Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I wonder why Josh didn't stream the election last night? I mean, what the hell else is he doing? Siting in that same dirty chair staring at his mac. He could have raked in a few DTTS while doing his normal shit.
"Joe Biden sniffs girl's hair, dude ....like BLECH!....NO!
and they say Trump is a sexist, racist, who would date his daughter, was friends with Jeffery Epstein (ALLEGEDLY TOOBZ) and fucks pornstars instead of his wives, but that's just the news toobz. Joe Biden, youtube JOE BIDEN Sniffs girls hair! That's messed up, toobs!"
 
I wonder why Josh didn't stream the election last night? I mean, what the hell else is he doing? Siting in that same dirty chair staring at his mac. He could have raked in a few DTTS while doing his normal shit.
"Joe Biden sniffs girl's hair, dude ....like BLECH!....NO!
and they say Trump is a sexist, racist, who would date his daughter, was friends with Jeffery Epstein (ALLEGEDLY TOOBZ) and fucks pornstars instead of his wives, but that's just the news toobz. Joe Biden, youtube JOE BIDEN Sniffs girls hair! That's messed up, toobs!"
I think he was getting triggered by people telling him he needs to get laid in his discord which caused this gender relations rant
Its his usually gender relations talking points
- Society putting pressure on men and women to have sex
- Unfair beauty standards
- Women can hit men but men can't hit women
He really needs to stop mentioning that last one in his videos if he wants to ever find an of age girlfriend.
He said he was talking about a female YouTuber in his discord and made a comment about how hot she was and people kept saying he needs to get laid so he decided to do a gender relations rant instead.

He also posted this:
He voted and he posted his wands. Celebratory beer for a successful wand harvest. Shows off his sticker he got for voting and now is working on looking for a new place to live.
 
Does anyone know what the spooky tuning is supposed to be for guitar? Key word, supposed, to be.
It varies wildly as he can't actually tune his guitar, but roughly speaking spooky tuning is open D tuning so he can get all the benefits of drop d playing, but now he can do a whole chord across the frets with just one finger. I'll try to find a video of him tuning and be more specific,
 
fucking WHY
why do you WANT to keep breathing toxic fumes josh, you are so fucking stupid
Clint has said on the subreddit ( couple years ago now) that he was excited to see Josh getting into making and selling the wands because it meant he was motivated and focused enough to do something constructive but I think it may have been a curse in disguise. All the paint fumes in conjunction with alcohol and spice have almost definitely sped up his brain rot.
 
Went through the thread and noticed that the Kingcobrapedia wiki has never been posted - https://kingcobrapedia.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS (A)
Some gems from it;
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Here is a video where Josh talks about the aftermath in relation to the driving for a stick of butter and getting pulled over
This whole channel is full of old videos from 2012 to 2017 and definitely worth going through https://www.youtube.com/c/KingCobraArchive/playlists

I don't think this old article has been posted either, the comments under the article are funny as well but archive wont seem to let me save them.
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https://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/19/gothickingcobra52-is-your-new-metal-god/ (A)

Reddit Art - KobraLung
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From his FB
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driving for a stick of butter and getting pulled over
:lit: This could only happen to Kobes

Also, he talks so fast in his older videos in comparison to his current ones. Alcohol and paint fumes has melted his brain.

