Snowflake JaclynGlenn

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She is so unforgivably boring that even her kiwifarms thread is overlooked.

She’s done the whole “tee hee I’m not like the other girls” thing before but... she’s just like the “other girls”, basic as hell and most of the “drama” around her is high school tier relationship shit. She made a whole ass video about “Waaaaahhh my boyfriend cheated on me” even though she 1) was dating a known slimebag and 2) started dating him while he was still involved with another woman.

The only reason her thread even got brought back up was because of Eugenia, and also because Onision came in here with his Purple Carrot sock chimping all over the place like a retard. Other than that, she’s as boring as shit.
 
She’s done the whole “tee hee I’m not like the other girls” thing before but... she’s just like the “other girls”, basic as hell and most of the “drama” around her is high school tier relationship shit. She made a whole ass video about “Waaaaahhh my boyfriend cheated on me” even though she 1) was dating a known slimebag and 2) started dating him while he was still involved with another woman.

The only reason her thread even got brought back up was because of Eugenia, and also because Onision came in here with his Purple Carrot sock chimping all over the place like a retard. Other than that, she’s as boring as shit.
to be fair, I probably would have cheated on her too.
 
She is so unforgivably boring that even her kiwifarms thread is overlooked.
It's also because her content is extremely derivative. She really hasn't changed much all these years. She has almost a million subscribers but her videos fail to hit even 100k views unless it's some big topic. Tbh she's more boring than the Christian Youtubers she bashes and I don't even like them lol. She should get a hobby besides bashing Christianity because the girl is either going to fade into irrelevancy with the shit she is doing now or will be trend hopping forever and lose her identity(which wasn't much but still). Also she has an onlyfans now lol(no nudes tho).
 
Euginia is likely emotionally dependent on her mom which isn't uncommon for toxic relationships.
Well, it could also be a "but she's my mom" situation. I'm sure Eugenia is close with her mom. It could also be an insecure attachment thing.
 
It's also because her content is extremely derivative. She really hasn't changed much all these years. She has almost a million subscribers but her videos fail to hit even 100k views unless it's some big topic. Tbh she's more boring than the Christian Youtubers she bashes and I don't even like them lol. She should get a hobby besides bashing Christianity because the girl is either going to fade into irrelevancy with the shit she is doing now or will be trend hopping forever and lose her identity(which wasn't much but still). Also she has an onlyfans now lol(no nudes tho).
I watched her video on how she got involved with Eugenia Cooney and all I took from it is "Look at me, I'm the hero!"
Why make a video at all unless you're trying to pander to a bunch of your "followers" on some shitty video site?
 
She’s done the whole “tee hee I’m not like the other girls” thing before but... she’s just like the “other girls”, basic as hell and most of the “drama” around her is high school tier relationship shit. She made a whole ass video about “Waaaaahhh my boyfriend cheated on me” even though she 1) was dating a known slimebag and 2) started dating him while he was still involved with another woman.

The only reason her thread even got brought back up was because of Eugenia, and also because Onision came in here with his Purple Carrot sock chimping all over the place like a retard. Other than that, she’s as boring as shit.

Onision was not Purple Carrot. Purple Carrot was a troll. But you are right about something... She is stupid, worthless, boring, lame, and it's her fault she got cheated on because she was warned yet she refused to listen to everyone that warned her.
 
I honestly dont understand Onions obsession with Jaclyn, like why cant You/he just leave her alone?
Onision was not Purple Carrot. Purple Carrot was a troll. But you are right about something... She is stupid, worthless, boring, lame, and it's her fault she got cheated on because she was warned yet she refused to listen to everyone that warned her.
 
I honestly dont understand Onions obsession with Jaclyn, like why cant You/he just leave her alone?
Onision invited her over. She came over. She didn't sleep with him. Onision is a man. He sleep with woman. Jaclyn dumb. Oohoooo he hate Jaclyn.

But Jaclyn is the most boring basic bitch ever since that. She's just dragging Christians which is ok, you do you.
 
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I agree... Jaclyn Glenn has a tendency to date scumbags and she's just plain out boring and plastic/unnatural... It will fall apart as usual because she knows nothing about having a successful relationship/marriage.
Greg, Jaclyn is not gonna have sex you.
 
I agree... Jaclyn Glenn has a tendency to date scumbags and she's just plain out boring and plastic/unnatural... It will fall apart as usual because she knows nothing about having a successful relationship/marriage.
I'm not going to 'whataboutism' given the source but you really should just shut the fuck up, Greg.
 
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ok groomer. how was your birthday by the way?

also being boring/unnatural is better than being greg jackson, a confirmed paedophile, serial domestic abuser, shitty father, and taylor could drag you down any day when she wants to save her ass so you bend over backwards.

i thought the admins banned you lol
I agree... Jaclyn Glenn has a tendency to date scumbags and she's just plain out boring and plastic/unnatural... It will fall apart as usual because she knows nothing about having a successful relationship/marriage.
 
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I actually think Jaclyn will cheat on her husband before he cheats on her. She's married the safe, boring as fuck option. Won't be long before she pines for her usual fuckwit type.

That's if she's not already letting Blaire White plow her, that is.
 
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I actually think Jaclyn will cheat on her husband before he cheats on her. She's married the safe, boring as fuck option. Won't be long before she pines for her usual fuckwit type.

That's if she's not already letting Blaire White plow her, that is.
Honestly it would shake things up and be interesting. God knows Onision and Social Repose will both have field days squeezing every last bit of relevancy they could from that drama so it would be fantastic on all fronts.

The one thing that girl needed though was to just not be in a relationship for at least a few years and many sessions of therapy later. She doesn't need a "boring" guy, she needs to learn who she is so she can get a boyfriend who compliments her personality instead of creating it because it's pretty much only douchebags who are ok with this sort of situation and would be after her (Toby, Richie, Onision). You can find interesting guys who aren't abusive but she clearly doesn't know this at age 32!
 
Her latest thing seems to be spazzing out about the Onision documentary using Youtubers' "work". I bet she's really buttsore over the doc being the thing that finally got Onision canned, and not the 10 years of various Youtubers sperging about him.

Also "tHeY tOlD tHe SuRViVoRs StOrIeS". Yeah, so did you, you dumb bitch.
 
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