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Personally, I think it might get even worse:
"How you dare paise a Game with the Blue Armed Bandit on it, you... you JERKS!"
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Containment What If?
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Personally, I think it might get even worse:
"How you dare paise a Game with the Blue Armed Bandit on it, you... you JERKS!"
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Chris would find some way to blame the trolls. And then demand money from them. Then insult them again once they give him the money.
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Skyraider would acquire the coroner's report.
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He fucking looks like an AIDS patient with all the sores on his face.
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What if Chris was chosen to play Sonic in "Sonic Boom - The Movie"...But had to have blue arms?
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Christian Bale would have nothing on the ensuing chimp-out.
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He'd be the only creature there children would actually find scary.
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What if, when Chris is finally sentenced, he was made to work at GameStop for a year as punishment for the December 26th incident?
Or, what if he was sentenced to be Michael Snyder's butler?
And if given a choice between the two, which would he pick?
Or, what if he was sentenced to be Michael Snyder's butler?
And if given a choice between the two, which would he pick?
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The former, of course. He wouldn't be banned anymore and would have easy acces to all the vidya he could ever wish.
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What if Chris snaps completely and chops off a retail worker's arms due to sensory overload (BLARMS!) ?
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What if Barb woke up with bad circulation and her arms turned blue?
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Chris: *approaches with chainsaw* '' Blarms...blarms....BLAAAAAARMS!!!''
Barb:''Wha?''
Chris: ''Our enemies show their blue arms! THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! We.....we should take away their blue arms....''
Barb: ''NOOOOOOO!!!''
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"God and Jesus damn it, SEGA! Look what you made me do this time!"
Chris would snap completely and kill her, leading to the aforementioned retail worker dismemberment and culminating in a low-speed police chase with Son-Chu and a shootout with Chris's Megatron pistol. Chris would, of course, still blame SEGA.
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What if Chris impregnated Barb?
Kinda think the menopause put the brakes on that, champ...