Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[lolwatagain]

Biden said he was "optimistic." I guess you can call that "declaring a soft victory" if you like.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1324031261225095168

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I don't know if ppp will be doing anything after last night's drunk streams.

I'm pretty sure he'll throw up at some point.

 

[Bongocat]

I find that the people who spent the last 4 years telling me that our government is compromised and illegitimate suddenly loving the system and preaching that we are to trust it much funnier tbh

It would be funnier if they didn't do it so effortlessly without any signs of confusion or cognitive dissonance.

 

[LUNEKO]

Send in a squad of our "finest" Florida men.

Bitch that's worse than the nuclear option, not even Canada deserves that

 

[The best and greatest]

that's literally a fake article
View attachment 1707420Here's the on that was based off of. I could only dream of military intervention

Oh thank god, for a second there I thought things might get exciting.

 

[Str8Bustah]

I find that the people who spent the last 4 years telling me that our government is compromised and illegitimate suddenly loving the system and preaching that we are to trust it much funnier tbh

>spend 4 years crying about an ascended shitposter with a fake tan
>immediately try to pull a 180 as if you'd never been seething in the first place when it looks like he's going to be out of office
yeah not a good look for anyone tbh

 

[Captain Manning]

Friendly reminder that none of this would have happened if Zoë had not been a whore.
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Five Guys has locations throughout Arizona. Arizona went blue. She gave free blowjobs with every burger! You heard it here first!

Gamergate 7.0! GAMERS RISE UP!!!

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Twice in the past year Mike Bloomberg has thrown mass amounts of money at elections, and both times he came out a total cuck.

Yet Russians spending a few thousand on facebook ads completely changed the election.

I think there'll be a lot of pissed off Trump Supporters wanting to play tit for tat with Biden, and either saber rattle for Impeachment for Ukraine or just threaten the 25th Amendment constantly.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Poll results are pretty much fucked as this point. Everything is going to get recounted in NV, WI, MI. We are not going to know shit for the next 3 weeks as both sides claim they won.

"Trash" - a pigman living in the only country where he would not be murdered on day one, lol.

Tbh, I would love to see how DSP would turn out if he was born in Russia or the far east.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Call this cope if you want, but I do think there's a bright side to Biden winning. The Republicans will dominate the Senate and will be more motivated than ever to fight censorship and prevent bs like what happened with Hunter Biden from happening again. Twitter and big tech might finally face some comeuppance.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Waking up this morning to real /pol/ cope has been hilarious.

>MUH DAY OF THE ROPE
>MUH CIVIL WAR
>Nah, we weren’t LARPing, civil war is beneath us.

 

[Ninjaweedsniper420]

Holy fuck this shit is dragging.
I spent the last 10 hours autistically looking at maps, whoever wins, I lose

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

low-key hoping Biden wins this for the Progressive cope.

The light-speed shift from "Bernie would have won" to "Bernie would have gotten more votes/Trump couldn't have sued if Bernie ran" will be absolutely delicious. A god damn delicacy.

 

[Bongocat]

I think there'll be a lot of pissed off Trump Supporters wanting to play tit for tat with Biden, and either saber rattle for Impeachment for Ukraine or just threaten the 25th Amendment constantly.

Republicans are cowards and never do anything. They just instantly fall on their sword and say "that's a weird hill to die on" and they retreat to their 10,000th hill.

That was one of the reasons the people liked Trump so much. He at least TRIED.

 

[LUNEKO]

Call this cope if you want, but I do think there's a bright side to Biden winning. The Republicans will dominate the Senate and will be more motivated than ever to fight censorship and prevent bs like what happened with Hunter Biden from happening again. Twitter and big tech might finally face some comeuppance.

Both sides are pushing to destroy 230, free speech is gone regardless of who wins or what are the colors of the seats in the senate

 

[Karma Khan]

I think there'll be a lot of pissed off Trump Supporters wanting to play tit for tat with Biden, and either saber rattle for Impeachment for Ukraine or just threaten the 25th Amendment constantly.

Did Biden ever take or release the results of a mental acuity test like Trump? If not, I can see him failing it and being pushed out in favor of Harris pretty damn quickly.

 

[Male Idiot]

I doubt there is a civil war brewing. Conservatives tend to surrender, not fight. You lack the nationalists needed for a civil war.

They will loose gracefully until the Republican party reforms into a different flavour of progressivism, and returns like a rainbow phoenix from the flames to bring you mandatory gender reassigment.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Waking up this morning to real /pol/ cope has been hilarious.

>MUH DAY OF THE ROPE
>MUH CIVIL WAR
>Nah, we weren’t LARPing, civil war is beneath us.

Can't agree more.

Americans are soft and would never tolerate civil war or revolution if it meant they could not have Taco Bell and drink beer.

 

[Irritable Bowel Syndrome]

Republicans are cowards and never do anything. They just instantly fall on their sword and say "that's a weird hill to die on" and they retreat to their 10,000th hill.

That was one of the reasons the people liked Trump so much. He at least TRIED.

They do occasionally choose to fight back, but only when it's about their right to spread pandemics.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Its over, the polling industry is officially dead!