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Real experimental science here. 8)

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Reading about this kind of thing is really bizarre for me, even more so that a bunch of Tumblr witches are trying to "transcend realities" or some shit.

One thing that I've done pretty consistently since I was in grade school is listen to music and then imagine up a story to accompany it, also kind of acting it out in-character in the process - even how they're feeling at the time. And usually, the whole story would be over the course of several songs that I'd save to a playlist.
I never included myself as any characters so I think that's a difference?
It's something that I always thought was unique to myself since I have a pretty active imagination so I was surprised to know other people did stuff like that.
Is it maladaptive daydreaming? Hell if I know. I've managed to live more or less a normal life so far.
I do still do it on occasion, but nowadays I'm writing or drawing out stories and characters much more than just acting them out and following the story in my head.
It's less a way of transitioning realities or some new-age crap for me, it's more a storytelling tool.

Honestly, it just sounds like these people just need to find a good D&D group or at the very least an RP text forum.
Bro you need some legit magic to get the damn schedules to line up for D&D if you’re not a teenager anymore.
 
These people don't even read the source material do they?
Really does feel like Christianity but for people who aren't down with that ye old bigotness and oppression, huh?

The capitalism one is killing me. Replace it with non-believing or satan and its like being in a Christian thought bubble.
 
This thread is getting off track so now you all have to deal with an dump of dumb shit.
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Did these people not wash their hands before corona?
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These people don't even read the source material do they?
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Tumblr is such an abyss of vapidity.

Really does feel like Christianity but for people who aren't down with that ye old bigotness and oppression, huh?

The capitalism one is killing me. Replace it with non-believing or satan and its like being in a Christian thought bubble.
I’ve never known any Christians as vapid and self-centered as a Tumblr user. Unless maybe they were teenager.
 
Not all witches are left wing.

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Pretty sure if she hates Biden enough to make a "manifestation journal" instead of shitposting about him online, she's still a lefty. She probably has a Bernie Sanders tattoo, I'd put money on it.

If only because I've noticed that a certain type of person has "journaling"-related hobbies, and it's not right-wingers.
 
Guys I just realized a piece we've all been missing about why people are so obsessed with the Greek gods in particular: Webtoons
I mean look at this shit. Lore Olympus is obviously the big one:
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This is supposed to be Persephone and Hades. The comic has video trailers:

There's also stuff like Punderworld
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This is also Persephone and Hades.

There are also a lot of weird-ass names in other stuff where readers feel clever for getting the reference:
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Your Throne
 
Guys I just realized a piece we've all been missing about why people are so obsessed with the Greek gods in particular: Webtoons
I mean look at this shit. Lore Olympus is obviously the big one:
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This is supposed to be Persephone and Hades. The comic has video trailers:

There's also stuff like Punderworld
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This is also Persephone and Hades.

There are also a lot of weird-ass names in other stuff where readers feel clever for getting the reference:
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My Deepest Secret
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Your Throne
:cryblood: Why is everything Tumblr draws so fucking ugly? Even the anime is painfully moe.
 
Guys I just realized a piece we've all been missing about why people are so obsessed with the Greek gods in particular: Webtoons
I mean look at this shit. Lore Olympus is obviously the big one:
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This is supposed to be Persephone and Hades. The comic has video trailers:

There's also stuff like Punderworld
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This is also Persephone and Hades.

There are also a lot of weird-ass names in other stuff where readers feel clever for getting the reference:
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My Deepest Secret
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Your Throne
I actually like Lore Olympus... however. You Are Absolutely Right that it contributes to tumblr witches viewing the Greek Gods as chill dude bros who view their worship as a comedy skit.
 
Let's see what the witches are up to on election night.
Seems like they're defaulting to normal, non-magical discourse.
...No wait, here we go:
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Emoji spell doesn't even say like to charge reblog to cast, that means it doesn't work. You had one rule for the laziest magic. You didn't follow it.

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You're right, there really isn't a lot yet. We might have to wait until the results are in.
 
Pretty sure if she hates Biden enough to make a "manifestation journal" instead of shitposting about him online, she's still a lefty. She probably has a Bernie Sanders tattoo, I'd put money on it.

If only because I've noticed that a certain type of person has "journaling"-related hobbies, and it's not right-wingers.
Let's see what the witches are up to on election night.
Seems like they're defaulting to normal, non-magical discourse.
...No wait, here we go:
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if they are burn pedos why are they not burning joe biden?
Not sure if I'm more into the idea of nazi witches or a new witch burning era. Both definitely have their appeals...
being has that most wiccans and witchbler witch people inhte tiktok cround are just larpers,i think if right wing occulstist more likely to be authentic in their practice and know what they are doing.so these lefties are just pissing in the wind
 
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If this is a simple hex I'd hate to find a complicated one.

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He literally kidnapped someone.

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I don't know if there is one day when a tumblr user doesn't tell someone to cast spells with their period blood.

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Aren't there digital copies of birth certificates? Wouldn't burning the physical ones be useless?

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I wonder who she cursed.

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Or you can dye your hair back to its natural color instead of neon pink.

Ok look here lady, I'm not making two stops. If I have to go get graveyard dirt already I'll just grab the wooden box while I'm there.
 
if they are burn pedos why are they not burning joe biden?

being has that most wiccans and witchbler witch people inhte tiktok cround are just larpers,i think if right wing occulstist more likely to be authentic in their practice and know what they are doing.so these lefties are just pissing in the wind
I read that and all I can think of is seeing this weird "lofi for witches" video on youtube when not logged in and the comments being so fucking idiotic I'd like to burn their owners at the stake.

In favor of your argument, Thule Society didn't seem to be taking the piss🤔
 
I read that and all I can think of is seeing this weird "lofi for witches" video on youtube when not logged in and the comments being so fucking idiotic I'd like to burn their owners at the stake.
In case you guys were curious. I only took some comments from up to two weeks ago.

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Drinking tea, doing tarot cards, and lighting candles at the same time? How talented!

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Witchcraft Law? I wonder what that courtroom would be like.

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What's this even have to do with Lo-Fi, Witches, or... anything?

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