Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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Silent Observer said:
WHAT Fucking NIGGER SHIT IS THIS????????
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Reminds me of this

*edit cos format cos im a sadfag who cant spoiler yet. Also i dont care if this rando gets doxed and cant be bothered to crop.
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Sped Xing said:
I wouldn't say "muh tanks and drones." It hasn't served well in Afghanaland.

But Americans are not Afghans. They're almost all of them fat, effete bitches who break down and cry when the slurpee machine breaks. To be sure, there are a few with a will comparable to that of the Taliban, but even these have rarely been bred up under the sort of privation and short commons that create lean, wiry, unbreakable men. At any rate, the light dusting of actual tough men is not enough to create a savage guerilla force overnight, if ever. Furthermore, a Union occupation would find not a united, hostile alien country, but a few diehards poking about the woods, a great many highly indignant civilians ready to send a strongly worded letter to their congressman, and mostly indifferent, worried Americans wishing they could go back to the good old days, complying with US forces with at least some sense that they were doing their patriotic duty.

It didn't answer in 1865, and it has far less chance of working now. Secession might succeed against a crumbling power like USSR 1991 or against isolated, nearly friendless Serbia 1991-???, and it could certainly work against the limp-wristed acquiescence of 2014 Britain, but if the federal government as it exists today has will to keep a state in the Union, then so it shall.
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>that create lean, wiry, unbreakable men.
Last time I was in Afghanistan our medics were having to explain to tribals that sticking it in the pooper wouldn't get their wives pregnant (I'm 100% not joking about this), and you had dudes shooting up on heroin while on guard duty in the ANA. The Taliban is winning the war because the smart ones are sitting in Pakistan right now making IEDs which are only effective because JewSA military leadership is a joke and will consistently use the same patrol routes over and over again, and often times when a patrol serves no real purpose. The "lean, wiry, unbreakable men" you're thinking about are the dumb/expendable people on the emplacement teams which normally get drone striked because they don't think it's at all suspicious to have a bunch of military-aged males walking around with shovels by a roadside in the middle of the night.

If you were to actually have a civil war here, it would go the exact same way as Afghanistan has gone. You'll have some really dumb mother fuckers early on in the war try to fight head to head with US military forces, and after they get BTFO the smarter ones will start Timothy McVeighing government buildings and setting up IEDs where US military forces are operating conventionally. This is of course if you had a civil war, which I find highly unlikely since cuckservatives are completely brainwashed into obedience, and won't try to fight back even in a life or death situation.
 
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Fish-Eyed Fool said:
I'm sorry, I thought we lived in America. This is fucking bullshit.
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Look it is a hold over from the days when witches roamed America. Witches would reanimate entire graveyards of men in order to swing votes. This is a very important part of our history.

As a retired Warlock I was invited to join a reanimation circle to help swing votes for Joe Biden in my state, I declined because my powers have been fading over the years and I was embarrassed that I wouldn't be able to perform.
 
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Giga Sperg said:
Apologies if this has been posted already, but here's a video of a lady filling in ballots herself, with a stack of empties next to her.

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It looks like they're redoing the ballots and the dude is reading her what the person voted for. I don't know why they're redoing them (maybe the machine didn't read them?) But it seems like a really labor intensive and more obvious way of filling out ballots if you're just going to stuff them.
 
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Zeke Von Genbu said:
Look it is a hold over from the days when witches roamed America. Witches would reanimate entire graveyards of men in order to swing votes. This is a very important part of our history.

As a retired Warlock I was invited to join a reanimation circle to help swing votes for Joe Biden in my state, I declined because my powers have been fading over the years and I was embarrassed that I wouldn't be able to perform.
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Which one of you resurrected Biden?
 
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