Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[big ups liquid richard]

Even if trump through a weird fucking hail marry attempt wins the state of MAGA right now justifies everybody making fun of them for the next year.

Looking forward to the right wing grift/anti-sjw channels to memory hole all of this, despite salty babies freaking out is the thing they usually cover.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Its a little late to try the "he's a racist" smear.

It's not a smear, it's just funny that the social justice crowd would bury Tara Reade's story and racial comments that would have made their heads explode had Trump said them. Obviously bringing up this stuff won't change anything.

Well we already elected a social media addicted retard for president who's made us into an international laughing stock.

We can't do much worse.

We've been an international laughing stock for decades, tbh. Don't think foreigners didn't think of Americans as shart-in-mart caricatures when Obama was in office.

 

[Jump]

Every other decade the US is a 'laughing stock ' yet somehow it still runs this shit.
What does it say of the world if clown nation is in charge?

That's the nice thing about being American. What the rest of the world thinks doesn't matter.

 

[introvertedobserver]

And when those recounts show the same result, I will laugh even harder as you Trumpers cope even harder and harder.

For Trump to win, PA, GA and either Arizona or Nevada would have to flip after the recounts.

Trump's back on track to flip AZ, FYI (they're still doing the original count, 230,000 left to count and Trump's been doing better than expected in Mariacopa). He needs (as of now) 57.96% of the remaining count and he's pulling 58.4%.

That said, I seriously doubt GA will flip back even after the military vote comes in (if it even comes in. Today's the deadline for those 9k ballots).

He won't take PA in raw votes, but that is the state most likely to have a successful suit that invalidates ballots.

That'd put us at 269-269 if NC doesn't flip blue. Which holy shit would that be entertaining. That's the outcome I'm hoping for, just to watch congress have to lose its shit.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Looking forward to the right wing grift/anti-sjw channels to memory hole all of this, despite salty babies freaking out is the thing they usually cover.

It's not memoryholing if other people are still allowed to cover it. Memoryholing is when a group of people who hold power try to censor everyone from talking about a topic and won't talk about it themselves.

It's likely right wing channels won't cover right wing chimping, though.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

That'd put us at 269-269 if NC doesn't flip blue. Which holy shit would that be entertaining. That's the outcome I'm hoping for, just to watch congress have to lose its shit.

If that is the outcome after all this shit attempts at fraud from blue - Then fuck me sideways, our government really is the most incompetent shit-eating retards possible.

 

[Brain.exe]

Do you think he'll say the gamer word in office?

I just want to know how he grew all that hair back.

 

[DumbDude42]

He won't take PA in raw votes, but that is the state most likely to have a successful suit that invalidates ballots.

a court declaring a bunch of ballots null and void due to the local administration fucking up is pretty nasty stuff. if that were to determine the election outcome the outcry would be astronomic, and rightfully so.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

It's likely right wing channels won't cover right wing chimping, though.

Neither will the "centrists" who pander to the same crowd. "itz not funny this time guyz"

 

[Prester John]

The district that my old school was in actually banned Huck Finn a few years back, specifically because it has the gamer word in it.

I don't know about your brother's school but mine was certainly known for some real fuckery.

It's like they've never heard a rap song.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

That's the nice thing about being American. What the rest of the world thinks doesn't matter.

Unless it’s something we can make fun of or meme like so

 

[crocodilian]

She ain’t no Hillary. Hillary is an evil witch but she is smart and sneaky. She had connections and henchmen everywhere. She was able to bend the whole DNC to her will.

Harris is just some hoe who actually sucked dick to get where she is now. She couldn’t win a single delegate in the dem primary. She got picked because sleepy joe got cornered in to picking a female and then a black. She was the only option.

You aren't wrong, but every time I say "Kamala" I think of the obese, shirtless comic-relief wrestler from my childhood, pair it with the word "Vice President" and die on the inside.

 

[Jump]

I just want to know how he grew all that hair back.

He got implants. That's why Rush calls him "plugs".

 

[ditto]

I just want to know how he grew all that hair back.

https://www.politico.com/story/2008/08/bidens-helmet-012760

tl;dr hair plugs

EDIT:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I just want to know how he grew all that hair back.

He's a traitor to bald men everywhere and obviously, this is another sign of the low moral value the Bidens have. Until that Nigga gets rid of his fake hair, I will not have faith in our system.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

You aren't wrong, but every time I say "Kamala" I think of the obese, shirtless comic-relief wrestler from my childhood, pair it with the word "Vice President" and die on the inside.

Hey that’s not nice. That wrestler was a sweetheart

 

[Thistle]

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Bye Trump.

Welcome aboard Biden and Kamala let's kick some far right butts, democratic speaking, like Jair Bolsonaro, Putin, Zelensky...

Cannot be more happy than this <3

Yeah i guess you got that tingeling feeling now as you did that first time you stuck your dick in a innocent Puppy?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Even if trump through a weird fucking hail marry attempt wins the state of MAGA right now justifies everybody making fun of them for the next year.

I'm honestly disappointed by the low amount of sodium in that compilation. It's not comparable to 2016 when people were screaming and crying on camera.

Find some people outside of 4chan going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and then we'll laugh.

 

[crocodilian]

Hey that’s not nice. That wrestler was a sweetheart

I'm sure he is, but look at him, he's dressed as a racist caricature. Pairing that mental image with "Vice President" is like A. Wyatt Mann comic come to life.