Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Can we go back to our regularly scheduled nigger chimpouts now?

 

[Childe]

Texas is literally 700,000 votes away from flipping.

Good.

 

[Socrates]

This thread proves no one here is any different from the lolcows. Just shit flinging everywhere, and smugness and hate from both sides.

Do you fucking know where you are, pussy boy?

 

[Ranger from Quake 1]

Say what you will about the election, but this blue colour scheme is damn sexy and I hope that our dear feeder makes it a permanent theme.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Can we go back to our regularly scheduled nigger chimpouts now?

We already are having those, someone posted a live feed of it a page or two back.

 

[Rupin]

the problem with the crazy right is their worldview is too insulated. When i see someone like trigglypuff sperging out i can laugh at it without knowing any details or just know "shes sperging at a college talk about there being too many spergers". I dont need to know about intersectionality or other bullshit. But if i did want to learn, i can learn only a small amount each day or through osmosis and it acts as a nice spice to the dish

With the right i need a goddamn code breaker to even understand what they are saying and even then it just seems like a bland dish not much different from other conspiracies

until they turn out to be true.

 

[redcent]

Delicious salt

You'd think Kim Jung un just died

 

[LUNEKO]

Can we go back to our regularly scheduled nigger chimpouts now?

This is implying they ever stopped, i mean there's even a dedicated thread for it, its often on the main page. or is that too hard to find for you?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Texas is literally 700,000 votes away from flipping. Arizona is blue. Georgia is blue. It is fucking over. It's done. There is no hope. You will never see the GOP as it has traditionally been known win again. It will become the party for Liberals, while the DNC will become the party of progressives, and any win the GOP gets from then on will look like an Obama administration. Any victory the DNC gets will make you wish for one.

We are fucked.

Okay okay okay, so we become a progressive shit hole or something. We're doomed. There is no more fighting back.

Concentrate on other shit then. If shits fucked then just worry about yourself. You know, general life advice shit.

 

[wolfpac92]

Dude. You don't fucking realize how critical this is. This is it man. Whatever the future looks like two hundred years from now, is going to look back and say, "This is how the West fell."

There is nothing to be optimistic about anymore. I give this site a year. A year before the inevitable happens and it's purged like every other fun thing. I'm doomposting so hard because this is the end. The doom is here. This is an apocalyptic defeat for the GOP and any American that genuinely cared about the direction of the country.

Jesus shut the fuck up. You're the right wing equivalent of everyone saying Drumpf was gonna be literally Hitler

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Do you fucking know where you are, pussy boy?

Oh no he dared to say something negative against the Farms!
This thread is a mess.

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

Can we go back to our regularly scheduled nigger chimpouts now?

Aren't we? Since when are you people not niggers?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Do you seriously think a pants shitting retard like Biden is that popular, especially with his horrible VP pick?

No, but we're supposed to buy that he's more popular than Obama in 2008.

 

[Emperor Pilaf]

CNN Is saying joe's dropped to 253 (due to az ballots of something?) While Google is saying he's 264...idk who to trust anymore and yes I know I shouldn't trust either of them to begin with

I'm just gonna keep an eye out on the results as they are coming in. It's gonna be close if trump wins, fingers crossed.

 

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The reason why Cubans are so based is that the only Cubans in the US are the Cubans who worked to escape their leftist dictatorship. In effect, we selected for anti-Left Cubans only. It is a fluke

Why, yes. Nothing more based than the Mariel boatlift. Castro emptying out his prisons into Miami produced some truly BASED outcomes, if your measure of BASED is Latinx shooting African-Americans.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

We really could use a temporary "denial" reaction just for the election

There actually isn't that much denial by conservatives/pro-Trump people that I've seen. No one is really coming up with convoluted ways the results could ackshually change after the fact, certainly no one is rioting. Conservatives pretty much say "welp this is a fucking bummer" and resume their lives because it's not a huge surprise (the mainstream media had 4 whole years to hammer TDS into people after all). As soon as the Democrats started pushing for people to vote by mail (because voting in person is unsafe) I think most of us knew perfectly well what was up, and predicted that mail trucks full of just enough "misplaced" Biden ballots to get an edge in swing states were going to suddenly be found around 4 or 5 am. Trump's presidency was kind of a pressure release valve for people who were sick of the establishment, but his refusal to toe the line meant they were going to throw everything they had at him (the dumbest impeachment ever, saying supposed drug use and later the coof made him medically incompetent, sexual assault accusations, tax fraud accusations, etc) and I know I sure as shit didn't expect they'd stop short of straight up dead ass cheating.

This is a long shot but it would be the funniest thing ever if it comes out that the Democrats colluded with Russian hackers to fuck with the election

 

[Socrates]

Oh no he dared to say something negative against the Farms!
This thread is a mess.

almost Random.txt worthy

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Texas is literally 700,000 votes away from flipping. Arizona is blue. Georgia is blue. It is fucking over. It's done. There is no hope. You will never see the GOP as it has traditionally been known win again. It will become the party for Liberals, while the DNC will become the party of progressives, and any win the GOP gets from then on will look like an Obama administration. Any victory the DNC gets will make you wish for one.

We are fucked.

Stop doomposting. I have heard the same shit since 2008. "Republicans will never ever again so sad the Mexicans ruin it." Whereas in reality land the Republicans might take the house and will definitely keep the senate, and the ONLY reason they lost the presidency is because Trump is the most unelectable fucking scumbag they could've picked. The only reason he won in 2016 was because the democrats managed to find the one person on this shithole planet less electable than him. The Republicans should not be doing as well as they are, but they are managing, because the demographic shift is total fucking bullshit.

So stop. I have watched you doompost for 50 pages now, and I am asking you to please fucking stop.

 

[Spoonge]

Trump was a warmongering politician

Factually false. The man didnt start a single new war and actively was working to reduce American troop numbers and create peace between long standing enemies.
You can call Trump a lot of things, but he was not a warmonger.