Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[lolwatagain]

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Why does it look like someone pissed on them?

 

[kūhaku]

Expect no clear winner on Nov 3rd-chads are the real winners right now

 

[6MillionCoofs]

My boomer uncle in Arizona has been filled with newfound hope for this election. It's kind of wholesome.

Have you been able tonorder a maid outfit though?

 

[The best and greatest]

Raise your hand if you thought Arizona was gonna be the most incompetent fucked state

You over there put your hand down you fucking liar

But I did guess tho!

 

[Shqueefa]

The Trump campaign seemed to be pretty optimistic on Arizona just a few hours ago, I'm guessing they have some kind of exit poll model that showed good promise. If the sharpie thing is big, it could be the reason for the gap. I am kind of pro Trump but I don't think the use of sharpies was necessarily malintentional.

Think someone found some AZ ballots thrown out and were half-assed buried today.

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

 

[BASED-GROYPER-REDDIT-XX29]

"Doomed" is a strong word. We made it through the Black Death, the Nazis trashing half of Europe, the Cold War and a bunch of other stuff. As stupid as a Trump win would be, it wouldn't be the end of civilization.

Yeah i was just being dramatic at least tho i actually hope that biden will win he is not the best i would rather have sanders but what am im gonna do about it?

 

[The Tombstoner]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS YEAR, YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDS
THE WAR ECONOMY WAS GOING TO LIVE ON

BUT YOU ALL FUCKED IT UP WITH YOUR "CRITICAL RACE THEORY" and "DRUMPF"

ARMSTRONG 2020
NANOMACHINES, SON

 

[HeyYou]

AP called Wisconsin for Biden.

 

[LUNEKO]

Why does it look like someone pissed on them?

They most likely did

 

[The Last Stand]

Wait a minute, I'm confused.

Trump was supposed to be for White Americans allegedly because of his stern, bullish personality against anybody and everybody.

According to some people on this thread, Trump has been disappointing on that front for whatever reason.

So Trump scammed the right wing?

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Have you been able tonorder a maid outfit though?

It won't arrive until the 20th.

I can order it right now.

 

[Coffee Druid]

"Doomed" is a strong word. We made it through the Black Death, the Nazis trashing half of Europe, the Cold War and a bunch of other stuff. As stupid as a Trump win would be, it wouldn't be the end of civilization.

I admit I find jokes about the world ending amusing. I've made them myself. But people who literally think that? Yeah, we're very far from it. There have been eras in history way worse than this, and some places at this exact time have shitty things going on. 'Murica isn't that bad. Regardless of who wins I'll just keep on going with my life, and keep my integrity up against anything that might affect my liberties.

 

[AutoGuyNoFile]

7. Trump comes out and says this is bullshit.

You forgot the part where Trump ALSO says he's on track for winning. That was my favorite part of the night: Both candidates almost declaring themselves the victor.

 

[Coccxys]

This whole announcing winners and exit polls before voting finished feels suspect to me. Like its basically effecting later votes by the very act of releasing the data. This is why we have a law here saying no counts or exit poll data until the polls close.

 

[Covfefe]

So, anyway. The summary so far:

1. The media called Biden likely states immediately. Trump states being called is like pulling teeth.
2. Suddenly all reporting in contested states suddenly stop.
3. Biden comes out, says he's on track to winning.
4. A few hours later reporting restarts.
5. Suddenly Biden starts making up ground in all these contested states.
6. Now Bidens more popular with voters than Obama ever was.
7. Trump comes out and says this is bullshit.
8. Media calls him a loon.
9. Alex Jones was right about the 79 days of hell.

1. The states where they haven't called it are still winnable by Biden or Trump. If it's not mathematically possible to flip again, they call it. If you checked the reporting info, it tells you this.
2. People went to sleep.
3. Biden is a stupid, senile old man.
4. People woke up.
5. They started counting again. Particularly mail-ins from scared liberals who were voting while wearing their maskerino and voting at muh safe social distance.
6. Obama was black. Not Black, just black.
7. Trump is a stupid, illiterate old man.
8. The media should be lined up against the nearest wall in Minecraft and shot to death in Minecraft.
9. Probably.

 

[Abilene]

It won't arrive until the 20th.

I can order it right now.

Do it.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Rate me rainbows, boys. If (big if) Trump keeps PA, route to exactly 270 without NV or WI/MI?

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Trump only got the 2nd district in Maine, plus DC for Biden, so I think that even if he gets PA, he would still lose 268 to 270.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

Why does it look like someone pissed on them?

The outer envelope is bright yellow, they're sun beached.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

The Trump campaign seemed to be pretty optimistic on Arizona just a few hours ago, I'm guessing they have some kind of exit poll model that showed good promise. If the sharpie thing is big, it could be the reason for the gap. I am kind of pro Trump but I don't think the use of sharpies was necessarily malintentional.

The biggest bet right now is day of drop off ballots which have yet to be counted in AZ. We know that generally speaking day of turnout favors trombone, so if he can get about 55% of the outstanding day of votes he can flip AZ.