Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Dave.]

Get out while you can. I've already left for Idaho.

I thought about moving to Georgia.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Richmond Times Dispatch (which is owned by the Washington post) has abruptly ended their live stream. Donald Trump leads in Virginia by almost a quarter million votes, and the incumbent Democrat Senator, Mark Warner is losing to the Republican challenger by 3%. Critical races in the Richmond Area have also broken for the Republicans. The absentee ballots were supposed to be tabulated an hour ago, and they have not been. Latest announcement is all the mail in ballots will be counted over the coming week and the results applied on Friday.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Ohio is Trump's.

 

[SurfShackTito]

Seriously, is Michigan just not counting votes for the next 3 days? How the fuck are their results only coming in on Friday?


Trump won Ohio by a full 8 points and is at 98% compared to Arizona's 73. Notice how quick the media is in calling Arizona at least than 75% but stalls for 90+% for Florida's favor for Trump.

Florida is at 98% reporting and Trump's leading by 4%. Isn't it statistically impossible for Biden to win? Why the fuck aren't they calling Florida. It's not like people are still voting, what's their end game here?

 

[Salubrious]

There aren’t enough Atlanta mail in Voltes to overcome a Trump’s lead. It’s just requested absentee ballots. They know how many were requested and how many they received. No mystery. They had 70k uncounted when the pipe burst.

Oh yeah. No chance Biden wins. They just won't call it.

I don't think they will call anything else for Trump the rest of the night.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

 

[derpherp2]

but I thought the trump supporter proud boys were the ones who attacked the press
I can't believe reddit lied to me
I can't believe all gas no breaks lied to me

Actually apparently they were trying to do a gayop by pretending to be Proud Boys and doing the rioting.
I guess when you're a decentralized "idea" not everyone gets the memo.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Is no one going to talk about the escalating violence in DC?

Seems like only Bitchstopher is.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

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Not as much as they thought, huh?

 

[God of Nothing]

Me thinks this is actually more of a curbstomp election than it seems.

 

[crocodilian]

They cannot drag out this cooking counting for a full fucking work week.

The unrest just is NOT worth it.

They destroyed a booming economy over a viral scare solely to spite Donald Trump. If they know they can't win, they have nothing to lose by letting their pets riot in the streets.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

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Wonder how well this image will age after its all said and done

This was where it stood just 5 days ago. Just lol at anyone who believed him. And lots and lots of people did believe!

 

[Corn Flakes]

Florida is at 98% reporting and Trump's leading by 4%. Isn't it statistically impossible for Biden to win? Why the fuck aren't they calling Florida. It's not like people are still voting, what's their end game here?

They're trying really hard to make it look like Trump is going to lose on the recounts/mail-in ballots.

 

[Coffee Druid]

I'm way behind the posts here now because I was off doing math so I honestly apologize if this is a retarded repost of someone else's comment. BUT:

I did the math about five times over and here's where we're at: If Biden wins ALL states that have been called blue, ALL states that are leaning blue, and states like Alaska and Hawaii which haven't really even started coming in yet, he will have a grand total of 234 votes.

So, again, unless my math is shit (and it never WAS my best subject), the only way that Biden can now win is if he takes some states that are leaning red. For Trump to win, he has to do nothing. The red-leaning states merely have to continue being red.

That's literally the "path to victory" now, unless the New York Post is wrong.

I was doing the same math. Trump would have about 290-ish based on current maps? AK and HI and NV aren't in yet. But it's still early so I'm not taking any bets.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

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Keep posting this stuff. Also, I think they're just waiting for Trump to get elected again to strike.

 

[fat ugly sped]

People always say everyone hates Americans. As an American who has spent a lot of time travelling abroad, I just can't agree with this assessment.

We throw significant amounts of money around like it's nothing; it changes lives. Those of us who are in shape and lift are typically imposingly and impressively big to you; you think we're all soldiers. Our knowledge of combat, guns, and the outdoors astounds you; you could only imagine being allowed to learn to do these things by doing. Our teeth our as nice as your celebrities'. We eat and drink impressively like ancient conquerors, the Vikings or Huns. Our will and expectation for things to "work" shocks you with the wonders of the functionality of American society. We suffer insane injuries and are rapidly made whole bionically by our advanced medical system. We have the capability to and are willing to spend millions of dollars to keep even the working class alive for just another month. We live in houses at least 2x the size of yours controlling for social class. We make our own food, mine our own minerals, and create our own energy. We accept the best of your strivers into our country to join us and succeed beyond their upclassed former countrymen. We protect you from rough men with ours.

They love us.

nigga the fuck you doing time travelling

 

[Gaymead]

Don't forget to vote, kids (even though you can't vote, let alone use Twitter); granted, Nickelodeon did do election stuff back in the day (1, 2, 3) but that was more of an educational effort to inform kids about the than this cheap attempt to manipulate the children's parents adult-children on Twitter into voting for the media-friendly candidate "with their conscience."

I found some stuff more stuff related to the election, albeit furry stuff:

Spoiler: Some Furry Degeneracy In Here

https://archive.vn/RTBXs

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323668906507071488

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323685895095029760

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323680352083214336

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323689980485492736

https://twitter.com/MagnumDongus/status/1323373313943502848

https://twitter.com/PleasureForge/status/1323761754413948930

Also, never meet your heroes cause something, something, political retardation, ahoy....

 

[Kheapathic]

Weed is now legal in Arizona boys! They're gonna fuck up that state even more by giving it 24/7 skunk piss smell.

I don't give too much of a fuck about weed; but I have being able to walk/drive around and get bombarded by retards blazing. I don't give a fuck if the worse it smells the better it is; I don't put my face to people's asses when they fart. I don't want to smell your mouth shit.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Ah yes, the famous "Cuban aristocracy".

On the downlow anti-Cuban bigotry is a big thing among the left.

The left HATES Cubans and in Florida, they are referred to as "maggots" on the downlow by the Florida DNC Party elites. The Florida DNC would gladly treat them like the national DNC party treats Middle America (IE ignore them and tell them that they deserve whatever bad shit happens to them). But they are a MASSIVE voting block that you are required to win over if you want to win an election in Florida and they are super conservatives and have VERY long memories, whenever it comes to when either the GOP/Democrats fuck the voting block over in any shape or form.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Richmond Times Dispatch (which is owned by the Washington post) has abruptly ended their live stream. Donald Trump leads in Virginia by almost a quarter million votes, and the incumbent Democrat Senator, Mark Warner is losing to the Republican challenger by 3%. Critical races in the Richmond Area have also broken for the Republicans. The absentee ballots were supposed to be tabulated an hour ago, and they have not been. Latest announcement is all the mail in ballots will be counted over the coming week and the results applied on Friday.

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NYT map shows Biden leading.