Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Observotron]

My local news stations are all over the place saying who won and changing it every couple of minutes, I don't care who won at this point just fucking end it already so we don't have to hear more bitching about the election for weeks to come, I'm begging on my hands and knees with my ass raised in the air, please, god

Get ready for another week or two - no matter who wins there's going to be recounts and lawsuits.

 

[The Demon]

Oh shit, i just remembered that there will be no more dumb fucking surveys calling me

 

[harbinger]

In before Biden wins and Trump resigns in the temper tantrum of the millennium.

 

[Terrifik]

Can "voter fraud" be revealed when all types of mass-media are supporting the fraudsters?

It's the cry in pain as you hit the other person its all self projectting off the other party.

 

[Aidan]

Eh, a Biden win would be disappointing, but I don't think the Democrats are going to be able to push through an AWB with the way things are looking, so my major concern is mostly eased.

Regardless of the next big anti-gun push, it'll be extra interesting because of how many more people have guns now. Suddenly when it's something you own that the government wants to fuck with it becomes more tangibly your problem.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Sounds a bit like glow. Right now we just need to organize and figure out what we're going to do.

There is still a chance Trump could win after contesting the vote in Michigan and Wisconsin. If he successfully does that and recounts go his way he might eeck out a win. Nevada could also still flip, but I find this unlikely.

We need to see where this election goes before we do anything. I wanna know, at least, how much we've lost before this is over.

The Republican plan is simple imho. Let Biden be a lame duck saddled with a Republican Senate for four years (or until Harris replaces him). Run a charismatic populist better at the game than Trump in 2024. Probably Tucker Carlson. Have Trump do a "Miss me yet?" 2024 tour and endorse the Republican nominee.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

My local news stations are all over the place saying who won and changing it every couple of minutes, I don't care who won at this point just fucking end it already so we don't have to hear more bitching about the election for weeks to come, I'm begging on my hands and knees with my ass raised in the air, please, god

You know what? I disagree, we need this dragged out as long and possible to make sure everything has been counted and investigated so the US can have a satisfying conclusion.

 

[HeyYou]

Biden won Michigan.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

I'm just amazed that so many of you have such little faith in your electoral system.

Well, such little faith in your electoral system in places where you aren't winning.

Why isn't it being called rampant corruption in places where Trump is in the lead?

The issue is in the states still being counted, is that they're still being counted. Florida had one of the largest turnouts in the nation, and they got their results done on election night.
These remaining states took time to count, then decided to stop counting, then when everyone woke up there was a massive swing in favor of Biden and the counting is still going on.
Its hard to have faith in actors who are either incompetent or malicious.

 

[Terrifik]

In before Biden wins and Trump resigns in the temper tantrum of the millennium.

thats after the jet to isreal for his free seat or holy room helping catholics.

 

[nya001]

Sky news just finished an interview with a Republican poll challanger from inside the Michigan counting hall,he claims that that Democrat poll observers/challengers vastly outnumber repub/independent ones intentionally,and one at least one of the people kicked out the hall by the police that was a republican observer,was done so because he challanged a sketchy ballot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE interview began 10mins before this post(its a livestream)

Would you really expect a Republican poll challenger to say "fair enough, we lost, good sport"?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Oh, and it's dead split on reintroducing wolves, who are moving in on their own anyways. Gib me lunacy ratings pls

Depending on the number of wolves, that influx that could solve all of the other problems. I, for one...

The unexpected winner on election night? Drugs

While we may not know if President Donald Trump or former Vice President Joe Biden won the presidential election for a while longer, there was one clear “winner” on election night, and that was recreational drugs.

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The unexpected winner on election night? Drugs​

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The bright side is that Colorado is safe blue due to Denver, so them joining the popular vote doesn't really matter anyway.

Yes, sadly, and I wasn't surprised to hear it. The citizen voting thing is completely flabbergasting. The voting to give more gibs but decrease payment for other gibs is just funny.

This is what happens when you legalize weed.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Jeez just let the left win, they've been bitchign about it for four years.

Let the baby have it's bottle.

Just go home and watch TV

 

[Fools Idol]

Well, such little faith in your electoral system in places where you aren't winning.

You win some, you lose some. But that doesn't change how retarded this whole thing has been.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

You know what? I disagree, we need this dragged out as long and possible to make sure everything has been counted and investigated so the US can have a satisfying conclusion.

By that point the collective psychosis is going to take full effect on the entirety of the US and then it'll be clownification of all citizens.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

 

[draggs]

I never doubted my man Biden for a second what kind of parallel universe were you echo-chambering autistics living in that you think Trump ever had a shot of winning this. Y'all got blue waved, yikes.

Oy vey! The blue wave crashed over me like a deluge of matza blood, goys

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

The Republican plan is simple imho. Let Biden be a lame duck saddled with a Republican Senate for four years (or until Harris replaces him). Run a charismatic populist better at the game than Trump in 2024. Probably Tucker Carlson. Have Trump do a "Miss me yet?" 2024 tour and endorse the Republican nominee

I don't know that sounds too complicated for Republicans. I think the plan's to cuck. That's what they're good at.

 

[Prester John]

Biden won Michigan.

It all comes down to Arizona.