Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[CEO of Pickles]

I try to watch the clips but every time I click on one I'm instantly so bored with her low, Jeb Bush style energy that I have to stop it if I want to stay awake.

"I've posted my botched boob job."

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Wait but I thought Canada is perfect and everything is free like college and healthcare and it's like America except with zero problems?

Only idiot liberals from the east and Vancouver believe that. Canada is a totally fucked, failed state.

 

[M0JY0]

So, I finally got around to clipping Anisa's stream. The majority of the stream she talked about American politics, which is not surprising. I am Canadian, so I can't really make any commentary on what she was saying in regards to that subject. But if any American or politically-inclined Kiwi's want to take a look through that segment of the stream and comment on it, by all means. I'd be very interested to read it.

But these were the only really interesting things in the stream:

Spoiler: Anisa Stream - 11/01/2020

Anisa is almost 27 and has not gotten a pap smear, and listening to her describe it sounds like a body horror film. She has been putting off seeing a doctor since she has lived on her own and has always lied about getting a pap smear when asked by medical professionals. Now, I am sure I don't need to tell the ladies here how important it is to get a pap smear, but I'll say it anyway: It's is important to get your pap smears done as scheduled, especially if you have a family history of cervical cancer. The test also doesn't involve pushing past the cervix into your uterus. Yes, the tools are intimidating to look at and depending on your pain tolerance you may experience some mild pain. But, for most women, it is just uncomfortable. To me, it sounds like she has confused it with the pain associated with IUD insertion.

The new family doctor she is seeing is also very concerned about her moles, and she will be going to see a dermatologist to test for skin cancer. I guess the sunburn-turned-Neekolul-blush isn't as cute now, huh?

A really strange Onlyfans analogy comparing Onlyfans models and that one kid you hated in elementary school because they were too smart. Make of it what you will.

She goes on and on about how "she's an old hag" and talks about men peaking at 40-50, vs women who tend to hit their walls around that time. Compares herself to Sacha Baron Cohen when she has no makeup on, etc. It's fucking obnoxious to listen to.

Chat asks her about her breasts looking red and bruised, and they are genuinely concerned. Anisa says it's a symptom of "Irish skin." Girl, when you go see that family doctor you ought to ask him for his medical opinion on this. Those titties don't look normal.

And a bonus clip, because it's the only thing that genuinely made me laugh during the stream.

Are there ever any interesting bits?
The summaries you write up are more entertaining than the actual content she puts out. I try to watch the clips but every time I click on one I'm instantly so bored with her low, Jeb Bush style energy that I have to stop it if I want to stay awake.

Thank you for putting in the time and effort to keep all of us from being bored to death.

I am happy to do it!

With all these DMCA notices going around Twitch, streamers have started deleting their clips, so I just try to keep on top of it for the sake of archiving. But @FlyingWeirdo pretty much nailed it on the head. Anisa repeats herself and rambles often, I mostly stick around to see if she provides us any new information or says something exceptionally stupid.

That might change though. Anisa mentions she is going to try streaming at 1AM regularly. She says one of the reason for this is because less streamers are utilizing the platform, therefore more Twitch views for her. I don't know about that data personally, she could be right about that for all we know.

But another reason she says she wants to try streaming at that time is to "see who is in the chat." I think she's trying to dodge trolls. It's unfortunate because they tend to ask her hypothetical questions and inquire about her life, and that make the stream more interesting. I guess we'll have to see how some of these late night streams go. With her being so "old" she may have to go to bed early and return to her streaming time in the afternoon.

 

[longjohn]

No Pap at 27? Not only bad for cancer but if you all-in-one your genital health, they check for other things while you're in there. She has had at least 5 boyfriends, right, not including any hookups she allegedly had (I recall her bragging about escapades, not sure how true or if those were aforementioned boyfriends). Aside from getting her cervix examined, if you're sexually active, it's often recommended you get STI testing along with your pelvic exam. She's probably not gotten one of those either going off the first 75% of the Pap clip. Not sure how leaf medicine works, but in the US it's pretty normal to get them simultaneously if you're going in for the bare minimum of an annual checkup.

