Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Goldaor]

1000 pages! Thanks guys for talking about my favorite reality show everyday. Who needs Netflix when you have Lucas.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Happy 1,000 pages of Lucas madness!

It’s been a pleasure to discuss this unique specimen with you all. Wernology is a tough, but satisfying study.

Here’s to Lucas for being a never ending fount of lolcow content.

Looking forward to a 1,000 more!

 

[Da Dude123]

1000 pages of lunacy, autism, and Islamic content. Here's to many more when Lucas leaves the crazy house. You know what aggravates me about Lucas and his running to the hospital? If some productive citizen with insurance went nuts and needed a stay in the mental hospital, they would have a huge bill.

Since Lucas is a burden on society and gets everything for free cause he is slow, he pays nothing and will get to gorge himself at Gander and Rye Grass once he finally is released. That is America for you!

 

[Wernology]

Hell yeah, I can finally update virtualwern.com to say there's a 1000 page thread about this massive nutjob that spans several years of his antics!

For those new to the world of The Wern, I dredged up a lot of his old, deleted pages from the Wayback Machine and slapped 'em onto a cheap domain for everyone to read.

 

[teleméres69]

Wow Lucas, already at 1000 pages of your unbridled schizophrenia and autism. And just in time for election day. Congratulations creep

 

[wenttobermuda]

1K is quite the achievement.

Perfect that he hit this milestone in a psych hospital.

 

[WonderWino]

We finally hit 1000 pages. Its the dawn of the lucas millennium....eerily coinciding with a month includes a close asteroid flyby, a trip to the psych ward and a democrat victory. The telomere attrited end time must be upon us

Its worth noting that about 500 of those pages are just since december 2019

 

[ThomasAudley]

Its worth noting that about 500 of those pages are just since december 2019

I expect Lucas to be a household name after President Harris sees his valuable contributions to BLM through being in the vicinity of tear gas and getting banned from the park by appointing him as chief scientist of the Department of Age Gap Breeding, ACAB, and Atheism.

 

[The I Scream Man]

1k all day, good job Lucas you grimy fuck

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Strangest thing, we reached 1k and God yeeted me a bae. Through him all things are possible.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

1000 pages of lunacy, autism, and Islamic content. Here's to many more when Lucas leaves the crazy house. You know what aggravates me about Lucas and his running to the hospital? If some productive citizen with insurance went nuts and needed a stay in the mental hospital, they would have a huge bill.

Since Lucas is a burden on society and gets everything for free cause he is slow, he pays nothing and will get to gorge himself at Gander and Rye Grass once he finally is released. That is America for you!

Lucas will get reduced SSI for the time he is institutionalized. I don't know how much in WA, but other states it's the very basic needs like $30/month. He should get his regular EBT, though.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Happy 1000 Pages guys!
I’ve been here since about page 300, so a special tribute to the OGs who are still in the thread and still providing us with Lucas content and insight into his shenanigans.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Strangest thing, we reached 1k and God yeeted me a bae. Through him all things are possible.

I just got yeeted to a flatbill! He already has nine girlfriends, but I’m fine with that because he has a car! Also he’s going to buy me dinner!

Thanks, Lucas!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Well done gents. 1k Lucas. Here's hoping he gives another thousand pages of laughs.

 

[Stoat]

Happy 1K from a long time lurker! Special shout-out to my fellow lady Wernologists who come by for their daily dose of disgust!

 

[Particle Bored]

ONE PAGE FOR EVERY OUNCE OF TELOMERES COURSING THROUGH HIS TESTICLES!

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

A Thousand- Year Page Wern Reich!!

 

[cuddle striker]

Lucas will get reduced SSI for the time he is institutionalized. I don't know how much in WA, but other states it's the very basic needs like $30/month. He should get his regular EBT, though.

it's about half.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

During his last stint, he had received his whole SSI check which was why he way trying to that whole $1000 date thing.

 

[teleméres69]

I assumed even when locked up he still gets paid hence he tries bragging about his money whenever he comes out of somewhere like Eastern State, then blows it all on drugs and junk food again

During his last stint, he had received his whole SSI check which was why he way trying to that whole $1000 date thing.