Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[All becomes gunt]

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Is this it, is this the final descent?

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I hope so, shit is being a bit boring nowadays and i just wanna alog the civil war or the split of red/blue states while playing Monster Hunter. Like please for the love of fuck burgers you gave me ethan ralph, DSP, Baked Alaska and various other figures to laugh at, they are drying up, i need more entertainment to alog at.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

USA done fucked in the 90's. It needed millions of cheap workers and decided to let spics in, when it shoulda imported millions of eastern europeans to pick your veggies and trim your lawns, you'd get people endlessly thankful to be american, and hating communism and also white-passing.

America doesn't need cheap labor. People need to lose this 1900s factory owner / Monty Burns mindset.
Cheap labor is going to help the working class and american people no more than corporate tax cuts.

 

[Cilleystring]

Can we finally get a lolcow thread about Trump after the dust settles?

Is there really no thread on trump?

 

[StudMccool]

good to know that it's still retardedly easy to make leftoids seethe. It looks like the Biden presidency will be just as fun as Trump's was.

I think you might wanna go hone your craft on Reddit for a while, this might be a little advanced for you

 

[Penis]

BOOMER FIGHT BOOMER FIGHT

Fun fact: Joe Biden is NOT actually a boomer. He is, in fact, OLDER than a boomer. Joe Biden is a member of the Silent Generation.

 

[Nobunaga]

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE BIDEN SAMA I KNEEL I KNEEL




(until this shit goes to court thanks to the lolsuits)

 

[Ask Jeeves]

Can we finally get a lolcow thread about Trump after the dust settles?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/donald-j-trump.79004/ Here.

 

[Str8Bustah]

I think you might wanna go hone your craft on Reddit for a while, this might be a little advanced for you

absolutely seething lol

 

[Wyald]

You better hope it won't happen.
Army/police: "An estimated desertion rate is 75% in case of a left wing president..."

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Ah yes, 4chan. A reliable source of information.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I didn 't know chads diddled kids lol

This phenomenon of absolutely everyone calling their ideological enemies pedophiles is kind of interesting.

 

[The Unbecoming]

For any concerns about China btw, they're currently dealing with biblical levels of flooding ruining their farm lands on top of swine flu forcing them to cull half of their pig population. The one child policy has also fucked their demographics for the foreseeable future, so any thoughts of Biden winning = Chinese century are wishful thinking at best.

 

[Penis]

If there's a civil war lets all agree to just chill and go back to making fun of Chris Chan

 

[Str8Bustah]

This phenomenon of absolutely everyone calling their ideological enemies pedophiles is kind of interesting.

in hunter's case it just so happens to be true!

 

[LUNEKO]

Fun fact: Joe Biden is NOT actually a boomer. He is, in fact, OLDER than a boomer. Joe Biden is a member of the Silent Generation.

Wait, holy shit i can't fucking believe he was born a couple years BEFORE the Boomers, goddamn this man is ANCIENT

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If you guys want some salt and cope, the A&H thread is hilarious.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2020-u-s-presidential-election.53249/

PA supreme court screwed up big time. If nothing else, PA is going to end up going to Trump because they didn't rule a law unconstitutional, just rewrote it. This is explicitly against the US Constitution, and the originalists are going to love an easy excuse to fuck over Biden.

 

[potato fan]

America doesn't need cheap labor. People need to lose this 1900s factory owner / Monty Burns mindset.
Cheap labor is going to help the working class and american people no more than corporate tax cuts.

well if you want to go full fantasy/perfect world, yes that would be better. Still if it had to be "cheap, imported labor" route, then you could have picked better than spics

 

[StudMccool]

"GUYS WITHOUT ME YOU WILL LOSE THE SENATE FOR SURE!"



"Uhh guys....?"

 

[KingCoelacanth]

>we need cheap labor
>the price of labor is too high
>companies need to pay lower wages to decrease the cost of labor
>this will help workers
pls explain

 

[Confederate Fag]

This phenomenon of absolutely everyone calling their ideological enemies pedophiles is kind of interesting.

Lmao there’s literally footage of Biden sniffing and flirting with children infront of everyone.

 

[Suburban Bastard]