Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Rekkington]

Yeah, I am the one who looks strange. Totally not the guy who hates me because I don't like Trump and is upset that Trump is losing but still denies being a Trumper.

Nobody hates you, dude. Calm down.

 

[ravensboy]

Yeah, I am the one who looks strange. Totally not the guy who hates me because I don't like Trump and is upset that Trump is losing but still denies being a Trumper.


I don't think they're necessary. Voting fraud via faking an identity like that is such a small percentage that it's negligible. If you were planning to commit voting fraud, pretending to be someone else when you're at the poll would be a really inefficient way of doing it.

My view of it is it takes away any peoples ability to conspiratorially claim that voter fraud is taking place in the first place when everyone must present ID to vote.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Nobody hates you, dude. Calm down.

You'd be surprised. Seriously. People report me regularly for being a "shill"

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Damn. I just realized that we're in the hundreds now. Pages sure pass man.

Already more successful than the TES thread.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

My view of it is it takes away any peoples ability to conspiratorially claim that voter fraud is taking place in the first place when everyone must present ID to vote.

No it won't. They'll just find other theories like the retarded sharpie conspiracy theory

 

[Rekkington]

You'd be surprised. Seriously. People report me regularly for being a "shill"

Yeah, everyone is obsessed with you, you get a lot of notifications on Kiwi Farms for posts you have made. I don't hate you, I am not saying what I say cause I HATE YOU for being against Trump lmao ok?

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

This whole affair will turn into a major scandal. What will history call it? I bet they'll just call it the "2020 election scandal," but we here, right now, can shape history by coming up with a good name that future generations can adore. Give me your best scandal names

All I know is that if it ends in "gate" I'm joining whichever foreign army is most likely to start dropping nukes and I'll be the one flying the plane

 

[Coldgrip]

Should've started on that already, you coward.

Excuse me? Some of us have full time jobs cooking crystal meth. Looks like somebody isn't going to get their allotment of repurposed pain thinner and low grade wood alcohol that passes as booze in our brave new world.

 

[Stoneheart]

Yeah, counting all of the votes is totally cheating.

they had 48 hours or so to count. there should be recounts and everyone involved should be banned from ever being a poll worker again.

My view of it is it takes away any peoples ability to conspiratorially claim that voter fraud is taking place in the first place when everyone must present ID to vote.

thats not true, you need to show your ID in EVERY other country. and Voter fraud is still a thing in quite a few nations.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

There is a lot of early celebration being done by the Biden Bros. I don't think you guys get it. Trump has been palling around with Israel for a reason. When his army of Ashkenazi lawyers roll up on these it's gonna be a display of jewry the likes of which the world has never seen.
I hope y'all are ready for the action goys.

 

[Nobue]

Wow you got a live one! Do I need to show you the 90,000 YouTube clips of Liberals and Leftists losing their shit? Are you actually out here denying what'd been going on for 4 years?

Look at all the lefty causes in recent years. Now that it's embarrassing, literally nobody supported any of those things, ever.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

All I know is that if it ends in "gate" I'm joining whichever foreign army is most likely to start dropping nukes and I'll be the one flying the plane

Mailgate
Postalgate
Michigate

 

[Meth Kennedy]

Meanwhile, the GOP apparently lost ground with a demographic they shouldn't have lost ground with - did they actually take white men for granted or are the pundits just assuming that white men love being pandered to and the GOP didn't pander hard enough? There's this weird assumption I see that you really need to kiss a demographic's ass super-hard on the basis of their demographic information in order to successfully court them. Are they saying that any given demographic will place "Kiss my ass for being white/black/Hispanic/female/etc." over addressing matters that might have a lot of commonality between demographics? What evidence do they have that bears that conclusion out?

All shitposts aside I think that the Democrats/leftists/etc were at least half right to mostly right about Trump's base consisting of white supremacists and white nationalists who threw a massive fit on the internet when he backed Israel over Palestine the first time. We have a lot on this site, Hollywood Hulk Hogan is right that they are almost exclusive A&H posters, and I think that the dip is probably entirely due to them staying home in a tard rage. Trump didn't lose like fifty percent of his white male supporters or some other absurdly high number so I feel comfortable with this conclusion, but I'm trying to come up with an instance where Trump actually "turned his back" on the white male demographic besides backing Israel. I'm not autistic enough to decipher the hidden 14D chess secrets from a Twitter post so maybe one of them could help spell it out a little bit.

