth work, BLM/antifa.

 

[mindlessobserver]

All 5 ballot measures in Virginia to remove confederate monuments have failed.

 

[Unpleasant]

Iowa's neck and neck with 74% in.

Unless they are waiting to report mail ins, later votes will almost always trend to Republicans due to being more likely to be from rural districts.

 

[Salubrious]

I think the only polls left open is Nevada at this point.

Might be time to go to bed. I don't think anything is going to be called in Trump's favor tonight. They are going to wait until the magical mail-in votes are in.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

So where are the explosions and murders?

I was promised riots and somebody's not delivering!

 

[Dagobert]

Looks like Measure 110 is going to pass here in Oregon, I WANT OFF GOVERNOR BROWN'S WILD RIDE!

 

[Titos]

There's a slight chance I get to live in a mormon theocracy I guess.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

If Biden manages to eke out a win I will laugh all the way home, this race is insane. Once in a lifetime shit, right here.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Hello if you've made it this far please enjoy this brief clip of cute kittens to put your mind at peace

 

[Pissmaster]

So where are the explosions and murders?

I was promised riots and somebody's not delivering!

Probably after the mail-in ballots get counted

 

[Freedom Fries]

People always say everyone hates Americans. As an American who has spent a lot of time travelling abroad, I just can't agree with this assessment.

We throw significant amounts of money around like it's nothing; it changes lives. Those of us who are in shape and lift are typically imposingly and impressively big to you; you think we're all soldiers. Our knowledge of combat, guns, and the outdoors astounds you; you could only imagine being allowed to learn to do these things by doing. Our teeth our as nice as your celebrities'. We eat and drink impressively like ancient conquerors, the Vikings or Huns. Our will and expectation for things to "work" shocks you with the wonders of the functionality of American society. We suffer insane injuries and are rapidly made whole bionically by our advanced medical system. We have the capability to and are willing to spend millions of dollars to keep even the working class alive for just another month. We live in houses at least 2x the size of yours controlling for social class. We make our own food, mine our own minerals, and create our own energy. We accept the best of your strivers into our country to join us and succeed beyond their upclassed former countrymen. We protect you from rough men with ours.

They love us.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Looks like Measure 110 is going to pass here in Oregon, I WANT OFF GOVERNOR BROWN'S WILD RIDE!

Governor Brown will ride you until damn well satisfied.

 

[CWCchange]

I blame John McCain and Jeff Flake, too.

 

[Racist Trash]

That coloration indicates something completely different to me.
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God this election is so flat compared to 2016, the fucking Jeb! jokes were the best of all.

 

[Ninjaweedsniper420]

Can anyone explain to me why Nevada is gray?