Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

knitting_workout said:
Would be interesting to see him catfished to another city, and see him repeat the same exavt mistakes he made in Spokane. Sounds like it could happen

Lucas we know you read here. You are in a coma, please wake up
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I really think he doesn't check here at all anymore, back this summer every single time I would mention Kiwi he would immediately beg me NOT to send him screenshots and asks to not tell him what they're saying.
 
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Goldaor said:
I asked him in a non streamed call about the 2017 hospitalization and he told me it was because of the car background noises making fun of him so he lost it. The staff at his apartment or something came and he asked them to be taken away, something like that.
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The cars conspired against him to hide the truth about telomeres and tell him he is too poor to afford to buy them

and he lied because he admitted he was forcibly committed during that incident. He didn't ask them for it according to things he has said previously. As usual he is trying to hide anything that makes him look bad

Goldaor said:
I really think he doesn't check here at all anymore, back this summer every single time I would mention Kiwi he would immediately beg me NOT to send him screenshots and asks to not tell him what they're saying.
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Hes lying again then. There have been too many incidents of him altering his behavior shortly after particular things have been said here about him for him not to be keeping fairly up to date on this thread
 
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Goldaor said:
I asked him in a non streamed call about the 2017 hospitalization and he told me it was because of the car background noises making fun of him so he lost it. The staff at his apartment or something came and he asked them to be taken away, something like that.
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This is interesting, and a rare instance where something out of Lucas's mouth seems remotely credible. Was he speaking of the first, or second hospitalization? If it was the second, he's full of shit.

I never believed that Lucas was hospitalized because he was a danger to others, or suicidal, but the "gravely disabled" standard is so high it didn't seem like a good fit either. But it fits, doesn't it? Lucas can't care for himself. It isn't a merely matter of being unable to provide for his basic needs, though he can't. The bare minimum of shit you have to do to keep on living is a struggle for Lucas. This is more than mere laziness (though he's lazy), or the results of being spoiled and unprepared for independence.

I have a tendency to underestimate Lucas's mental health disorders, I suppose. Let this be a reminder to all Wernologists: Lucas Colby Werner experiences auditory and visual hallucinations. And Lucas cannot care for himself as an adult.

I'm curious how much of his 2017 hospital stay was voluntary. WA law requires contested hearings for long term involuntary commitment, but maybe it wan't involuntary after the first few days. Something like: "Well, this place is kind of lame, but I've got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do, and these people will takes my woes seriously and do things for me that I'd otherwise have to do for myself."
 
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wenttobermuda said:
This is interesting, and a rare instance where something out of Lucas's mouth seems remotely credible. Was he speaking of the first, or second hospitalization? If it was the second, he's full of shit.

I never believed that Lucas was hospitalized because he was a danger to others, or suicidal, but the "gravely disabled" standard is so high it didn't seem like a good fit either. But it fits, doesn't it? Lucas can't care for himself. It isn't a merely matter of being unable to provide for his basic needs, though he can't. The bare minimum of shit you have to do to keep on living is a struggle for Lucas. This is more than mere laziness (though he's lazy), or the results of being spoiled and unprepared for independence.

I have a tendency to underestimate Lucas's mental health disorders, I suppose. Let this be a reminder to all Wernologists: Lucas Colby Werner experiences auditory and visual hallucinations. And Lucas cannot care for himself as an adult.

I'm curious how much of his 2017 hospital stay was voluntary. WA law requires contested hearings for long term involuntary commitment, but maybe it wan't involuntary after the first few days. Something like: "Well, this place is kind of lame, but I've got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do, and these people will takes my woes seriously and do things for me that I'd otherwise have to do for myself."
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As stated previously, he has already said, several times that his 'yelling at cars' commitment was not voluntary and was quite angry about it in the videos and posts he discusses it. As usual, he lied to goldaor to make himself look better, as it looks bad to have been forcibly committed. Its also a logical contradiction to be insane enough to be hearing cars talking to him to the point that he yells like a loon at them, and be insane enough to be unable to care for himself on the level it would take to get committed, but also be sane and lucid enough to voluntarily request commitment. and even if such a thing were to somehow happen it doesn't explain his considerably extended stay. In short, nobody who is legitimately that crazy realizes that they are that crazy, which is the main reason they are that fucked up in the first place

He isn't smart enough to fake that kind of crazy consistently enough to fool professional psych ward workers and too narcissistic to want to as he can't stand anything that reflects badly on him

In other words he was 100% bullshitting. He was screaming at cars, unbathed and wallowing in his own filth and that led to the staff calling the cops which led to a commitment, which led to an extended commitment
 
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wenttobermuda said:
This is interesting, and a rare instance where something out of Lucas's mouth seems remotely credible. Was he speaking of the first, or second hospitalization? If it was the second, he's full of shit.

I never believed that Lucas was hospitalized because he was a danger to others, or suicidal, but the "gravely disabled" standard is so high it didn't seem like a good fit either. But it fits, doesn't it? Lucas can't care for himself. It isn't a merely matter of being unable to provide for his basic needs, though he can't. The bare minimum of shit you have to do to keep on living is a struggle for Lucas. This is more than mere laziness (though he's lazy), or the results of being spoiled and unprepared for independence.

I have a tendency to underestimate Lucas's mental health disorders, I suppose. Let this be a reminder to all Wernologists: Lucas Colby Werner experiences auditory and visual hallucinations. And Lucas cannot care for himself as an adult.

