Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Titos]

He recently posted a Tiktok saying that his doctor told him not to drink sodas after the surgery, but he was "on the road and needed the caffeine" and thus has been "hooked on Mtn.Dew ever since".

I'm convinced he's retarded.

I wonder if caffeine has enhanced effects after the surgery. The guy I know who got it done will get absolutely shitfaced after a single beer now.

 

[AssDust]

I wonder if caffeine has enhanced effects after the surgery. The guy I know who got it done will get absolutely shitfaced after a single beer now.

this has been his excuse as to why he still drinks pop. He doesn't drink coffee, so he likes to drink it in the morning for the caffeine.

Gimme a break. His morning is 3pm when he wakes up.

But, he also states the pop is never his, it's his roommates, or its Diet.

This is a guy that does all his grocery shopping online, orders those meals in a box. He was never interested in eating not what he wanted. You can clearly see his face is getting rounder.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He knows that caffeine capsules exist, right? And coffee?

 

[Jones McCann]

this has been his excuse as to why he still drinks pop. He doesn't drink coffee, so he likes to drink it in the morning for the caffeine.

Gimme a break.

But, he also states the pop is never his, it's his roommates, or its Diet.

This is a guy that does all his grocery shopping online, orders those meals in a box. He was never interested in eating not what he wanted. You can clearly see his face is getting rounder.

Diet soda is the coping soda, the "i'm fat but totally on a diet!" drink.

 

[Tramadol]

there is a dispensary in Fayetteville. A simple google search shows that. Probably takes him 30 mins to drive there.

I know that, I'm saying Federal law triumphs over state law, any state with legal pot will not be able to let you smoke a doobie and own a gun at the same time

 

[Trollpatrol]

Looks like Boogie's new GF, a "friend he met through a mutual" was from Seeking, a sugar daddy website. Pics to match and Boogie's amazing profile. Close up picture to see the same tattoos and phone in both pics.
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Hahaha, this fat fucking loser man.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Lmao. Good on that gorl, reap the cash from this fat bastard

 

[The Omni Cuckold]

He knows that caffeine capsules exist, right? And coffee?

A lot of people for whatever reason don't know caffeine pills really exist. Very easy and cheap way to get some caffeine if you don't want to pay for coffee or don't want to spend time making it.

 

[moocow]

Looks like Boogie's new GF, a "friend he met through a mutual" was from Seeking, a sugar daddy website. Pics to match and Boogie's amazing profile. Close up picture to see the same tattoos and phone in both pics.
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Good fucking god ... $200 will rent a much better looking woman for an hour who will actually have sex with you and won't nag you by text every five minutes after you leave or try to drain your bank account. What is this idiot thinking?!?!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

A lot of people for whatever reason don't know caffeine pills really exist. Very easy and cheap way to get some caffeine if you don't want to pay for coffee or don't want to spend time making it.

Eagle energy vapes are good, too. Two delicious vague flavors to choose from.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Boogie signal boosting more weight loss congratulatory messages while claiming he has lost weight again. Specifically, the claim that he is 355 lbs and has "kept it off". Maybe he forgot that he weighed in at 364.2lbs when Frank Hassle challenged him to hop on a scale on Killstream? Maybe he forgot that he posted a scale picture of 334.4lbs earlier this year and he's spent all of 2020 reversing gains from the surgery?

 

[YaBoi]

Ha! Let's take a look at the video he uploaded today and compare it to one back in January:

There's no way that 10-15lbs can make that much of a difference. He can only keep this 350lbs lie going for so long before even his most delusional fans catch on.

 

[Bender]

Boogie signal boosting more weight loss congratulatory messages while claiming he has lost weight again. Specifically, the claim that he is 355 lbs and has "kept it off". Maybe he forgot that he weighed in at 364.2lbs when Frank Hassle challenged him to hop on a scale on Killstream? Maybe he forgot that he posted a scale picture of 334.4lbs earlier this year and he's spent all of 2020 reversing gains from the surgery?