For record, Paps don't really hurt and that's not how they work going on her description. They swab for cells with a glorified Q-tip in and around the opening, it's nothing like a prostate exam although a pelvic exam kind of is, and I don't know a single woman myself included who has ever experienced legitimate pain during a smear. The Spec is a lot worse tbh. Always too cold lol

"I'm so old, sigh, pity me".
She should keep calling herself old, she's too old to be fucking around like she does with her childish priorities in life. I won't even harp her looks. She's almost 30 but acts almost 20 in the worst ways. Don't lie to your doctors, take care of your basic health needs, and stop deluding yourself into thinking your problems will go away if you ignore them. It's not "relatable", it's embarrassing.

Hopefully she doesn't have skin cancer and doesn't lose her tit. Btw, that isn't "Irish skin", that's the color of inflammation. Hopefully she takes care of her piercings unlike her tits and doesn't end up with hot, weeping "Irish" sores.

Wonder why she's doing all this now and not sooner.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

No Pap at 27? Not only bad for cancer but if you all-in-one your genital health, they check for other things while you're in there. She has had at least 5 boyfriends, right, not including any hookups she allegedly had (I recall her bragging about escapades, not sure how true or if those were aforementioned boyfriends). Aside from getting her cervix examined, if you're sexually active, it's often recommended you get STI testing along with your pelvic exam. She's probably not gotten one of those either going off the first 75% of the Pap clip. Not sure how leaf medicine works, but in the US it's pretty normal to get them simultaneously if you're going in for the bare minimum of an annual checkup.

For record, Paps don't really hurt and that's not how they work going on her description. They swab for cells with a glorified Q-tip in and around the opening, it's nothing like a prostate exam although a pelvic exam kind of is, and I don't know a single woman myself included who has ever experienced legitimate pain during a smear. The Spec is a lot worse tbh. Always too cold lol

"I'm so old, sigh, pity me".
She should keep calling herself old, she's too old to be fucking around like she does with her childish priorities in life. I won't even harp her looks. She's almost 30 but acts almost 20 in the worst ways. Don't lie to your doctors, take care of your basic health needs, and stop deluding yourself into thinking your problems will go away if you ignore them. It's not "relatable", it's embarrassing.

Hopefully she doesn't have skin cancer and doesn't lose her tit. Btw, that isn't "Irish skin", that's the color of inflammation. Hopefully she takes care of her piercings unlike her tits and doesn't end up with hot, weeping "Irish" sores.

Wonder why she's doing all this now and not sooner.

It could be because Alberta is losing its doctors, nurses and general employees over contracts and abolishing the union workers during a pandemic.

OR she plans on becoming a U.S. citizen with a K1 visa because those require physicals before applying.

 

[M0JY0]

It could be because Alberta is losing its doctors, nurses and general employees over contracts and abolishing the union workers during a pandemic.

Anisa mentioned it is because she is afraid of doctors, she has not seen any medical professional since she has been living on her own. I can imagine the pandemic has made things much slower now that she is going, though. Are family physicians and specialists outside hospitals unionized in Alberta? Or is the AMA the same as the OMA in regards to just advocating for doctors and not being protected under labour legislation?

OR she plans on becoming a U.S. citizen with a K1 visa because those require physicals before applying.

That would definitely be a solid push for someone who is afraid of doctors to get checked out. Hmm, I wonder if they are thinking of tying the knot? That visa is even nicknamed the "fiance visa" on the official government website.

 

[longjohn]

I thought she said she didn't want to be an American or that she'd never live here full time? To get her citizenship she'd have to have an uninterrupted stay afaik. Them living part time here and there wouldn't happen for 3 full years and it would make her house purchase extra stupid.

At this point they should marry. I can't see very many other options for either of them lol

 

[M0JY0]

I thought she said she didn't want to be an American or that she'd never live here full time? To get her citizenship she'd have to have an uninterrupted stay afaik. Them living part time here and there wouldn't happen for 3 full years and it would make her house purchase extra stupid.

I am kicking myself in the ass right now, she mentioned this in a previous stream from not too long ago that she deleted and I didn't think it was relevant so I didn't clip it. Anisa mentioned she plans to keep the home and rent it out or use it as an AirBnB since she does not plan to stay in Edmonton forever. Depending on how much her mortgage is the house could pay for itself if she does that. I don't know if this is due to a change of heart about America on her end, or on his end about Canada, or if she is just talking into the wind like she always does. It's interesting to speculate about, though.

 

[longjohn]

I mean it's a great choice to plan to rent, that's the only intelligent thing she's done even if the location isn't optimal (just going off the few things people have said about the city in the thread), but I doubt it was something she considered when she impulse bought it. Properties are cash machines, I feel like she'd have been bragging about it before she settled in had she planned it out.

