Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Got to say, I’m enjoying Joe lick his ice cream like his 12 year old sex slaves more than the the moon.

 

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Stop doomposting. I have heard the same shit since 2008. "Republicans will never ever again so sad the Mexicans ruin it." Whereas in reality land the Republicans might take the house and will definitely keep the senate, and the ONLY reason they lost the presidency is because Trump is the most unelectable fucking scumbag they could've picked. The only reason he won in 2016 was because the democrats managed to find the one person on this shithole planet less electable than him. The Republicans should not be doing as well as they are, but they are managing, because the demographic shift is total fucking bullshit.

So stop. I have watched you doompost for 50 pages now, and I am asking you to please fucking stop.

Counterpoint: The only reason Trump did so well with blacks and Latinx is that he is an honorary colored person.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

Remember to think of Hunter Biden's dick as you light up that crack pipe

The best thing about this is I don't have to wait very long to see all of you realize I'm right. Texas will go blue during the midterms.

 

[mai minakami]

That will quickly become impossible.

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Thank God Oregon(?) legalized possession of drugs because I'm going to waste away there. Pick your poison or keep fighting a losing fight.

If we were Japan and we needed Kamikaze soldiers you'd be the first in line. But you'd probably kill yourself before getting dressed on the morning of.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Democracy is dumb, this wouldn't have happened if you elected Donald Trump to be president for life

 

[Fünter]

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Why, yes. Nothing more based than the Mariel boatlift. Castro emptying out his prisons into Miami produced some truly BASED outcomes, if your measure of BASED is Latinx shooting African-Americans.

Negro scum are deserving of being exterminated by a superior race of people yes.

t. a nigger.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

The best thing about this is I don't have to wait very long to see all of you realize I'm right. Texas will go blue during the midterms.

I don’t know. There’s a ton of liberals who moved there, but there could be enough people going red to stop it. I understand the doomposting, but it can’t all suck.

 

[Lemmingwise]

There actually isn't that much denial by conservatives/pro-Trump people that I've seen. No one is really coming up with convoluted ways the results could ackshually change after the fact, certainly no one is rioting. Conservatives pretty much say "welp this is a fucking bummer" and resume their lives because it's not a huge surprise (the mainstream media had 4 whole years to hammer TDS into people after all). As soon as the Democrats started pushing for people to vote by mail (because voting in person is unsafe) I think most of us knew perfectly well what was up, and predicted that mail trucks full of just enough "misplaced" Biden ballots to get an edge in swing states were going to suddenly be found around 4 or 5 am. Trump's presidency was kind of a pressure release valve for people who were sick of the establishment, but his refusal to toe the line meant they were going to throw everything they had at him (the dumbest impeachment ever, saying supposed drug use and later the coof made him medically incompetent, sexual assault accusations, tax fraud accusations, etc) and I know I sure as shit didn't expect they'd stop short of straight up dead ass cheating.

This is a long shot but it would be the funniest thing ever if it comes out that the Democrats colluded with Russian hackers to fuck with the election

They had to release one of their viruses to make sure that people would be confused and cowed enough to accept voting fraud without civil war.

You've got to develop a grudging respect for the people in power.

 

[Socrates]

wtf trump is president why doesn't he just make himself the winner???

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

Thank God Oregon(?) legalized possession of drugs because I'm going to waste away there. Pick your poison or keep fighting a losing fight.

Can you do krokodil so it rots your fingers off and spares us from reading more of your A-frame "The end is nigh" posts?

 

[Dyn]

Factually false. The man didnt start a single new war and actively was working to reduce American troop numbers and create peace between long standing enemies.
You can call Trump a lot of things, but he was not a warmonger.

He increased drone strikes by 450% and military expenditures are up by 120 billion a year from 2016. I can absolutely call Trump a warmonger.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Cassandra Fairbanks is seething.

 

[LUNEKO]

wtf trump is president why doesn't he just make himself the winner???

I thought he was fascist, did twitter lie to me?

 

[Rotollo]

This is fine.

This but unironiclly, I want everyone to know the real reason JFK died was because Joe Dimaggio was jealous of this action with Marylin Monroe

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Cassandra Fairbanks is seething.
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Here we go boys, both sides are getting riled up.

 

[Socrates]

I thought he was fascist, did twitter lie to me?

I think they were mixing it up with "fat shit"

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Cassandra Fairbanks is seething.
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lol why do women always get onboard with the shittest takes

 

[Salt_Merchant]

So did CNN uncall arizona for Biden?

or did the never call it for him?

i assume if they have uncalled it then the mail order ballots they are getting are falling in trumps favour?


Sheesh and i thought AUstralia had the most retarded election when we had both parties have to whore themselves out to the minor parties to form government a few years ago.

this is taking the cake.

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

Is this just the dedicated shitposting thread? Now that I think about it, why wouldn't it be? There's another thread that's been around since February 2019. Continue on.