You call yourselves Kiwis? You guys are being Reddit faggots right now.
This is how you're currently all acting:
And this is how you should be acting:
This ain't 2012, and this ain't 2008. The GEOTUS sure as fuck ain't some cuckservative globalist Mormon like Romney, and he ain't some two-faced neocon traitor like McCain. This is the guy who drove a wedge through the establishment and gave a big middle finger to the world when they thought his bid for presidency was a joke. This is an angry New Yorker who's been divorced multiple times, married a supermodel, survived the deadly coof, sleeps for 2 hours a day and lives off hamburgers and french fries. Do you honestly think any of these blue state victories are just going to make him sit back and concede like a little bitch? He already said he's not gonna concede, that he'll fight each state suspected of voter fraud.
If some mundane eco-friendly con artist like Al Gore can fucking fight the system in 2000, then a guy who's currently in the World Wrestling Entertainment hall of fame is going to fight tooth and nail, without or without the help of Jack and Zucc. This is the fucking current president of the greatest god damned country on earth. He has the power to look into this and figure out if any monkey shines have occurred on behalf of Sleepy Joe. He's still the president with real authority and political power, and he's not just an ordinary candidate like the previous two GOP fucknuts who lost.
Turn off that Ben Shapiro, and quit trusting pozzed news sources. It ain't over till it's over. NBC can call a Biden victory tonight, and we'll still go to the Supreme Court. He said "no malarkey", so let's put his money where his mouth is and see if Joe Hiden can legitimately win 200% of votes after deadlines in states with fewer registrants than votes.