Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's a tough call. Trump has the weight advantage, but it's mainly fat. Trump is a bit younger, but neither guy is a spring chicken. Biden is in better physical shape, but he's also lighter.

I'd say Biden has a slight edge due to Trump being a pussy when push comes to shove, but it'd be a close one. Like 6/10 towards Biden.
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They way he holds a glass also tells me he is limp wristed.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's a tough call. Trump has the weight advantage, but it's mainly fat. Trump is a bit younger, but neither guy is a spring chicken. Biden is in better physical shape, but he's also lighter.

I'd say Biden has a slight edge due to Trump being a pussy when push comes to shove, but it'd be a close one. Like 6/10 towards Biden.
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It'll be boring until Jeb! enters with the folding chair to rightfully take his spot as King of Guac.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's a tough call. Trump has the weight advantage, but it's mainly fat. Trump is a bit younger, but neither guy is a spring chicken. Biden is in better physical shape, but he's also lighter.

I'd say Biden has a slight edge due to Trump being a pussy when push comes to shove, but it'd be a close one. Like 6/10 towards Biden.
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Nah, Trump just needs to get on top of Biden and it's over. Biden is in better shape but he's not in "lift Trump off of you" kind of shape. Then Trump would just have to wail on him while crushing his body.
 
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Gezkill said:
Elections take weeks to actually confirm presidential votes this whole nov 3rd election shit is media coverage thats it.


The actual electorial voting process doesn't even begin to December 14th. This is all media hoopla.
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Usually you know who won by election night and no one is extending the dates of accepted ballots by over a week.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Nah, Trump just needs to get on top of Biden and it's over. Biden is in better shape but he's not in "lift Trump off of you" kind of shape. Then Trump would just have to wail on him while crushing his body.
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Do you really think Trump could throw 3 punches without passing out from exhaustion? The guy gets winded playing golf.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's a tough call. Trump has the weight advantage, but it's mainly fat. Trump is a bit younger, but neither guy is a spring chicken. Biden is in better physical shape, but he's also lighter.

I'd say Biden has a slight edge due to Trump being a pussy when push comes to shove, but it'd be a close one. Like 6/10 towards Biden.
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trump actually has experience in pro-wresting, biden can't wrestle his way out of a paper bag. I'd give it to trump solely on that.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's a tough call. Trump has the weight advantage, but it's mainly fat. Trump is a bit younger, but neither guy is a spring chicken. Biden is in better physical shape, but he's also lighter.

I'd say Biden has a slight edge due to Trump being a pussy when push comes to shove, but it'd be a close one. Like 6/10 towards Biden.
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Biden has that crazy old man strength but I'm pretty sure Trump knows Krav Maga.
 
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Nejo said:
Hideo Kojima can be heard laughing loudly from California
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#TrustThePlan #WWG1WGA #StormIsUponUs
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
The strategy is to have all eyes trained on another state, which coincidentally North Carolina also is scheduled to have their counting done by the 12th, and then finish up their blitzkrieg counting of another ballot dump at 4:00 am on Nov. 11 with no oversight.
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It also eats up about a week that could have been spent on court challenges. After all you can't challenge the count when they refuse to finish it.
 
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