Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
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Jimjamflimflam said:
Jesus fuck, what happened to him. He was hilarious on Strangers with Candy. What a pussy now.
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Dark Edea said:
The only thing the last five years have taught me is that Stephen Colbert is pathetic.
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This is just how the left pushes itself nowadays. I honestly am not going to watch the video, and simply reminisce of the "truthyness" days. But being weak and vulnerable is now more of a push for the left than cold hearted snark.
Its not "ha look at Colbert ridicule them for being dumb" anymore, its now "oh no, they're making Colbert cry, those monsters!"
 
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WeedMeister said:
On the other hand, I have been following
Ted Cruz
vicariously through youtube recommendations and twitter reposts and he looks like he's really got the hand on the pulse of what both republicans and centrists are aligned with AND he's not a giant fat old mouthbreathing retard with questionable past whose speech turns off anyone who had more than 8 classes worth of education. Now that Republicans know that Trumpism can work, there's an incentive to improve upon it.
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Trumpism was just a start. Trump started something amazing for Republicans and this election proved that.

Now they need a candidate who doesn't say inflammatory shit and cause unnecessary backlash. Stick to the core message, start building coalition in urban cities and they will sweep the entire country.

Trump gave Republicans a golden goose. America supports American first policy. They just need to start capitalizing on it.....if they were not so fucking corrupt.
 
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Let's not forget to thank the man who is ultimately responsible for the upcoming civil war.

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Trigger the libs. Own the libs.
 
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Jimjamflimflam said:
Jesus fuck, what happened to him. He was hilarious on Strangers with Candy. What a pussy now.
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2016 happened. It broke him. Which was admittedly funny in and of itself at the time.
Ero said:
The fact that the average American didn't care about the Middle East didn't stop the last 5 or so presidents from getting involved in the Middle East.
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There's some tangible benefit to getting involved in the Middle-East for the US. There's zero for getting involved in the Caucasus, especially since there's no real "good guys" and "bad guys" there, or at least no one that could be passed off as an Assad figure, a Gaddafi figure or a Saddam figure that needs a Predator missile up their ass.
 
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XtrmGamr719 said:
I honestly do believe that people would be going for Trump’s head if/when he leaves the White House. Like no secret service, all the maniacs are outside with weapons to beat him to a bloody pulp.
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I didn't mean as a target for a lone gunman, Ex-presidents still get SS escorts (or at least I'm very sure they do).
I mean if the state goes after him, every piece of media, big data company, hollywood influencer, social media site will be putting an X on him and doing everything they can do to help the state. The GOP would not interfere.
 
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Suburban Bastard said:
Honestly just fucking concede on immigration already, Hispanics are pretty much white people with permanent tans and an unholy tolerance for spicy food.
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USA done fucked in the 90's. It needed millions of cheap workers and decided to let spics in, when it shoulda imported millions of eastern europeans to pick your veggies and trim your lawns, you'd get people endlessly thankful to be american, and hating communism and also white-passing.
 
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jenstark101 said:
Time to debunk some copes that are appearing in these threads:

1. "We can steal the election by convincing Biden electors to vote Bernie etc"

Nope. 2016 was an aberration on that front. The hard-left is supporting Biden to stop Trump (including Chomsky, Moore etc), as Trump went off the rails this year. Plus Biden will have 300-310 electoral votes, not enough for faithless electors

2. "We will win back most swing states with a ton of recounts"

Extremely unlikely to benefit Trump to that extent and could even benefit Dems. If it benefited Dems it would probably force a Senate tie, in the Democrats favor, because of the close Georgia Senate races. In the case of a Senate tie, it would be Kamala's job to break all ties, giving the Dems full control. Plus a recount would make your "no mail in votes" (lol) claim moot. Wisconsin and other democratic states welcome a recount because they know they won. Even if in some weird scenario Trump won Georgia (the closest margin) in a recount, Biden would still have Pennsylvania and other states with a good margin enough margin to survive any recount.

tl;dr Trump would have to win multiple recounts which is very unlikely.

3. "Trump can waltz into the supreme court and ask for the presidency"

Nope. Its a court with rules, not a candy shop with free candy as thanks for recent appointees. 2000 was triggered by an automatic recount in a single state that couldn't be resolved without a higher court intervening. Courts are laughing Trump's lawsuits out in the first ten minutes even in Republican states like Georgia.

4. "We'll just not concede. We can just leave it to the fact that there are more Republican states. Then we pull off extra elector hijinks which Pence can then vote on and declare Trump victor"

Nope. Nancy would just stall any and all necessary hearings on that until Inauguration, after which Biden would be the winner, see #5.

5. "Trump can just stay in the white house no matter what happens."

Nope. The Secret Service has already begun protecting Biden more than usual. They are getting accustomed to a transfer of power. The constitution mandates a transfer on inauguration and they'll have to haul him out as a vagrant come that day

6. " If I keep shouting 'Fraud!' enough times something will give."

Nope. Nope, sorry. Not how it works.

A Biden presidency will be fine, he's a unifying figure you'll get over it.
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I mean when you're right you're right, I've been sitting here for the past couple of days shitting on Trump but I wanted the dude to win. Sitting here and screaming these things makes you look foolish. It makes you look like some blue hair tranny check mark or whatever talking about how the Nazis will be here any day now.

Have a little dignity in the face of defeat.
 
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KingCoelacanth said:
I didn't mean as a target for a lone gunman, Ex-presidents still get SS escorts (or at least I'm very sure they do).
I mean if the state goes after him, every piece of media, big data company, hollywood influencer, social media site will be putting an X on him and doing everything they can do to help the state. The GOP would not interfere.
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Oh yeah they do, why the hell did I forget that?
 
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potato fan said:
USA done fucked in the 90's. It needed millions of cheap workers and decided to let spics in, when it shoulda imported millions of eastern europeans to pick your veggies and trim your lawns, you'd get people endlessly thankful to be american, and hating communism and also white-passing.
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Spics are cute though
 
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