Latest stream:
Start:
- Talking about his plan for a ventilated wand station when he gets a new place. He'll put the table near a window and paint one wand at a time.
- Has a few prospective apartments lined up
- Started packing
- Once he's moved his stuff out he will clean, paint and replace the carpet and blinds.
4:46:
- Gender relations
6:21:
- He's happy that Roma Army has a boyfriend
- No Pusseh!
8:11:
- Drinking Joose
- Sings a Joose song
9:07:
- Starts watching incel video
- Talking about wands
11:40:
- Gender relations rant. Both men and women should be good cooks. Chicks dig home made chocolate cakes.
13:09:
- KingSoapraJFS!
- Back to watching the video
- Ranting about cat calling
15:02:
- Shills his Teespring
- Talking about catcalling with his dad. Says it would be weird to catcall women if he was walking down the street with his step mom
17:56:
- Society says it's okay for women to catcall men but not the other way around.
18:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
- Trolls stop him from getting an of age goth girlfriend
- Muh autism
20:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
21:10:
- He will find a new place to live and improve gender relations along the way.
- Back to watching the video
23:06:
- Women are only creeped out by catcalling if the dude is unattractive or creepy
24:20:
- Shills his people suck I need a beer shirt
- Women get offended at being called attractive only when they think the dude is ugly
26:00:
- Was accused of sexual harassment at school by a girl who was definitely secretly attracted to him and dressed provocatively but she is probably sorry now because he is such a big YouTube celebrity.
29:40:
- People might like being complimented on their looks after going to the gym.
- Talks about girls making lewd comments at men in gyms or touching their muscles in the gym. Men wouldn't get away with this.
33:50:
- Men are only valued for their income or being able to fix things. Women are valued on their looks. Society is unfair to both sexes.
35:05:
- Incels= feminazis
- Ranting about how single parents are treated in the dating scene.
37:13:
- Incel rant
- Says he saw a video of himself ranting about not getting laid in 10 months and says he isn't the same person as he was in that video and doesn't like the type of person he was in that video.
- Gender relations
40:40:
- Talks about when he got his first kiss (He ditched class when he was 18 and got his first kiss)
42:00:
- Focusing on the positives of being single
44:33:
- If Trump wins don't riot.
- Stop the violence
- Body positivity movement
- There is no body positivity movement for men - unfair
- Life is shit for everyone
51:10:
- KingSoapraJFS!
52:03:
- He only has one great grandparent left.
- Talks about his great grandparents relationship
55:51:
- Incel rant
- He grew up with his step mom studying women's history so he is educated in the struggles of women
58:40:
- He's keeping his cans for Darfliny to smelt.
- Gave Darfliny tactical soap
- Homedad Clint likes Tactical soap
- KingSoapraJFS!
1:01:25:
- They can't legally make a soap that makes women want to fuck you on the spot
1:04:16:
- Gives dating advice on how to seduce men/ women
1:08:00:
- Talking about the election
1:10:15:
- Incel rant
- Video game nerds = incels
- Gamer girls exist
 
Does anyone know what the spooky tuning is supposed to be for guitar? Key word, supposed, to be.

It varies wildly as he can't actually tune his guitar, but roughly speaking spooky tuning is open D tuning so he can get all the benefits of drop d playing, but now he can do a whole chord across the frets with just one finger. I'll try to find a video of him tuning and be more specific,

Alright, here is Josh explaining spooky tuning in his own words.
 
Ever since Josh got kicked out of the Rock Club Nation discord server he’s been in another one. I wonder if any devoted kiwis are in it and are holding back on some juicy details about his current situation.

I feel like things in the cobraverse are really picking up but he’s not so open about his life anymore because of all the constant alogging from his “fans.”

I have hope that his lolcow teats will be milked in the upcoming move to a new place and all the autistic rage that will come with.
 
Ever since Josh got kicked out of the Rock Club Nation discord server he’s been in another one. I wonder if any devoted kiwis are in it and are holding back on some juicy details about his current situation.

I feel like things in the cobraverse are really picking up but he’s not so open about his life anymore because of all the constant alogging from his “fans.”

I have hope that his lolcow teats will be milked in the upcoming move to a new place and all the autistic rage that will come with.
Somebody should ask a Mod or Null lol.
 
:lit: This could only happen to Kobes

Also, he talks so fast in his older videos in comparison to his current ones. Alcohol and paint fumes has melted his brain.