Shocked she's not giving it to her mom and keeping it in the family considering her dad's situation and the fact her parent's have no money. Can't imagine using my ailing father for pity subs and then taking that money and thoughtlessly buying a house on a whim only to decide to rent it off a few months after getting bored of it tbh.

I wouldn't put it past her to have hoped had she and Ian gotten a house in Canada, he'd dump his property and wouldn't say no to staying, probably because she's struggled to get a VISA and it seemed easier for him to live there. A few months ago she was all about how crappy America is, so the change of heart is a little odd. If they literally green card marry though, it'll be the biggest life-imitates-meme since he started shooting her lewds lol

They better get the basement finished if they're renting it though. Ian just shot a vid in there and the insulation and plumbing is all exposed.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Anisa mentioned it is because she is afraid of doctors, she has not seen any medical professional since she has been living on her own. I can imagine the pandemic has made things much slower now that she is going, though. Are family physicians and specialists outside hospitals unionized in Alberta? Or is the AMA the same as the OMA in regards to just advocating for doctors and not being protected under labour legislation?

That would definitely be a solid push for someone who is afraid of doctors to get checked out. Hmm, I wonder if they are thinking of tying the knot? That visa is even nicknamed the "fiance visa" on the official government website.

I have no idea how doctors are controlled here, I just know they're paid by the govt. The hospital staff on the other hand are unionized and are responsible for sanitation, feeding and paperwork. It's quite complicated and to do such a thing during an pandemic is the last thing we need at the moment. My family has already started to leave the province because it's such a mess. When the pandemic hit I actually moved away from Edmonton as well. 10/10 wouldn't recommend living there.

I think living in America would be beneficial, especially in LA with all the influencers n shit. She could even send a portion of her earnings back to her family.

I mean it's a great choice to plan to rent, that's the only intelligent thing she's done even if the location isn't optimal (just going off the few things people have said about the city in the thread), but I doubt it was something she considered when she impulse bought it. Properties are cash machines, I feel like she'd have been bragging about it before she settled in had she planned it out.

Shocked she's not giving it to her mom and keeping it in the family considering her dad's situation and the fact her parent's have no money. Can't imagine using my ailing father for pity subs and then taking that money and thoughtlessly buying a house on a whim only to decide to rent it off a few months after getting bored of it tbh.

I wouldn't put it past her to have hoped had she and Ian gotten a house in Canada, he'd dump his property and wouldn't say no to staying, probably because she's struggled to get a VISA and it seemed easier for him to live there. A few months ago she was all about how crappy America is, so the change of heart is a little odd. If they literally green card marry though, it'll be the biggest life-imitates-meme since he started shooting her lewds lol

They better get the basement finished if they're renting it though. Ian just shot a vid in there and the insulation and plumbing is all exposed.

It's hard to buy a decent house in Edmonton, even the Mcmansions you see in the suburbs fall apart within months of being built. I think the unfinished basement would decrease the price for sure but it's better than most places lmao.

 

[M0JY0]

They better get the basement finished if they're renting it though. Ian just shot a vid in there and the insulation and plumbing is all exposed.

I didn't even realize he uploaded.

Spoiler: Archive: I HATE SCHOOL FUNDRAISERS!!! - idubbbz complains

I wonder if he will be taking Fiona with him when he goes back to California or if she'll stay with Anisa and Blitz? Fiona and him seem very attached to each other.

 

[longjohn]

@The Fifth Waltz Edmonton sounds like a shithole, if you don't mind me saying.

I def think Fiona is his view machine. He is using her to promote his second channel at the end. He hasn't tried to Kevin her yet though (Big Kev being Max's dog who has an insta). I feel bad for Blitz. Ian never filmed with him like that

Btw, vid is bad. Just a boomer trying to appeal to his kid demographic, calling fundraisers predatory.
E: almost forgot. The side-by-side between him now and him from the nostalgia bait photo is nuts. Really shows how much he let himself go tbh

 

[One Fist Man]

I didn't even realize he uploaded.

Spoiler: Archive: I HATE SCHOOL FUNDRAISERS!!! - idubbbz complains

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I wonder if he will be taking Fiona with him when he goes back to California or if she'll stay with Anisa and Blitz? Fiona and him seem very attached to each other.

