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looks like we made it 
I can't recall exactly when it was, but he did joke (or was it) about running for mayor of Spokane.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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looks like we made it I can't recall exactly when it was, but he did joke (or was it) about running for mayor of Spokane.
Fatal Walter
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He did want to run for mayor of Spokane. It was part of his plan to beg for a billion dollars and give half of it to the homeless of Spokane and pocket the other half. God, I feel like I have had dumb side hustles but Lucas puts it on another level.
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I feel sorry for all of Lucas's peers in the psych ward. Their lives are probably difficult enough without a personal introduction to Wernology.
Lucas enjoys the fellowship of the psych ward. It’s a good place to meet vulnerable young women.
During one hospital stay, Lucas felt that he made a meaningful connection with a young patient he met there. He boasted that they had long, deep conversations every day. When Lucas was released before her, he attempted to send her candy and a note, but the hospital cock blocked him.
I’m sure it surprises no one that Lucas would try to get laid in the mental hospital. Consider that Lucas has been cycling in and out of hospitals for two decades, and it’s possible that he’s tried to take advantage of many young women under these circumstances. He's certainly not unique in this, but it's distasteful nonetheless. At least he's been characteristically unsuccesfull.
When not chatting up his fellow patients Lucas may work on his creative pursuits. He composed the bulk of his magnum opus, Wound, in 2017 during his stay at Eastern. Perhaps he’s working on his “dissertation” on “age gap breeding” this time around.
Lucas enjoys the fellowship of the psych ward. It’s a good place to meet vulnerable young women.
During one hospital stay, Lucas felt that he made a meaningful connection with a young patient he met there. He boasted that they had long, deep conversations every day. When Lucas was released before her, he attempted to send her candy and a note, but the hospital cock blocked him.
I’m sure it surprises no one that Lucas would try to get laid in the mental hospital. Consider that Lucas has been cycling in and out of hospitals for two decades, and it’s possible that he’s tried to take advantage of many young women under these circumstances. He's certainly not unique in this, but it's distasteful nonetheless. At least he's been characteristically unsuccesfull.
When not chatting up his fellow patients Lucas may work on his creative pursuits. He composed the bulk of his magnum opus, Wound, in 2017 during his stay at Eastern. Perhaps he’s working on his “dissertation” on “age gap breeding” this time around.
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He did live readings of "Wound" ( as in "wound up", rather than wound(ed) ) AFAIR?
That must be peak emo-cringe....
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Just think, Captain mrsa micro peen will grace us all with a dissertation that will be 2,999 pages longer than this thread. It's taken kiwi almost 5 years. As a group, we can't keep up with his brilliance.
When his intergenerational work is complete, not only will we have the keys for exponentially longer life cycles, but I'm certain he'll have also figured out economic inequality as well as space and time travel. Can't forget the elimination of global warming and all bigotry. Poor vision, psshhh, as a species, we'll be able to pick out rocks on the moon; that his work will have us colonize by the close of the century. Cancer shmancer.
It will be glorious. Thank goodness for his telemore expertise. He did it for us.
When his intergenerational work is complete, not only will we have the keys for exponentially longer life cycles, but I'm certain he'll have also figured out economic inequality as well as space and time travel. Can't forget the elimination of global warming and all bigotry. Poor vision, psshhh, as a species, we'll be able to pick out rocks on the moon; that his work will have us colonize by the close of the century. Cancer shmancer.
It will be glorious. Thank goodness for his telemore expertise. He did it for us.
WonderWino
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Come on now, its a literary classic. It gave birth to an entire new genre: wernpunk
Nobleman
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Bad news. City is opening up a warming shelter next week so Lucas is likely gonna have a new place to stay once he leaves the Puzzle Factory. Thoughts and prayers he gets kicked out of there as well.
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When's this fucker gonna get his phone back, I could really go for an honest ta god chimp out to level out these trying times.
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Im sure hes going to be held longer than 72 hours. He has no filter at all and if he answers the kind of questions they would ask him honestly they would know he is a danger. Just a shame we wont get to see his manic reaction to the election screaming about FUCKING GREED MONGERS!!1
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That and if he's actively still saying shit like there's no reason for him to live if he's single or he's suicidal, they'll typically keep those people in longer.
The question there is whether or not they'll believe he's suicidal or figure out he's likely just saying that so he has somewhere to stay until winter is over.
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Lucas will be mooing when he gets his phone back and sees those mean comments. So, Tubby has been in the hospital for about a week now. Or, at least we think he has.
I wonder if the catfish has been speaking to him in the hospital? I would think that may determine how long he will be in. In a month or so, he will be welcomed back at HOC with open arms, until his next meltdown after harassing a nurse volunteer.
Man, what a stooge!
I wonder if the catfish has been speaking to him in the hospital? I would think that may determine how long he will be in. In a month or so, he will be welcomed back at HOC with open arms, until his next meltdown after harassing a nurse volunteer.
Man, what a stooge!