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"I am sitting at 355 still."

Maybe he should stop sitting and do some exercise instead.

 

[AssDust]

"I am sitting at 355 still."

Maybe he should stop sitting and do some exercise instead.

how? He'll just be victimized going outside.

He probably thinks Hassle will jump from a helicopter next.

 

[Bender]

how? He'll just be victimized going outside.

He probably thinks Hassle will jump from a helicopter next.

Maybe if someone sneaks over to his house and tapes a life-size cutout of Hassle to his front door... Boogie leaves to buy a couple of dinner plate-sized cookies, turns around to lock the door and suddenly finds himself staring into the eyes of his arch-enemy. He left the gun in the house, he's defenceless, in his panic he decides his only hope for survival is to waddle away as fast as he can before the nasty person says mean words.

If he power-waddles to the end of his garden path without keeling over from the effort I reckon that's probably 100 calories burnt considering all the weight his legs will be carrying.

 

[thejackal]

Good fucking god ... $200 will rent a much better looking woman for an hour who will actually have sex with you and won't nag you by text every five minutes after you leave or try to drain your bank account. What is this idiot thinking?!?!

Thing is boogie doesn't actually want sex as much as he wants to "prove his haydurs" wrong that he's capable of dating. It's a hilarious self own as this is his 4th "GF" his found via sugar daddy sites. It's like everytime he starts crowing about some "new GF" within a week it's easily proven she's just a whore by any other name.

But agree, he should just hire a fucking hooker.

 

[moocow]

Thing is boogie doesn't actually want sex as much as he wants to "prove his haydurs" wrong that he's capable of dating. It's a hilarious self own as this is his 4th "GF" his found via sugar daddy sites. It's like everytime he starts crowing about some "new GF" within a week it's easily proven she's just a whore by any other name.

But agree, he should just hire a fucking hooker.

That's the crazy part -- my (admittedly limited) understanding of these "sugar daddy" relationships is that the guy is expected to pay bills and buy things for the woman, who may or may not spend much time with him at all and who may or may not even have sex with him (ever), and he's expected to "take care of her" while leaving her to do whatever she wants with other men. It's not like a sugar baby will actually move in with her simp or be willing to be seen in public with him.

From articles I've seen over the past couple years about this absurdly one-sided "arrangement," it's considered "poor form" for a man to expect sex from his "sugar baby" or even affection, or to threaten cutting her off to get what he wants from her. Men are also explicitly told not to expect monogamy even if sex is on the table, and it's equally "poor form" to get jealous of her other lovers (even if they're also sugar daddies and she's obviously double- or triple-dipping).

I don't see the appeal of this shit at all, but simping in general is nonsensical to me so it's probably for the best. This just seems like simping in person with occasional hugs and possibly some loveless sex if you're lucky.

Christ, as bad as mail order brides tend to be, even that arrangement seems better than this "sugar daddy" garbage.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

In fact I'm starting to recall he was talking about dating within his age. So either that was a complete lie or there was a different older women involved at some point.

When the fake SWAT-ting saga was going down, he revised his story to put himself in the driver seat and pretend like he was the one controlling the narrative. His "PR executive friend in LA" told him to lie about the Sam & Tolki sub to get them off his back. I believe his "friend in the FBI" also played a role in this 5d chess game he was orchestrating. The major lie at the core of his 200 IQ galaxy brain move was to repeatedly lie about being SWAT-ted, which he did do a number of times and especially in private DM conversations that eventually got leaked to S&T (he tried playing it off as though he wanted this to happen).

One of the other lies he was going on about was him dating an independent w*man his age who had a great job and her life together. He had elaborate details about this made up girlfriend that only a sociopath could come up with and pass off to others as if she was real. This was also at the same time so many were criticizing him for doing Tik Tok vids with 16 year olds and always hanging out on there half naked while interacting with teens, as well as coming off the back of the Lucy Foxx saga where the 19 year old porn whore outed him for emotionally abusing her and essentially keeping her kidnapped in his McMansion.