EDIT: I fucked up but I'm leaving it there. To clarify I didn't mean all of his base, just that a part of it were those people and then they got mad.

 

[Smarty Pants]

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Rate him autistic all you want but he's not wrong in asking these questions. Fake ballots or not, the behavior of all sides is bizarre to put in mildly.

There's this weird assumption I see that you really need to kiss a demographic's ass super-hard on the basis of their demographic information in order to successfully court them.

Yeah, you do. That's just how it is and always has been. If you pretend that it should be otherwise you're making yourself stupid on purpose.

Are they saying that any given demographic will place "Kiss my ass for being white/black/Hispanic/female/etc." over addressing matters that might have a lot of commonality between demographics?

Yes.

What evidence do they have that bears that conclusion out?

Polls. We know how different demographics vote.

 

[MooseGump]

There is a lot of early celebration being done by the Biden Bros. I don't think you guys get it. Trump has been palling around with Israel for a reason. When his army of Ashkenazi lawyers roll up on these it's gonna be a display of jewry the likes of which the world has never seen.
I hope y'all are ready for the action goys.

Those wacky boys are at it again

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

At this point, with how much of a shitshow this has been, something a lot of people should be asking is "What comes next?"

Assume, for a moment, that this drama is all performative in nature. Someone's putting on a play for us, a morality play that is supposed to teach a lesson. What lesson is that? That the system is broken? That elites will not brook their plans being upended? That people are unwilling to accept things that don't go their way?

Who will take what lesson away from this? Nothing about this feels right. There is no decisive victory for either side at this point in time. Are there even two sides? Are there MORE than two sides? Who has what kind of skin in the game?

If the Dems were cheating, why not go whole hog and roll out a decisive Biden victory and game the shit out of the House/Senate races too? If this election had monumental importance to people (hence record turnout), why is that not a consistent pattern everywhere? If a ballot with just the Presidential race voted on is clearly suspect, why turn in a bunch of ballots with just that marked? If there are special markers on the ballots to prevent fake ones from being counted, how common is that knowledge?

The Dems seemed to have been banking on either the fix being in or it being a foregone conclusion that Trump would be largely rejected for reelection, because holy fuck was their ground game weak. Their candidates are uninspiring at best and polarizing at worst. Meanwhile, the GOP apparently lost ground with a demographic they shouldn't have lost ground with - did they actually take white men for granted or are the pundits just assuming that white men love being pandered to and the GOP didn't pander hard enough? There's this weird assumption I see that you really need to kiss a demographic's ass super-hard on the basis of their demographic information in order to successfully court them. Are they saying that any given demographic will place "Kiss my ass for being white/black/Hispanic/female/etc." over addressing matters that might have a lot of commonality between demographics? What evidence do they have that bears that conclusion out?

the lesson is to dump federal government (almost) entirely lol

imagine wanting to live at odds with the opposite half of the country over faux leadership because you can't agree on core values.

all. the. fucking. time.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Yeah, I am the one who looks strange. Totally not the guy who hates me because I don't like Trump and is upset that Trump is losing but still denies being a Trumper.


I don't think they're necessary. Voting fraud via faking an identity like that is such a small percentage that it's negligible. If you were planning to commit voting fraud, pretending to be someone else when you're at the poll would be a really inefficient way of doing it.

Jesus dude calm down. It's ok to be brown. Nobody is gonna deport you from shitholeistan.

 

[Duke Nukem]

>Noooo based hispanics will save us!
Hahahahaha holy fuck the delusion; Have fun watching Texas turn solid blue by the way

The whole country is going to go full CCP whether they like it or not. Enjoy the taste of Xi Pooh's micropenis burgertards.

 

[Comfyman]

All I know is that if it ends in "gate" I'm joining whichever foreign army is most likely to start dropping nukes and I'll be the one flying the plane

Niggercattlegate

 

[Rotollo]

This whole affair will turn into a major scandal. What will history call it? I bet they'll just call it the "2020 election scandal," but we here, right now, can shape history by coming up with a good name that future generations can adore. Give me your best scandal names

2000-II: Florida man takes the Rustbelt