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WonderWino
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It seems clear at this point he's actually been committed, rather than put on a 72 hour psych hold. I wonder if he intentionally went off at someone in the nuthouse to make sure they committed him longer so he would have a place to stay and food. Though you'd think if that was the case they would recognize his behavior for what it is, especially with his history. Unless its for a very short time, this will likely end his second college saga before it begins....plus you have to admit the idea of him going straight from the nuthouse to a college campus would be rather concerning to say the least. I can see that ending with heavily medicated fresh out of the nuthouse lucas stopping his meds and devolving steadily into usual crazy lucas with psych med withdrawals. Somehow I doubt that will end well for anybody involved
That said if that catfish is somehow communicating with him and fucking with him while in the nuthouse thats not a smart move on their part. Deliberately fucking with people in a psych ward has to be violating some law, especially if he were to lose his shit and harm himself or someone else as a result while he's in there
and i'm curious how this will affect his mandatory court appearances, seeing as he must have already missed one after being committed and is shortly on his way to missing another. Is some kind of exception made for people who get committed or something? Otherwise he's likely to be in some shit when he gets released. Especially considering the incident at the shelter that got him committed in the first place being the second such incident in a short time. That can't look good to the court
That said if that catfish is somehow communicating with him and fucking with him while in the nuthouse thats not a smart move on their part. Deliberately fucking with people in a psych ward has to be violating some law, especially if he were to lose his shit and harm himself or someone else as a result while he's in there
and i'm curious how this will affect his mandatory court appearances, seeing as he must have already missed one after being committed and is shortly on his way to missing another. Is some kind of exception made for people who get committed or something? Otherwise he's likely to be in some shit when he gets released. Especially considering the incident at the shelter that got him committed in the first place being the second such incident in a short time. That can't look good to the court
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Typically the courts don’t hear about it until afterwards and it’s a big mess for everyone involved.
That's if the court is aware of the 2 incidents at HOC. I get the feeling HOC did not report the incidents to the authorities. The Freak likely just walked to Deaconess and said he was suicidal to get admitted.
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The other part of that that worries me is this catfish, that would be an obvious catfish to anyone but Lucas, promised him a place to live/stay after he gets out of the hospital and it's been abundantly clear that Lucas has been getting more and more desperate to find stable housing as winter closes in and he's found himself banned from pretty much every form of shelter in Spokane due to his own behavior (or 'cockblockers' if you listen to his take on it).
If he gets sent to a fake address, it could be dangerous for anyone who might be at that address if it's a business, apartment complex, or house; if he snaps in a violent way he's not going to give a fuck if anyone else present had anything to do with the actual catfishing or not.
It's also possible if he gets lured out to a fake address by another catfish, when he realizes it, he'll just kill himself and if proof can be found by authorities that he was baited into it by someone purposely fucking with a person they knew to be mentally ill or suicidal (and there's no way they could claim plausible deniability in that case, Lucas posted his own phone number, he has a history of mental illness, and he posted on two social media platforms that he was suicidal, one in text only, the other a video) they could be in very real legal trouble over it.
He's definitely the sort to leave a long ass rambling letter/manifesto in the event of a suicide or murder/suicide and explicitly mention that part, considering in his video from intake on IG he straight up blames not being able to get a girlfriend and being trolled for the reason he's suicidal and he mentioned in at least one facebook post that those were the reasons as well.
There would be no plausible deniability option to claim you didn't know he was actually suicidal or mentally ill when he's made it clear by his own posts that he is.
It'd probably be best if the catfish quits while they're ahead, blocks his number, social media, and just ghosts him.
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Realistically, Lucas could and this is of course purely hypothetical. Lucas could have a case manager or someone at the hospital send the court a notification that he is in their care. In that situation the court would probably not do anything to him, seeing as he is under psychiatric care. However, this being Lucas and the man who is sooo ready to be a dad. He probably did not tell them about being under court supervision and will just deal with it when he gets out.
As for the shelter thing, not sure the courts would know about that unless they have a liason at HOC.
To go along with @wenttobermuda post on Lucas creeping on women at the mental hospital, bringing forward the video the Freak made after he was released from Eastern State Jan 2018. "Success with Menally Ill Women".
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His Patreon has 20 videos, and I'm very curious as to whether he ended up posting them publicly because he only has two people subscribed and none at the $15 level to get the videos.
It's really, really, really tempting to drop the $15, snag all the videos that are probably just unlisted youtube videos from his channel, cancel, and toss those together in a compilation.
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Oh my god.
They're all unlisted videos, and guess who's the ONLY VIEW until I get these all downloaded and compiled.
Worth the $15.
Edit 2: A couple of these he did make public, mostly videos about the games he made and a couple short rants. The majority of it is all unlisted stuff with, not surprisingly, one view right now.
I'll be including the public ones as he has the comments disabled on the majority of them on his own channel.
Edit 3: Got 'em. I'll get the compilation wrapped up after I et some damn sleep.
It's really, really, really tempting to drop the $15, snag all the videos that are probably just unlisted youtube videos from his channel, cancel, and toss those together in a compilation.
Edit:
Oh my god.
They're all unlisted videos, and guess who's the ONLY VIEW until I get these all downloaded and compiled.
Worth the $15.
Edit 2: A couple of these he did make public, mostly videos about the games he made and a couple short rants. The majority of it is all unlisted stuff with, not surprisingly, one view right now.
I'll be including the public ones as he has the comments disabled on the majority of them on his own channel.
Edit 3: Got 'em. I'll get the compilation wrapped up after I et some damn sleep.
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