You could be referencing something else but I do not remember other claims made by him where he talks about dating anyone near his age. He has came out and said that he can't date w*men his age because they don't like video games like younger kids do (he considers himself to have stopped growing up at 15 y/o).

 

[AssDust]

That's the crazy part -- my (admittedly limited) understanding of these "sugar daddy" relationships is that the guy is expected to pay bills and buy things for the woman, who may or may not spend much time with him at all and who may or may not even have sex with him (ever), and he's expected to "take care of her" while leaving her to do whatever she wants with other men. It's not like a sugar baby will actually move in with her simp or be willing to be seen in public with him.

From articles I've seen over the past couple years about this absurdly one-sided "arrangement," it's considered "poor form" for a man to expect sex from his "sugar baby" or even affection, or to threaten cutting her off to get what he wants from her. Men are also explicitly told not to expect monogamy even if sex is on the table, and it's equally "poor form" to get jealous of her other lovers (even if they're also sugar daddies and she's obviously double- or triple-dipping).

I don't see the appeal of this shit at all, but simping in general is nonsensical to me so it's probably for the best. This just seems like simping in person with occasional hugs and possibly some loveless sex if you're lucky.

Christ, as bad as mail order brides tend to be, even that arrangement seems better than this "sugar daddy" garbage.

it shows he has no friends anymore, covid world or not.

he's tried every which way to lure women over to his lair. Boogie coming to pick you up for a date? Get real.

it's much easier to have an agreement with a willing woman for money. Come over, show me some basic affection, cook, clean and maybe let me sniff your butthole.

you just question how much he spends monthly on OnlyFans and custom vidoes.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

But, he also states the pop is never his, it's his roommates, or its Diet.

Or he just takes a sip on camera, proclaims how disgusting all the sugar is, and makes a big deal about throwing it away. He's done this a number of times. One occasion that stands out to me was last year when he was in LA for some creator gig, they were at a backyard carnival of some kind hosted by YouTube. Boogie ordered dinner and then sought out a girl sitting by herself and eating her pasta (sandwich maybe? idk) alone. He sat down next to her while she's looking mad uncomfortable and proceeded to make fun of her choice for dinner... "Wait, can you really eat allllll of that? Damn I could never! More power to you, I wish I could eat like that! Lucky!". It was peak Boogie.

Relevant in this clip: "It doesn't even taste good. Why did I ever like, drink, or buy this?"

Proceeds to pour the Mountain Dew into an airport trash can. Notice how he can't help but fuck with the lady making $8/hour by using his retard voice.

He fucks with any employee/passenger he encounters at the airport in this video, which is even more insufferable than ever. I added in the last 5 seconds bc it's hilarious to me there are people like him who legitimately require "seatbelt extenders" just to board a flight lol.

Thing is boogie doesn't actually want sex as much as he wants to "prove his haydurs" wrong that he's capable of dating. It's a hilarious self own as this is his 4th "GF" his found via sugar daddy sites. It's like everytime he starts crowing about some "new GF" within a week it's easily proven she's just a whore by any other name.

But agree, he should just hire a fucking hooker.

Exactly, 100%. Before whatever girl he is paying comes over, he fantasizes in his mind about what kind of pics he'll take with her + Tweet, how he'll describe their "relationship", unnecessary details he'll add to lend his fake relationship authenticity, how he'll describe her personality to his audience online, etc.

You're correct in saying that he's really only paying these sugar babies for the fabricated flex to those who follow him online. Do you think he seriously is appreciative of the meals she's cooking him? LOL get real. It's not meant for his fans either, he pays these girls to come over strictly to broadcast this "girlfriend" story to his haters alone lol. It's truly sad when you break it down, it's also easy because of how mind numbingly predictable he is. He gets nothing out of pushing a false story like this to other retards he's cool with online like Ricky Berwick. It's entirely directed at those he wants to make jealous and "seethe". All of that money, energy, and time just so he can pretend he's not Boogie2988 irl and post photos like this one.