Latest stream:
Start:
- Talking about his plan for a ventilated wand station when he gets a new place. He'll put the table near a window and paint one wand at a time.
- Has a few prospective apartments lined up
- Started packing
- Once he's moved his stuff out he will clean, paint and replace the carpet and blinds.
4:46:
- Gender relations
6:21:
- He's happy that Roma Army has a boyfriend
- No Pusseh!
8:11:
- Drinking Joose
- Sings a Joose song
9:07:
- Starts watching incel video
- Talking about wands
11:40:
- Gender relations rant. Both men and women should be good cooks. Chicks dig home made chocolate cakes.
13:09:
- KingSoapraJFS!
- Back to watching the video
- Ranting about cat calling
15:02:
- Shills his Teespring
- Talking about catcalling with his dad. Says it would be weird to catcall women if he was walking down the street with his step mom
17:56:
- Society says it's okay for women to catcall men but not the other way around.
18:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
- Trolls stop him from getting an of age goth girlfriend
- Muh autism
20:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
21:10:
- He will find a new place to live and improve gender relations along the way.
- Back to watching the video
23:06:
- Women are only creeped out by catcalling if the dude is unattractive or creepy
24:20:
- Shills his people suck I need a beer shirt
- Women get offended at being called attractive only when they think the dude is ugly
26:00:
- Was accused of sexual harassment at school by a girl who was definitely secretly attracted to him and dressed provocatively but she is probably sorry now because he is such a big YouTube celebrity.
29:40:
- People might like being complimented on their looks after going to the gym.
- Talks about girls making lewd comments at men in gyms or touching their muscles in the gym. Men wouldn't get away with this.
33:50:
- Men are only valued for their income or being able to fix things. Women are valued on their looks. Society is unfair to both sexes.
35:05:
- Incels= feminazis
- Ranting about how single parents are treated in the dating scene.
37:13:
- Incel rant
- Says he saw a video of himself ranting about not getting laid in 10 months and says he isn't the same person as he was in that video and doesn't like the type of person he was in that video.
- Gender relations
40:40:
- Talks about when he got his first kiss (He ditched class when he was 18 and got his first kiss)
42:00:
- Focusing on the positives of being single
44:33:
- If Trump wins don't riot.
- Stop the violence
- Body positivity movement
- There is no body positivity movement for men - unfair
- Life is shit for everyone
51:10:
- KingSoapraJFS!
52:03:
- He only has one great grandparent left.
- Talks about his great grandparents relationship
55:51:
- Incel rant
- He grew up with his step mom studying women's history so he is educated in the struggles of women
58:40:
- He's keeping his cans for Darfliny to smelt.
- Gave Darfliny tactical soap
- Homedad Clint likes Tactical soap
- KingSoapraJFS!
1:01:25:
- They can't legally make a soap that makes women want to fuck you on the spot
1:04:16:
- Gives dating advice on how to seduce men/ women
1:08:00:
- Talking about the election
1:10:15:
- Incel rant
- Video game nerds = incels
- Gamer girls exist
"They can't legally make a soap that makes women want to fuck you on the spot. That's illegal."
 
This guy should just troon out. He definitely has the ‘women’s rights’ bullshit down.
Rate me autistic but has anyone introduced him to Chantal? The constant fucking burping will go well with Chinny’s constant farting.
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Cobes would probably look something like Aunt Pearl. The original video has been smoked off youtube. Does anyone have archive?
 
This guy should just troon out. He definitely has the ‘women’s rights’ bullshit down.
Rate me autistic but has anyone introduced him to Chantal? The constant fucking burping will go well with Chinny’s constant farting.

Josh's dedication to women's rights is completely surface level and as thin as his hair. I don't ever see Josh trooning out. His conception of his own masculinity is too central to his identity. His main goal is finding an of age girl so he feels validated as a man. It would take something pretty drastic to get him to troon, and I don't think a constant stream of failing to find a woman will be enough... but we can always hope.
 
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