Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[6MillionCoofs]

We need a HHHDS thread so we can laugh at you

Legit surprised we have not made one yet.

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

Okay so you're saying the Left shittalks poor people, and somehow poor people are dividing themselves?
Look I don't wanna be a downer here, but Whites and Blacks and Mexicans are perfectly capable of fighting amongst themselves like they have for 100+ years. Only Marxists buy into this retarded idea that all poor people are united.

It wouldn't be so easy to do if there wasn't already a root cause but the left certainly capitalizes on it.

 

[HumanHive]

I wonder what Tucker has to say about all this shit. Also if Trump loses, I believe he is gone. Fox News is now what CNN was in the early Obama era. As for Hannity, he is there to comfort boomers on social security like Trump when he retires to Maro Lago.

Hannity’s a fucking Qtard too.
“TRUMP’S ENEMIES WILL BE PROSECUTED ANY DAY NOW! ANY DAY NOW... any day now...”

There’s so much across the globe to talk about, but Hannity chooses to be the Bagdad Bob of democrat scandals.

 

[Miller Hayward]

I guess Milwaukee has the highest voter turnout in the world, surpassing Belgium

 

[Slap47]

The new HangingChads.

 

[StudMccool]

If I was Nate Silver and I somehow found my way to this thread, I would upload a video to Twitter of me jerking off to fanart of Netanyahu ramming drumpo in the ass. You know as a head cow move

 

[Hitman One]

I do feel for those guys that put thousands of dollars into betting on this election.

I don't. There's no such thing as a poor bookmaker for a reason.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The guys at /pol/ are about to have several cardiac episodes over the fact that independent votes (mostly Libertarians) costed Trump the election.

Given what JoJo was running on, I believe she must have taken more democrat votes than libertarian leaning.

As for the green party, the democrats fucked them out of the ballots in many states.

 

[Rekkington]

We need a HHHDS thread so we can laugh at you

Dude you're the angriest and most serious person here, I notice you never respond to my posts trying to calm you down saying nobody is obsessed or furious with you or when people calmly prove your insane takes are wrong.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The whole point of the election being over when Polls close is because its essential for neither side to know how many votes they need to cheat with. Now though, Trumps is ahead by say, 10,000 votes...but what's this! 10,100 votes for Biden! Who would have thunk it!

Even if they were completely legitimate the spectre that they are not will haunt them.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Rush Limbaugh is on right now saying that Arizona is going to go Trump. I wish I was as optimistic as him

Arizona isn't going Biden, Californian invaders are.

Okay so you're saying the Left shittalks poor people, and somehow poor people are dividing themselves?
Look I don't wanna be a downer here, but Whites and Blacks and Mexicans are perfectly capable of fighting amongst themselves like they have for 100+ years. Only Marxists buy into this retarded idea that all poor people are united.

Nowadays Marxists are primarily out of touch rich white kids who have never known hardship or adversity outside of that one Stacy in high school not wanting to date them.

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The new HangingChads.

More dirty play from DNC commies, big surprise there.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

House election remains super fucking tight.

Still unsure about an actual Republican majority, but Democrats are massively under-performing projections.

Dems retaining the House is looking increasingly untenable and unlikely:

https://twitter.com/TSBigMoney/status/1324028990882041857

"Grim shit in House races: GOP needs to flip 21 seats to regain the majority. They've flipped 7 so far, Dems flipped 2, so net 5. They need 16 more. GOPers lead comfortably in every "Expected GOP seat" In 27 Tossups, Dems only lead in 3 In 36 "Expected Dem" GOPers lead in 10"

Even if Biden just barely manages to squeak by then I'm pretty sure that for at least two years he'll be accomplishing fuck-all.

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

I don't. There's no such thing as a poor bookmaker for a reason.

Wasn't one of the Vegas shooters only known possible motivations losing a bunch of money gambling?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

What happens next in your fanfic? The poll watchers refuse to go away so the secret Democratic polling station operatives shoot them and dump them in the river?

Nigger. There is video of poll watches being turned away in Wisconsin. There are also literally blue counties reporting 85% voter turnout.

You think reality is a fanfic?

 

[DawnDusk]

Lol what? Military has an oath to the constitution, not to the president. It's not a new concept either

Incorrect - that only applies to Officers, who make up less than 20% of the military.

Enlisted swear an oath the the President AND Constitution, and they're over 80% of the military.

Enlisted Oath

https://www.army.mil/values/oath.html

Officer Oath

Oath of Commissioned Officers - Army Values

The following is the Oath of Commissioned Officers

www.army.mil

 

[Trying Too Hard]

I can't say I'm pleased with the result, but it'll be interesting to see what happens over the coming years. After all, I'm only here to laugh at the losing side, I couldn't care less about America's politics. Hopefully the right will throw a colossal tantrum that could contend with the aftermath of 2016.

 

[hundredpercent]

I know nothing will change and I'm not upset about it, just curious, but... is there a particular reason that mail-in votes can't be subjected to an additional rule that it has to be submitted, say, 14 days before election day? Because the states seem fairly resistant to adopting a plan to tally mail-in ballots as they're received so that we don't get weeklong shitshows like this. "Hey, if you want to vote by mail and stay home instead of going to the polls, cool, just get your ballot in by mid October if you want it to be tallied"

Because then you can't vote on Election Day, which is bad if you have shit-tier planning.

 

[CaesarCzech]

House election remains super fucking tight.

Still unsure about an actual Republican majority, but Democrats are massively under-performing projections.

I dont think we get republican majority this would be too 2020, Leader of house Majority takes over as President in case of no president by 21, so if reps get house Trump can just refuse to step down and you get president house majority leader, If dems lose majority it wont be Pelosi, it would result in mad scramble of republicans to select President from house republicans.

 

[Captain Manning]

I set this up so I couldn't lose, one way or another, but I can't believe my participation in the 12.9% minority might be the way that wins. Lol. Unreal.

 

[Terrifik]

FU Canda