After I watched this video, I can say that I really didn’t like it. And I’m not too sure why. I don’t know if it’s because its ANOTHER filler video he’s made that doesn’t relate to anything he’s doing or talking about recently. At least with his squirrel videos, he make a mini series out of it that gave some entertainment. And with his video about the giant toy popper, you could see the effort he put into the video and how much he was enjoying himself.

But with this video and a few others like them, where he just sits in one spot in a dingy looking area and talks about a random topic for 10 mins straight really isn’t entertaining.

It could just be me though.

 

[janedoe]

Anisa mentioned it is because she is afraid of doctors, she has not seen any medical professional since she has been living on her own.

afraid of doctors but not afraid to go under the knife for a tit job???????

 

[M0JY0]

afraid of doctors but not afraid to go under the knife for a tit job???????

Will Anisa finally invest more into her health than her tittie streaming career? Will she undergo a quarter life crisis? Will her and eDuppps finally settle down? Will those moles end up being cancerous after all? Will she backtrack on her long-held views for the sake of views and money?

Find out next week on "The Depths of Anisa's Hypocrisy."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I didn't even realize he uploaded.

Spoiler: Archive: I HATE SCHOOL FUNDRAISERS!!! - idubbbz complains

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I wonder if he will be taking Fiona with him when he goes back to California or if she'll stay with Anisa and Blitz? Fiona and him seem very attached to each other.

iDubbbz making fun of school fundraisers seem tame in restrospect, if you compare it to him actively taking care of squirrels for (almost) a living.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Anisa got her piercings and she’s slowly morphing into those “tumblr SJWs“ she used to make fun of lol

she’s clearly going through a premature midlife crisis of some kind with the multiple piercings, shopping sprees, and tattoos. Sad no one in her life cares enough to check in on her, but I guess she brought it upon herself.

 

[Homer Simpson]

@The Fifth Waltz Edmonton sounds like a shithole, if you don't mind me saying.

I def think Fiona is his view machine. He is using her to promote his second channel at the end. He hasn't tried to Kevin her yet though (Big Kev being Max's dog who has an insta). I feel bad for Blitz. Ian never filmed with him like that

Btw, vid is bad. Just a boomer trying to appeal to his kid demographic, calling fundraisers predatory.
E: almost forgot. The side-by-side between him now and him from the nostalgia bait photo is nuts. Really shows how much he let himself go tbh

It's not too bad honestly. The big problem is we are under a Conservative government which doesn't care about the average person and cares more about corporate money and getting money for themselves. They will cut funding over and over and blame the lack of service on lack of privatization rather than cuts in funding. They then try to get privatization and cause prices to soar. But, you can also buy 10 acres of land just outsode the city for under $100k if you know who to go through. So not a bad deal. And the houses going to shit quickly here is straight up bull. I've helped build a few and they usually don't need work outside minor things for about 10-20 years.

afraid of doctors but not afraid to go under the knife for a tit job???????

It's a different kind of knife. The knife she is afraid of doesn't give her any exterior change she can show off for money.

Anisa got her piercings and she’s slowly morphing into those “tumblr SJWs“ she used to make fun of lol
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she’s clearly going through a premature midlife crisis of some kind with the multiple piercings, shopping sprees, and tattoos. Sad no one in her life cares enough to check in on her, but I guess she brought it upon herself.

That's fucking hideous.

 

[Whatthefuckisupkyyyle]

Anisa got her piercings and she’s slowly morphing into those “tumblr SJWs“ she used to make fun of lol
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she’s clearly going through a premature midlife crisis of some kind with the multiple piercings, shopping sprees, and tattoos. Sad no one in her life cares enough to check in on her, but I guess she brought it upon herself.

My bet is idubbbz has a crush one someone else. Every time he crushes on someone she changes her look like a chameleon. Remember when there was that short haired brunette on twitter idubbbz was low key interested in then she cuts her hair and copied her style? That's what I think is going on. The doc martins, the piercings, the tits. She just becomes a caricature of what he thinks is attractive at the time.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

My bet is idubbbz has a crush one someone else. Every time he crushes on someone she changes her look like a chameleon. Remember when there was that short haired brunette on twitter idubbbz was low key interested in then she cuts her hair and copied her style? That's what I think is going on. The doc martins, the piercings, the tits. She just becomes a caricature of what he thinks is attractive at the time.

Idubbz was interested in an asian girl with a short hair and anisa did this:

The other farms memed her to hell and back

Unrelated but I found this while skimming through an old thread, thought it was funny: