Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Wyald]

Not gonna lie, people making these claims of election fraud based on claims by random people on Twitter because their guy is losing is pretty hilarious

That's what we call "coping", Mister Hogan.

 

[Dr. West]

cope harder

 

[エボラちゃん]

This election is very confusing... Also why is it taking so long?

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Well one was a former VP to a former Prez who dropped bombs on Middle Eastern children
The other is a current Prez who loves Israel a lot

yeah supporting Israel usually means bombing Palestinian children

This election is very confusing... Also why is it taking so long?

KungFlu

 

[Plague Dog]

Where the fuck is the Alaska vote? I know all eyes are on the contiguous US right now but I can't believe only 35% has been counted.

It takes longer because it's being sent by dog sled.

 

[Erich Raeder]

Yeah - but she didn't start a legal shitshow over it and eventually conceded. That is not happening with Trump. His campaign had already released a statement on the "red mirage" before ballot counting even began.

Completely different situation. Had 2016 been as close as 2020 you can bet your ass it would have been just as much of a shitshow.

 

[Bongocat]

https://twitter.com/duckdiver19/status/1324030601788182528?s=19

well, that was embarrassing.
Looks like it really will all be settled in the supreme court and anyone saying otherwise is a dumb nigger.
who would have guessed lol.

I'd normally but that really seems like the only plausible explanation.
Data entry errors happen all the time, but it's appalling they don't have anything to catch it or at least show the polsters a 'preview' of what would happen since it would become immediately clear something was wrong.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Like I said, I think there is going to be a lot of salt form the left even if Biden wins because the election was too close.



They will till see Trumplets and Goober Gators around every corner.

 

[LUNEKO]

It takes longer because it's being sent by dog sled.

Should get Santa to do the polling, he's close enough

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Not gonna lie, people making these claims of election fraud based on claims by random people on Twitter because their guy is losing is pretty hilarious

To be fair, the groundwork for the election fraud rallying cry was laid before a single ballot was cast. It doesn't even matter if it's true - about half of the country has no faith in the election results. Election reform needs to happen to give everyone confidence that all election results are true and accurate.

You get a civil war if only half of your country believes in the legitimacy of your leader at any given time.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

He declared a soft victory last night (same as Trump) and will have a hard victory speech after the results are in. Then Trump takes him to court for rigging the election. Everybody believes they're the victim.

Biden said he was "optimistic." I guess you can call that "declaring a soft victory" if you like.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Say what you want about the ballots in AZ, the recounts, and everything else. Trump declaring victory early was one of the worst thing I have seen in politics.

Propping up an old man with dementia to run for President is much worse.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Not gonna lie, people making these claims of election fraud based on claims by random people on Twitter because their guy is losing is pretty hilarious

Still not as insane or out there as the Russian collusion narrative, and unfortunately more persistent as a consequence.

 

[Garysmod]

Poll results are pretty much fucked as this point. Everything is going to get recounted in NV, WI, MI. We are not going to know shit for the next 3 weeks as both sides claim they won.

 

[donjulio]

that's literally a fake article
View attachment 1707420Here's the on that was based off of. I could only dream of military intervention

Send in a squad of our "finest" Florida men.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Still not as insane or out there as the Russian collusion narrative, and unfortunately more persistent as a consequence.

Twice in the past year Mike Bloomberg has thrown mass amounts of money at elections, and both times he came out a total cuck.

Yet Russians spending a few thousand on facebook ads completely changed the election.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I was giving one of my friends crap about operation car wash in Brazil and the insane amount of corruption there.... well he has the last laugh. We’re officially a joke... it doesn’t matter who wins we all lost.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Not gonna lie, people making these claims of election fraud based on claims by random people on Twitter because their guy is losing is pretty hilarious

I find that the people who spent the last 4 years telling me that our government is compromised and illegitimate suddenly loving the system and preaching that we are to trust it much funnier tbh

 

[Crystal Golem]

I have two agents nearby ready to terminate him (in Minecraft) if the need arises.

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I don't know if ppp will be doing anything after last night's drunk streams.

 

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If the results are that rigged, then all I have to say is that America made Huey Long proud of them.

Huey Long didn't betray his supporters, he delivered for them.

Huey Long would have won.

It takes longer because it's being sent by dog sled.

Are your legs tired yet?

That's what we call "coping", Mister Hogan.

Stop fretting. MAGA dress mulatta is doing divine intervention for Trump.