"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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Sigh. Election day and not even a tweet from Jim.

A tweet pops up in every Jim follower's feed. It's a link to a live video on Jim's channel. They click to open it, only to be greeted by a video showing a horde of confused masses staring back at them. The camera somersaults around, half from being turned, half from being fumbled in the holder's hands. During its twisting, a wrinkled, hairy thumb occasionally obscures the camera as its handler stumbles to regain their grasp on the inanimate object. A peach-colored blur is seen against a background of blue posters in perfect focus. The camera corrects itself, and a face forms from the mass. It was him. Joe Biden, the entire time. He rips the skin from his neck apart, pulling away a yellowish-pink latex attached to a voice modulating electrolarynx. He props a cigarette into the scarred hole in his once-seamless neck and takes a deep breath from his chest. "Thank you for your support for the democrats this election," he rasps, giving a brief laugh echoing from his lungs which quickly shifts into a brief coughing fit. The sides of his mouth pull, revealing a grin which stretches all the way to his molars as his face wrinkles up to the forehead. "Now," he says in a cheerful gurgle, "onto the DNC's superchats for this fiscal year."

 

[George Cuckzunian]

LOL

 

[hawkisnight]

Jim being dead is a believable scenario. No election stream = no shekels, no tweets, no nothing.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Jim being dead is a believable scenario. No election stream = no shekels, no tweets, no nothing.

Yeah I checked on his twitter earlier to see if he's got anything to say, but he hasn't been active in more than a week. Would be really sad if he's actually gone. Kinda sucks that there's no actual way to verify this unless Jade gets on his account and tweets it out. He's gone long stretches of time away from the internet too.

It would be so Jim if he just dies and leaves the internet guessing forever.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Maybe the real Jim was the furries we bullied along the way.

 

[StillH2O]

Jim is good. Doctors and treatment suck. All the radiation finally fried the old Dell Dim3000

 

[High Tea]

It really is too tough to tell. Lately he's only been tweeting once a week. Now would it explain why he hasn't tweeted on the election? Yes. But he also disappears sometimes too. Unless you see an obit, it's too tough to see if it's a troll or not.

It would be funny if that shoveling pic was the only reveal. Or maybe he was the guy who put up that face dox a few weeks ago.

 

[PhoBingas]

It really is too tough to tell. Lately he's only been tweeting once a week. Now would it explain why he hasn't tweeted on the election? Yes. But he also disappears sometimes too. Unless you see an obit, it's too tough to see if it's a troll or not.

It would be funny if that shoveling pic was the only reveal. Or maybe he was the guy who put up that face dox a few weeks ago.

He could have gotten one of those week-long slaps on the wrist where your account is still visible but you can't log in and Twitter gives you one of those "you've been tweeting naughty things" popups.

 

[The Omni Cuckold]

He may just be going offline because no matter what your side is it can be hard to laugh at how the election is going. It's stressful to nearly everyone in the US and going offline would be a healthy choice for many. Hearing everyone staying up late for election news and even waking up in the middle of the night to hear about people still counting votes is bad.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I doubt he's dead since we don't get a cause. What would Jim die of right before the election?

 

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LOL

 

[Smarty Pants]

I doubt he's dead since we don't get a cause. What would Jim die of right before the election?

Dude, he has cancer.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

He may just be going offline because no matter what your side is it can be hard to laugh at how the election is going. It's stressful to nearly everyone in the US and going offline would be a healthy choice for many. Hearing everyone staying up late for election news and even waking up in the middle of the night to hear about people still counting votes is bad.

If Jim wasn't going though cancer treatment I suspect Jim could have no problems laughing at this shit show, Jim is "watch the world burn and laugh".
But yeah when I went though cancer treatments, I had a hard time staying awake chemo (and radiation) will suck the life out of you.

 

[High Tea]

I checked the major paper obits in his state. There is no variation of any of the names suspected of Jim and everyone except 2 or 3 people were 70+, so unless the family isn't putting out an obit or it isn't ready yet, he's still alive.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Dude, he has cancer.

I know, but it's slow and painful, not instant. Unless Jade decided to put him out of his misery.

 

[ProfDongs]

I know, but it's slow and painful, not instant. Unless Jade decided to put him out of his misery.

Jade did a murder-suicide because of the election.

 

[Quintex96]

I doubt he's dead since we don't get a cause. What would Jim die of right before the election?

Shame

 

[MediocreMilt]

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https://twitter.com/bfkermit_/status/1324526952699617283

https://archive.is/wip/KJP9m

BlackFaceKermit (known associate) is cracking jokes at the suggestion that Jim is actually dead

 

[George Cuckzunian]

funny whether or not he's dead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m losing it laughing at the idea of Jim being dead and this being the big reveal. It would be fucking hilarious if this were actually true, and I think even Jimbo would appreciate the comedy value.