I'm curious how much of his 2017 hospital stay was voluntary. WA law requires contested hearings for long term involuntary commitment, but maybe it wan't involuntary after the first few days. Something like: "Well, this place is kind of lame, but I've got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do, and these people will takes my woes seriously and do things for me that I'd otherwise have to do for myself."
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Maybe there is a part of Lucas that recognizes his situation has deteriorated beyond his control and is realizing being institutionalized and medicated is a better option than dying on the streets in pursuit of an unrealizable dream of landing a zoomer bae?

Is it possible this is a last ditch effort by Lucas to get some form of security for himself?

I don’t think Lucas would kill himself and his checking in was a ploy to get a place to stay. But maybe he is at his wits end and has bargained with himself that trading his freedom of being a homeless unmedicated schizo for being a medicated, but secure, inpatient was the way to go?
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Maybe there is a part of Lucas that recognizes his situation has deteriorated beyond his control and is realizing being institutionalized and medicated is a better option than dying on the streets in pursuit of an unrealizable dream of landing a zoomer bae?

Is it possible this is a last ditch effort by Lucas to get some form of security for himself?

I don’t think Lucas would kill himself and his checking in was a ploy to get a place to stay. But maybe he is at his wits end and has bargained with himself that trading his freedom of being a homeless unmedicated schizo for being a medicated, but secure, inpatient was the way to go?
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I don't believe Lucas has a wit's end, or a rock bottom, but it's plain he's in distress. It's very watchable.

My sense is that Lucas wants to be taken care of, and wants someone to listen to him talk about his problems without laughing at him or lecturing him. The hospital will feed him, keep him warm, give him a place to stay, and most importantly listen to his complaints with a straight face.
 
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WonderWino said:
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The cars conspired against him to hide the truth about telomeres and tell him he is too poor to afford to buy them

and he lied because he admitted he was forcibly committed during that incident. He didn't ask them for it according to things he has said previously. As usual he is trying to hide anything that makes him look bad



Hes lying again then. There have been too many incidents of him altering his behavior shortly after particular things have been said here about him for him not to be keeping fairly up to date on this thread
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Correct. I recall Goaldar just briefly mentioning things on the podcast such as what I said about the guy Jimmy and the purge mask and lucas instantly knew what this was about as if he was reading this board religiously.

Also, I could be wrong, didnt we have a source--or Lucas himself told us--that one of the reasons he got shipped.off to the Puzzle Factory because he got a hold of some.cheap beer and threataned the other Phoenix House guests when they disagreed with his telemere bullshit?
 
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wenttobermuda said:
I don't believe Lucas has a wit's end, or a rock bottom, but it's plain he's in distress. It's very watchable.

My sense is that Lucas wants to be taken care of, and wants someone to listen to him talk about his problems without laughing at him or lecturing him. The hospital will feed him, keep him warm, give him a place to stay, and most importantly listen to his complaints with a straight face.
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Aren't most psych wards/hospitals full of no-nonsense doctors whose primary motivation is to cut through the bullshit so they can make a proper evaluation of the patient? Whether they need to be give a prescription & released, they need more long term care, etc?

They deal with dozens of crazies a day, I doubt they will have the time to sit down listen to Lucas' dissertation on why he's suicidal because he can't get 18-24 year old pussy. If anything, that would be a red flag, I would think. When you're sole reason for living is to fuck (fuck literally anyone who meets your fucked you criteria), that's a problem.

They may keep a straight face, but what they write on their notepad is a whole other story.

"WTF are telemeres?" "Seems obsessed with his own sperm", "Fixation on Gen Z & reproducing with same", "Thinks other men are 'hoarding' the women, 'not sharing' with him", "18-24 year old females", "Thinks he is going to pioneering the science of age gap breeding".

But hey, what do I know? I'm just some shmuck on the internet.
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
"WTF are telemeres?" "Seems obsessed with his own sperm", "Fixation on Gen Z & reproducing with same", "Thinks other men are 'hoarding' the women, 'not sharing' with him", "18-24 year old females", "Thinks he is going to pioneering the science of age gap breeding".
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That reminds me of the phrase 'an epherbophile is just a pedophile with a thesaurus'

....or in this case 'an age gap breeding scientist is just a pedophile with a PhD'
 
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Over the years the field of Wernology has exploded thanks to our consistently fucked up subject. One of the more disturbing parts of Wern history (Wernstory) revolves around sexual comments, and possibly advances he made towards his young niece. There was also rumor that, after a fight with his brother, he threatened to rape his wife and daughter.

Could this possibly have been reason for his 2017 stint in the hospital? Could he have been deemed a legit threat to his young relatives?
 
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LeeLoo said:
Over the years the field of Wernology has exploded thanks to our consistently fucked up subject. One of the more disturbing parts of Wern history (Wernstory) revolves around sexual comments, and possibly advances he made towards his young niece. There was also rumor that, after a fight with his brother, he threatened to rape his wife and daughter.

Could this possibly have been reason for his 2017 stint in the hospital? Could he have been deemed a legit threat to his young relatives?
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It would explain alot about why his mother got involved. Though wasn't there someone claiming they contacted her regarding the incident where he solicited kiddie porn from that girl in VA around that time and said something to the effect that 'if you don't do something about lucas i'll call the cops and get them involved' and believed that was what prompted her to get involved?
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
Damn, tough love for the Wern. Maybe he can learn and grow as a person?

j/k - he can't learn shit, but will grow outwards fosure....
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It’s sort of sweet that people on IG still hold onto the false belief that Fatty can learn and even grow from past experiences. If they only knew his raging narcissism won’t ever allow that to happen. Plus all the “good” he does is simply virtue signaling, and this stint in the hospital is noting more then yet another suicide sympathy ploy, and a way to get out of the cold.

Anywho...where exactly will Pucas go after he’s released? I can’t imagine HOC can let him back. Two instances of rage against young women only weeks apart? He has to be banned.
 
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